Kenneth Hagin

Fossil Claims to be 'Drunk' with God

     Okay. So, before we get to the video where Methuselah here claims to be exhibiting behavior that indicates he is drunk with God (possibly one of THE stupidest claims in the history of people making stupid claims) we will first take a peek at a few examples of the ridiculousness that seems to plague so many of those slaves, I mean servants of the gospel as they try to convince others to convert.
     What better way to convert people than to conjure up some half-baked story of how you had some experience where you left your body and went to hell. Some people are convinced by these dreams, experiences, or whatever it is you call them. Of course, there are stories where people say they go to heaven and then come back. For some that is a much better story to listen to in order to convert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67E0uWqjLYc

     Here is one of the examples where this old codger tries to validate his claim that laughing and acting a fool is recommended in the Bible. Total turd. What is particularly annoying is how he keeps repeating repeating repeating the same goddamn words over and over. Then he adds in a sprinkle of speaking in tongues. So hard to believe that people fall for this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vUuL4oR-CI

     What the fuck language is this old windbag supposed to be speaking? Engalama-kante-see? Ha-ha-ha-echo-rene-maya? What a giant load of shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lela0pSgKqY

     This is hilarious. Hagin says that when he gets a certain signal from God he knows that God is going to do things through him. So what is this signal? Is it something like the mayor of Gotham City used when he needed Batman? Is it by telegram or Pony Express? And how do you like the little skit here where this asshole supposedly lengthens the leg of a man? He would have been all over Time and People if he ever did such a miraculous thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rBMUlaK5mk

     Here is a rambling prayer so long that you have ample time to run home, make dinner, do the dishes, take a nap, and then meander back to church in time to hear this fraud pray the words of ding-dong-bong-bing-bang-cho-chee-cha-mah towards the end of his prayer. His moments of supposedly speaking in tongues is pure idiocy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLjyUeFZc5g

     SOOOOO STUPID! There really isn't much more to say than so mother fucking stupid. The more you watch crap like this the more you come to believe that people who believe this shit can bail themselves out of their own prison of religion. They were stupid enough to believe it, so they can be bright enough to to stop believing it and revert to the real fucking world. Listen to these people whooping and cheering like little girls at a Justin Beiber concert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyACodY0hek

     This is hilarious. This supposed prophecy by Hagin sounds suspiciously like something that seer of seers Nostradamus would say. Meaning, it is severely ambiguous and contains just enough of the right words to make people think it is being specific. Retards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_k0KPTzQ1o


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Jack Van Impe

Adopted Son of Nostradamus

     This first video I have posted is really an example of the insanity plaguing Jack Van Impe and his wife (who by the way always sounds like she is totally loaded on valium or something). Jack's wife Rexella (doesn't that sound like a drug store name?) opens with spacey comments and then she deferrs to her husband who proceeds to offer a story of how these two crooks were in Los Angeles years ago, in a travel lodge, and Jack tells Rexella to sit in his lap so he can kiss her...and then an earthquake strikes. ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYp92mag8vQ

     So, this pulpit charlatan is trying to convince people that in Christianity people love their neighbor as themselves. In Christianity people do not run around killing one another. Islam is not a religion of peace but Christianity is. I bet the victims of the Spanish Inquisition and of the Crusades, as well as the Natives in the Americas, the folks of the People's Temple, and the perished members of the Branch Davidians would beg to differ.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vD7tK8OJE0

     Jack's wife is off her goddamn rocker. Her persistent spacey expressions and vocal inflections are a hindrance to Jack unless he counts people watching his show out of morbid curiosity a good thing. And for the love of Pete stop claiming that every time there is a natural disaster it is a sign that Jesus is on his way back. Fuck a duck, man. Floods happen. Earthquakes happen. If you question this please go and get a dictionary about the world's natural disasters. There are some real doozies in there, too. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m03BbUBY4A

     Restore America to biblical Christianity? Why? Have you read the Bible? Have you read all the horrible things in the Bible that people did in the name of God? Have you read all the horrible things that GOD instructed people to do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i8YM7NFs54

     Don't you just love how the differing factions within institutionalized religion consistently bicker and fight? These groups scramble and stumble over each other, pointing their fingers saying this guy is wrong or that guy is wrong, all in an effort to wrestle the minds and monies of the followers away from each other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcuw441yoAU

     Ahh, another example of the utter disconnection of Rexella Van Impe with the rest of the real world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-z1Cp3TciA

     Jack says that what he is saying here in this video is proof that the Lord Jesus is coming back soon! Of course, if you look at the date of the video posting and then think of today's date...well, you gotta wonder about the differences between man's understanding of 'soon' and Jesus' understanding of 'soon' in relation to when the absent Son of God is due to return.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbxk88LvIL4

     This is an interesting webpage about Van Impe and some of the more stupid stunts he and his inebriated wife have pulled.
http://www.jackvanimpe.ca/


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Creflo Dollar

Just Another Snake in the Grass of Religion

     Listen to the message this dunce is delivering because if you are not careful you just might miss it: Don't let reason happen to you. This is the basic message Creflo is delivering in this video. He is telling people to not allow their power of reasoning to get in the way of what God is telling them to do...especially when God is telling them to put money into the hands of Creflo Dollar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-nlPkyIdig

     Is this asshole for real? He is seriously blaming problems that people have on not tithing? You have got to be fucking kidding me. This douchebag says that if you do not tithe that you will be just as broke as the Ten Commandments that Moses brought down from Mount Sinai.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swqU1C6VRI4&list=PLA8CED8DC296E1123

     That's right, Creflo. I should not worry about doing what I need to do to take care of my family because the wicked spirit of mammon is preventing me from giving money to you, and if I want to save myself and let God fix my money troubles I should give you my grocery money. This is so goddamn stupid.
     Come to think of it this could be used as a fine example that God does not exist. How so? Well, do you think if there really was a hell and if there really was a God that preachers really and truly believed in and feared and trusted that these same preachers would be saying and doing half the shit they do? Hell no! They know all too well that IF there were such a thing as hell (which there is not) they would be first in line.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-vP5WycLs

     Wow. This guy takes every opportunity to make a plug for tithing his church. Isn't it wonderful how Creflo stretches and warps the words of those who press Creflo for answers to simple questions? The little pulpit worm is a spiritual bully that plays on the weaknesses of the desperate in order to fulfill his own desire for wealth. Total loser.
     Then, in order to get more people to tithe this bastard comes up with an idea to single out those who do not tithe, line them up, and shoot them. He says he would try it if he could but later tries to schmooze his comments over as just...talk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPJcddnaR8A

     Listen to Douchebag Dollar's answer. He says the senator's letter was nice and he would comply...as soon as the senator has legal documentation. Dollar also wants the tax privacy kept in tact and so does not want the senator to see the information and suggests that the info be given to the IRS that is bound to approach the issue within specific guidelines. He talks circles around each and every question. His responses to the questions having to do with his wealth are evasive as he often says that he does not own some of the items he is questioned about...like the jet. He says he follows the IRS regulations and is more than happy to prove it...once he has been legally ordered to do so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgfZnHyeKNk

     Crook? This poor excuse of a man is calling people who do not tithe crooks? This freak of religious nature spouts this kind of stupidity and people STILL believe him and seek his council?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM3BWAmlXis

     Watch this whole video so you do not miss the footage of this guy's absolutely loaded lifestyle. I wonder if there are any families in his congregation that need help paying their bills, need food, need better housing and better clothing, or even need help with paying a doctor to tend to medical issues? Dollar hops about and happily claims God has simply been GOOD to him. Isn't that nice?
     I can't imagine the confusion of someone in his congregation, someone who desperately needs help, watching Dollar as God repeatedly blesses the smarmy pastor with more and more money and possessions while the congregation member receives no help? How must that person feel? Is it their fault for not having enough faith? Has God forgotten them? Is it simply a case of the pastor is more important than a lowly congregation member who does not have a dime to his name much less a single dollar to tithe?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCS0YHm_58c

     Listen to how this stupid fucker twists the words of the Bible as to what gleans a harvest of whatever it is the person is asking God for. He flat out says that prayer does not bring harvest. Only money can bring the harvest, and until a person gives money God will not give them harvest. WTF, man. WTF. Only a true douchebag would try to convince people that until they gave money God was not permitted to bless them with harvest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSqi2LCJ7iU



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John Hagee

Another Nut in the Tree of Religion

     Pastor John Hagee is a fine example of a person being completely and totally consumed by the darkness of the stupid things they believe. This in turn leads them to say some pretty stupid shit when it comes to the tension between believers and non-believers.
     If you listen to what this moron says in this video you would think that the religious populations of the United States of America have no rights. So misleading. No one is saying that you cannot preach that shit in your church or to your kids. What people are saying is that if they don't want to listen to your shit they don't have to listen to your shit.
     Pastor Hagee, no one is taking your rights nor the rights of any believer in this country. What people are doing is putting their foot down to prevent you and your lunatic asylum religion from trying to create legislation built on such horse puckey beliefs. Then whatever new political and economic issue is emerging you automatically chalk that up to yet another sign of the end of the world. You have no goddamn good news. All you have is threats and violence that is disguised as hope and faith.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKVGfrvJuRk

     Listen to what he is saying here. How is it any different than how many of the extremist terrorists think? They so deeply believe that they are right and everyone else is wrong that they DIE for this supposed truth. Your religion and faith are no different than that of the violent terrorists who try to use some supposed imparted truth as a validator for killing people by flying planes in buildings or walking into a cafe with an explosive device strapped to their back.
     Jesus Christ will rule the world in peace and glory? Seriously? This divine being who supposedly brought peace and light and love upon the earth has in reality left a huge swath of destruction that can be seen from the very creation of this divine being to present times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YCXNrQSwyg

     And because of bullshit sermons like this the weak minded people of the world are afraid of knowledge and education and technology. Listen to what this asshole says about the developments made in communication.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azVGtILRqEU

     Sure, sure, sure. The Bible is SO clear about this supposed economic collapse to end all economin collapses that it does not give any specifics. Everything is generalized to the finest detail which is precisely why there is always some group or other somewhere in the world at almost any given point in history claiming to be in the last days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuIzC5GfRtg

     This is straight fucked up. Amazing. I did not know that all people on welfare were lazy sons of bitches that have access to a job but refuse to take it. By the way, WHERE is the love of your God? Is THAT what Jesus would say to someone in such a situation? STARVE?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mQvvGJYQaM

     More shocking words falling from the lips of a lunatic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct4_ze_FjNo

     Don't you just love how this guy stretches the truth and the facts? America not bowing to God? I hope not. Why would any clear thinking individual follow any of the viciousness that you follow? You bag on Scientology because you think your version of faith sounds so much better? Are you high? People do not need the tenets of your screwy religion in order to understand morality. People can make proper decisions without religion and they do it every day and all the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-J7Hc7522A

     Just another spooky video clip created by the religious zealots of the world and intended to frighten people into believing in the story of salvation by Jesus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo27xgO_Qf4

     Sure, Mr. Hagee. Sure. The fight for oil has nothing to do with the Bible or your delusions, but rather has everything to do with opposing governments trying to get the best of each other so that in the end someone ends up with more power than the other.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFYiSJHbnZc

     It isn't so much that Hagee and people like him don't want gay marriage so much as it is they are so very disappointed to see that they are losing their talon grip on the small amount of political power that they have, which they should not have, and which they use to try to formulate laws that govern everyone...even those who do not believe the same or who do not believe in any God at all. Equality, Mr. Hagee. It scares the piss out of you, doesn't it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeMZ9QkU-AY

     Well well well! Some one is going to get sent to bed early without any desert! You are such a douchebag, Hagee. It is not about limiting religion or religious rights. It is about separating church and state so that we don't have screws like you making laws that step on the rights of those who choose to believe differently. And no, I will not move. I will stay here in this country that I love and speak out against worms like you.
     By the way, what happened to the love of God? Where is the mighty love of your God, Hagee? Come on, now, don't hold out! Where is this love that is supposed to conquer all but that allows you to speak in such an obtuse manner to those who believe differently?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9_6Vvrhiek

     The only kind of disciples this guy makes is disciples of fear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTixOKyH6vk

     Here is Christianity in a nutshell: We win, you lose. That is Christianity. A bunch of Bible thumpers who truly think there is some grand battle where they are going to prove in the end how right they were and how everyone else is so very wrong. Believe in Jesus to be glorified. Believe in God to live in the light and be victorious. There is nothing good about you or your message, Hagee.
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Jesus Told Me to Tell You to Give Me Money...

This is Really Interesting:

Men of God Tell You Messages Direct from Jesus and Have the Power to Sell You Miracles!

Here is the typical religious charlatan who is absolutely shameless in making claims he has no business claiming. You know, if people simply believe a God that you preach to be true they sure don't need you for freaking miracles or cloths. All they would need would be the reality of the truth of love of God...not you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyWhsp6qb0w

What is this happy horseshit? People actually fall for this crap, too. That is the really sad part. If God is as powerful as you say He is then people don't need the goddamn cloth or covering. Benny Hinn you are a loser, a liar, a charlatan, a person who preys on the spiritually weak who are seeking hope and love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOvjY0K4pJc

I don't see how people buy into this jerks claims. He is such a sham! He can't even muster good enough acting talent to actually come across as genuine as he tries to sound holy quoting scripture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiLoUkvSh2s

Dude, I don't feel anything but peels of laughter watching your bullshit broadcast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsBRKtXYLNQ

Yubba dubba shabba dabba doo...someone with smelly feet finds the miracle of soap. Zabba dabba...I curse the halitosis! Someone's bad breath from smoking is being healed right now...Jesus is reaching into your purse right now and removing the cigarettes and replacing them with Tictacs...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdjK4YyqDz8

Look, if God wants to give someone a 'miracle home' as you so put it, He will do so without needing the efforts of a shyster pouncing about on a stage and trying to shove Jesus down throats for a freaking dollar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdJoJ9aauhg

Sure Jesus still heals the sick and performs miracles. Give the the key of 'B' please (for 'Bullshit'). I doubt that the supposed ultimate in power of the entire universe would pick a loser preacher from Louisiana who bedded a prostitute (more than once, folks) as a vessel for dispensing the truth and power of God.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1sMrPEF0G8

This blonde pixie is saying some hilarious stuff! Hah! Pick up the phone and tell this bitch she is not going to get her tiny little hands on your money. Your faith has nothing to do with your money in her pocket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjrsXI4e8m8

This is a plug for why total alcoholics SHOULD NOT become preachers. Did this lady drive to services that morning? Angels smiling at her and asking her if she wanted wine? WTF? Were they riding pink elephants?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTqH813q2MY

Use this special little cloth and you too can be healed from infirmities that medical science has not even found cures to as of yet. For all we know it just may cure pain in childbirth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjU5LZu6btE

Miracle manna? Now I really have seen it all. What a croc of shit. Did you hear the part about instructions?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4_CYVGN15E

Two douchebags practice their creative writing and creative interpretation techniques for all to see. How in the world people can consistently fall for this bull and crap is frightening. It is not faith. It is fraud.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6WTspFrbik

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Benny Hinn

Great Swami Benny Hinn Makes Predictions and Absurd Statements:

What else is new?!

Alright, before we push the launch button you gotta watch this. I laughed so freaking hard when I first saw this and watched it several times in a row. SO hilarious!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOPdWQoNrUU

And...Away We Go!

     Benny Hinn is one of the more entertaining preachers on television of whom there is no shortage of films and clips depicting the delusional charlatan making some of the most stupid assertions and claims. Never mind the hilarity of that horrible thing on top of his head that I would assume is supposed to be a wig (it looks more like a half-ass comb over frozen solid by Aqua-Net hairspray) but the peels of laughter that are elicited every time you listen to his jibes are simply too good to pass up.

Hinn a False Prophet? Could it REALLY Be?

Many people, believers and non-believers alike, have loudly proclaimed that Benny Hinn is a false prophet. Watch and listen to what this guy says in these clips and make a decision for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv7JsedWZG4
Jesus is SHAKING the world? Jesus is appearing in the Muslim world? Alrighty then. Why aren't the Muslims putting this on TV...that some guy is popping up in the Muslim world and telling people he is Jesus of Nazareth?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcZlyECHP_M
God must be on some other schedule of time. Benny Hinn says God will destroy the homosexual community of America with fire in the 90s. Now, years and years later, that simply has not happened. Maybe Hinn meant the 2090s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQKCMl2XzTs
The first part of this clip reminds me of Jimmy Swaggart's tear-filled "I Have Sinned Again" speech. Then there is the screwy part of where Hinn says that Adam had the power of flight. WHAT is this guy on, cuz it isn't Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYOEOXG8lU4
Listen very carefully to Hinn's explanation of how the anointing of God comes upon him and causes him to heal people of cancer and pain. He even says there are people who claim to be healed but are really NOT healed...that is not his fault. RRIIIGGGHHHTT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLB0UTO7-Xc
Every prophet needs a ways a means to live, right? Sure, but THIS kind of living? Maybe God and Jesus are a bit more opulent than people ever thought. Who would have thought that a prophet of God needs a Mercedes and high end clothing and a private jet and a load of other shit. Whatever, right? It is good to know that men of God are accepted at resorts and spas.

Benny Hinn Says Jesus Needs Your Money

Ahh, religion. Where oh where would many of the faiths of the world be if people did not pump millions upon millions of dollars into the supposed holy men of the world and the stories of amazing wonder that they preach?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVKGCdE1tRc
All things are possible to him who hath no shame in begging for money and disguising such as a heavenly requests. You GO, Benny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZsXvCKlfg8
Hah!!! Sewing the seeds of love, or sewing the seeds of money? Put the money directly into his hand instead of a bucket? Benny, sweetie, you are undeniably...a complete DOUCHE. What kind of God is it that YOU worship who demands to receive before giving a blessing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL2rcF0TrAo
The only way you could possibly benefit financially with this asshole is to NEVER give him money of ANY SORT. And for the love of Pete don't buy his bullshit twist of needing to give finances in order to be blessed. Shee-it. Joseph Gobbels has nothing on the gift of propaganda of this jerk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WC8j8cdXls
Benny Hinn will never run dry financially so long as the lambs of the world continue to hand over their coinage to a fellow who is nothing more than a liar, a con, and a disgrace to people who really do search for spirituality in their lives.

Hinn Heals the Sick?

Benny Hinn heals nothing save for his wallet. Also, looking at the footage where he seems to be whipping peoples' heads about on their necks he can probably expect a civil suit at some point for assault and battery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPdO5-gGhqw
If there was such a thing as hell (which there is not unless you want to count El Paso, Texas) Benny Hinn would be a distinguished resident.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7c2i08DxNE
Well, well, well. The truth of the Bible exposed by a charlatan prophet. Fear. FEAR. Fear God and everything, including life, will be yours. The ONLY thing dependable about the Bible is the continued threats against people who choose to NOT swallow such poppycock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcV8edb5-1w
Listen to what this lady says...total stupidity and her facts (supposed facts) do NOT match up. And why is the lady speaking slow as shit as though she has had a good fifth of Jack and trying REAL hard to not slur? Hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6uj1KYTlrg
Where do they find these people? Can you hear me now? He is whispering into a fucking mic...EVERYONE can hear him, ya douche!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1wVQFmkIlo
Nothing like false hope and false healing. Don't worry. I hear Karma is a real bitch. Hinn's silver and sly tongue cannot save him from the SEEDS he has sewn. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCSp4uixT7k
You would think that the power that God has supposedly filled Hinn with would allow him to speak to people without a translator. Seriously. You're telling me, Benny-boy, that you can heal a person of cancer and deafness and a whole bunch of maladies but you CAN'T speak their damn language?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnr5DwH3cKU
So goddamn stupid. And some people wonder why so many other people refuse to believe in a phantom of a God who allows assholes like this guy to take advantage of the weak minded individuals of the world. Some people really are searching for truth and help and mercy...and they run into this fucker. So sad. So very sad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuE3y53hoJM
This made me angry. Who made this little girl do this? She looks mortified and appalled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SBV7-QK_s8
But of COURSE the example presented of an actual healing would be the child of a preacher. Please. Like we didn't see that one from two states away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0rgM9iTZvA
WTF?!

Benny Hinn Does Not Heal

The only reason Benny Hinn is still a televangelist is because people continue to be bamboozled by this circus freak of a preacher. Listen to the crap he says in these clips.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVG1x-rh6FE
The only miracles in Hinn's crusades are that people continue to give him attention and money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8B4NwI07pI
More examples of Benny Hinn using the supposed power of God to MIRACULOUSLY get people to trust him and give him money. I like the questions that are asked of him. His answers are even better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kn-1bedxGY
It is okay to want to search for faith and to search for healing. It is entirely natural, for a parent especially, to search for help and healing of family. It is NOT okay to take advantage of people seeking and searching for such. But, charlatans like Benny Hinn do this shit all the time and that is your best clue that there is no hell, because if there really was such a terrible place where blasphemers and bad people and evil people and abusers go, well, jerks like this would NOT do what they do and get away with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSGgeH2TNqY
That's right, Larry King, you go right on ahead and try to make the dragon look like a kitten. You fail and you don't get any points. In fact, we are going to issue demerits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSjyzmR4hRs
Horrible, horrible acting. Where is a Raspberry Award when you really need to give it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdUIqKJyD0Q
Ahh, the BEST way to explain what you claim to do, to explain the power that you claim to have is to claim you yourself do not understand it, but it is something that the Spirit of God instructs you to do. Liar, liar...pants on fire.

Absurdly Stupid Claims by Benny Hinn

So...these claims are so stupid they are entertaining. If anything claimed by Hinn were actually true there would be all kinds of new standards set, especially in medical science.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY1O-KruvXc
A man raised from the dead on stage? Of course Hinn makes the claim this happened in Africa and NOT the United States. Think about that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcYauY4thpw
Pastor Benny Hinn stumbles through pressing questions and gives bullshit, half-ass answers. He can't convince people of his marvelous powers? Humm. He sure does convince many to give him money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9ujUx0L5Uk
Oppressed by the devil? Have a curse placed upon you? Subjected to the wiles of demons? Then pack your bags and head to the next city where Benny Hinn will be appearing and maybe you too can be healed by the holy charlatan, his bottles of snake oil, and his wagon of wares.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um3-sHbGoCI
What in the hell is this horseshit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9QH24-OrJA
Look, Benny, the lady is cutting herself because she has psychological issues. She needs medical help and you are not it. Your version of what the Bible has to say is not going to help her to level out in her psychological problems and imbalances. Your claims are so fucked up it is scary to think that people would go to you for help instead of a hospital.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsQdxJUbahA
A lady put a curse on this guy when he was eleven years old...at least that is according to Benny Hinn. Come on, Hinn...you gotta come up with some better story lines than this. Rob Zombie writes better movie scripts than you write sermons for the stage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RlRe_RlNUE
The puzzle coming together? The only puzzle is why people continue to come together to listen to the lies falling from your lips, Benny. The Antichrist has GOT to be alive somewhere? You sound like you were a member of the team looking for the WMDs that Bush swore were real, right? Those WMDs have GOT to be somewhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsiwu6WSrvk
Thank goodness there are people who see this guy for the lying douche he is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrSjyIaGsn8
I applaud this lady for having the guts to post a video saying she was taken by Benny Hinn. It takes a lot to admit you believed a lie to be the truth. You have some real guts, Ma'm.

Fruit of a Good Tree?
So, in the Bible it says you will know whether or not a tree is good by the fruit it produces. Well, take a big bite of these fruits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=677rTfPNBdE
Bad fruit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMlumkyQ9OQ
Hilarious video about this bad fruit known as Benny Hinn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlNTALOChRc
Here is a little background on the planting of the seed that led to the tree bringing forth bad fruit and the effects of that bad fruit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KgDSDkUcVk
What is it with preachers and women? He isn't even good looking...not even close. Paula should work on her excuses and explanations a little more, or maybe hire someone more experience in writing such.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS1d3ZhcZ2A
What a total ass. You poor, poor man. You sure do make it sound like you did nothing wrong. Typical. So ever-loving typical. No biblical grounds for divorcing you? Right. How about legal grounds?

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