New Claims by Preachers

Try the newest book Turkey Broth for the Spirit: Just a Few Questions that presents questions concerning the Pentateuch of Moses and the absurd cruelty of God that can be found everywhere in the first five books of the Holy Bible:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=ester+lighthorse

What have they been up to?

Let us take a look at what some of our old proselytizing pals have been up to, shall we?

Oh dear me...Cindy Jacobs. This lady is a hoot. She sits here and gives the most generalized 'prophecy' ever and then I suppose expects to be seen as having been enlightened by God? Shit, I have read better predictions from the daily Yahoo horoscopes. It's either going to be real bad or real good? WTF? That isn't prophecy, you ninny. That is a common goddamn sense observation. Every day that you wake up...every day that anyone wakes up, we know it is either gonna be good or bad. There is no mystery to that whatsoever and it is NOT goddamn prophecy. Geeze, woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAFvZngrtSs

This is hilarious! I like the little computer animated cartoon of Jacobs being dangled over a stage. The people who made this video seem to be just as bad as Jacobs, right? I mean, what are these people doing? Fighting over the people who follow God? Are they worried who the parishioners are going to give their money to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zayTeQMKhi4

Here, Pastor John Hagee would have you believe that the headlines of a newspaper that read "New World View In Washington" actually translate to "New World Order In Washington." Are you surprised that any God-fearing individual would go the length of twisting the words of another in an effort to get their message across to people? Also, in this clip Hagee says that the first version of the New World Order appears in Genesis 10 where Nimrod proposes to build the Tower of Babel. BUT this is not true. Sure, Nimrod does found Shinar, but he NEVER proposes building the Tower of Babel in chapter 10 (where it is not even mentioned by name) or in chapter 11 (where the Tower of Babel IS mentioned by name). And where in the hell is Hagee getting his information that the Tower of Babel was covered with signs and symbols of the occult and astrological symbols? What is the purpose of this bullshit? It doesn't sound scary. It sounds stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2tXGlX47SA

Hagee wants you to believe that Atheism is a theological idea...that Atheists HATE God. Now I ask you...seriously...how in the fuckey-doo can an Atheist hate a God they hold does not exist?  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq-Dj-V7Q64


You KNOW I had to put in something that showcased Benny Hinn, right? This guy is freaking hilarious, thus it would be a sin to leave him out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXiuox2F_qg


Holy shit!!! You GOTTA love Pastor Joel Osteen for his apparent innocence and ignorance in submitting a tweet that was later taken down. Oh mercy! This is a good one!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WebnCyRFmOw


I dare you to watch this and NOT laugh your ass off!! Hah! I had to keep stopping the freaking video because I was laughing so hard. Does Rexella Van Impe (apparently named after a pharmacy...maybe) always sound like she has either been smoking a doobie or has popped a couple of Valium with a side serving of Xanax? I laughed till I cried!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2NPgQ1Kjvc


Sooo...Kenneth Copeland has a cure for PTSD? Has he been holding out on all of the suffering soldiers all of these years? So the soldiers do not need medication or psychology? What?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYx0M_wYSBk


This video is not recent but I wanted to include it because this woman is absolutely bonkers-nutso...big time. She really needs to bring it down a notch, stop smoking the crack and drinking Drain-o...SOMETHING.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5kMCBYXsDc&list=PLDB18E8767213FC4D


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http://www.zazzle.com/smartytwoshoes

http://justlivingbyfaith.blogspot.com/

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Three Cheers for Not Giving a Damn

Try the newest book Turkey Broth for the Spirit: Just a Few Questions which contains many questions directly related to this blog in particular of God's treatment of His people The book may be found here:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=ester+lighthorse


With a God like Him, who needs enemies?

Look, God does not care. God does not care about you, your family, your community, your nation, your culture, or even this planet. Since God does not care about such things it follows out of necessity that God would also give a frog's fat tush about offering any kind of protection to anyone, regardless of whether or not such an individual believes in God to begin with.

Life is what it is, right? We are conceived, born, live a bit, and then die. Everyone dies eventually. Everyone. This fact along with the reality of people who die far too early in their lives, children being murdered, people starving people, people blowing each other up, babies born with severe maladies and deformities, and so on and so forth, such things are great indicators that some great, invisible, all-powerful divine entity (assuming there is such an entity) gives a good goddamn about anyone or anything. Come to think of it, maybe God's give a damn is busted...just like in that song by Jodee Messina where she more or less says that she would like to give a damn but her give-a-damn is busted.

I suppose one of the biggest issues I have with the ridiculous Christian assertion that God cares for and protects Man are some of the verses in the Bible itself, terrible verses of God commanding genocide, allowing rape and incest, commanding burglary, and time after time and again exhibiting an extreme disregard and disrespect for human life. God is a horrible being in every way imaginable, especially when it comes to rendering punishment which more often than not punishes EVERYONE and not just the individual who does something displeasing to God.

Let's take a peek at some videos, shall we?

Who could have ever guessed that God gives so much consideration to politics and policy? A bigger question is why would God remove protection from people who are not even the ones who are FOR abortion? What is the deal with punishing everyone? Why would this great and all-powerful divine being who cares so very much for all of humanity and this nation punish the entire nation by removing His protection? Not all of the freaking people here agree with abortion, so why should their protection be removed? Why would they have to pay for someone else's terrible deed or someone else's disobedience toward God??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds9C6c94cTM

This guy is right. Why would some kids be protected by God and some not be protected?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=062dC8hPDP4

Well, this would be a great way to prove God exists, right? I mean, if you believe in Him then according to His word you can drink poison and pick up snakes and He will rescue/be with you, correct? So DO IT, oh ye believers. Do it. Drink some arsenic or hollyhock or pick up a viper or rattlesnake. You could prove God with one swoop. But the catch is that ALL who drink the poison and pick up the snakes have to be saved. There can be none of this God saving these five or six or seven people and letting another five or six people die from the snake's venom or of the arsenic sandwich they ingested.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z11y5_W1IYs

What have we here but some fine examples of God being protective of His believers/people. NICE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m12mZiiaWuw

Ohhhh yeahhhh. We are here in this mega gargantuan universe where for some reason or other a great God cares specifically for humankind...screw all other planets and whatever life may be upon them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR_BAxFozAw

I like this video because, simply put, it is beautiful. Just...beautiful. Yet, God (at least the God of religion) has dick to do with anything pertaining to this beauty. Beauty exists outside of religion. In fact, I would say that in many cases religion has worked purposely and feverishly to destroy many of the things and people around us that are beautiful. "God doesn't make mistakes" sounds nice, but in reality it is nothing more than the staunchly religious trying to explain away the idea that if God was so ever loving perfect babies would not be born with Down's. It is just another way to explain away the utter imperfection and incompetence of God Almighty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrH43xiFpPE

This is excellent!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuRDJTWHnlo

Sooooo...when people don't get into trouble for the bad things they do it is simply God being gracious? Huh. Interesting. I would have thought it had nothing to do with grace and everything to do with having an imbalanced nature and process of dealing with the consequences of actions that are frowned upon either by God or men. Well, that or God does not give a damn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8L9yA3zl0

Oh no no no. No. You cannot try to answer this question by trying to say there is a difference between God before He became Jesus and the God of the New Testament. Ooohhhhhhh no! Your own damn Bible says God is the same today as He was yesterday and evermore. Your own Bible says God is unchanging and has always existed. Remember in Genesis when God creates Man, God says, "Let US make man in our image and after our likeness." Thus are the holes poked into your answer. All of the expressions of God always existed and so the idea that the so-called incarnation of God to Man through Jesus Christ is what changed things up just will not wash.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYp3DoKckOk

Oh dear lord! This guy is hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_MUEX8ehss

http://www.amazon.com/Turkey-Broth-Spirit-Theologians-ebook/dp/B004LX0IOK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1379039526&sr=8-1&keywords=ester+lighthorse
http://www.amazon.com/Turkey-Broth-Spirit-Confessions-ebook/dp/B008FWBYY6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1379039526&sr=8-2&keywords=ester+lighthorse
http://www.amazon.com/The-Autopsy-Christianity-Stoops-ebook/dp/B005ES6WRS/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1379039526&sr=8-3&keywords=ester+lighthorse
http://www.amazon.com/Tales-From-West-Collection-ebook/dp/B0070Z67SM/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1379039526&sr=8-4&keywords=ester+lighthorse
http://www.amazon.com/The-Tenement-Gospel-ebook/dp/B004W0ITIY/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1379039526&sr=8-5&keywords=ester+lighthorse
http://www.amazon.com/Turkey-Broth-Spirit-Said-ebook/dp/B0090NKCJW/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1379039526&sr=8-6&keywords=ester+lighthorse
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God Speaks to Us

Why Does God Only Speak to Those Who Believe in Him?

God only speaks to His own He-Who-Has-Ears-To-Hear-Let-Him-Hear people. Convenient, wouldn't you say?

This video here is simply excellent. This gentleman is very clear and concise in his descriptions of situations as well as his interpretations of such. I agree with him that many Christians find it absolutely hard to believe that someone can believe in God with all of their heart as a child and then grow up to think and believe differently. It is very much the same situation for me. I grew up believing in God and everything that the Bible has to say about salvation and heaven and hell. For years I thought all of the people who did not believe the same as I did were in fact going to burn in hell. Thank goodness I do not believe such bullshit any more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJSqmGvX_fo

Being able to hear God speak to you seems to be a requirement for every Christian. Never mind that this is a lunatic idea, but do these same people think that their belief that God speaks to them is any more believeable than your standard belief in magic or sorcery or anything of the like? The belief that God or any proposed divine being would go out of their way to tell puny and mistake-riddled human beings to do something when the divine being could simply do it for themselves...and without mistake...is preposterous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKRrcOgQolU

Ahhh, the things people think they are being told by God, or by people claiming to be speaking for God.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfkHJmHYn6M

God does not freaking speak to anyone because God does not exist. What you DO have is a bunch of people claiming to be speaking for God Who is all-powerful and omnicient, but Who decides it would be better to speak to a handful of people and then tell those people to tell the world what God told them. You would think that an all-powerful being would have the gumption to speak to everyone all at once instead of whispering to a few people who either get what God is saying ALL WRONG or who get killed or harassed for claiming God is speaking to them in the first place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zA08uiiHkY

Isn't it lovely how this person or that person claims to be speaking for God while at the same time claiming that OTHERS who claim to be speaking for God are not properly discerning the voice of God speaking to them? RRRIIIIGGGGGHHHHT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8kwOq5Tnos

http://www.amazon.com/The-Tenement-Gospel-ebook/dp/B004W0ITIY
http://shoon4774-thegreatestlieevertold.blogspot.com/2012/02/ester-lighthorse-guest-speaking_17.html
http://realbookofrevelation.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-end-times-as-through-eyes-of.html
http://retardedscripture.blogspot.com/2013/06/these-things-held-to-be-true-ii.html
http://ahdamnit.blogspot.com/2013/04/three-cheers-for-murphys-laws-and.html
http://makinggodangry.blogspot.com/2013/05/god-is-angry-wants-to-punish-america.html
http://familytreeofthedivine.blogspot.com/2013/04/so-if-god-had-divine-family-tree-what.html

People Who Profess to Speak With God

Forget Tune In Tokyo:
Tune in God

For those who claim to be hearing the voice of God or Jesus or whatever deity it is they are claiming is whispering sweet nothings in their spiritual ears, maybe it is not so much that they are hearing the voice of the divine as it is they are hearing something they WANT to hear. They want to feel special and want to be pleasing to God and will jump at any chance to be spoken to by the Almighty God...even if it means they are hearing something that exists nowhere save for their own mind. And you know what else? 

If God is omni-present why doesn't He just speak to everyone all at once? And DON'T give me that, "Well, people don't always listen to when God talks," because that will not work. You say your God is all powerful and that includes making people listen. 

And don't try to pull the 'free will' card and say that God speaks and then gives people the choice of whether or not to listen. This plainly is NOT true as is evidenced by the Lord God PURPOSELY hardening the heart of Pharaoh so that the Children of Israel would not be allowed to leave. We all know what happened there...so you can't lie about it. How do you know your God (a supposedly JUST God) is not purposely hardening the hearts of people now? Hummm? How do you know whether or not your God is leading b-zillions of people to a fiery end that is the equivalent of the chariots of the Pharaoh's army being swallowed by the Red Sea...on purpose?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdBe625yKCM

I wanted to add this video to this post because I really wanted to say something about what this man has to say, not necessarily because he says that God or Jesus speak to him (a claim he never makes in the video and I am not claiming he did, so back off) but because he says that there are people that get a bit un-comfy when he mentions the name of Jesus. I think his analysis of why people seem un-comfy when Jesus is mentioned is incorrect.

This man makes the statements that, one, people are not bothered by talking about God because God is impersonal, and two, people ARE bothered about talking about Jesus because talking about Jesus is just a bit too personal. While this may be the case for SOME people it is certainly not the case for all people. I will use myself as an example.

I find it is far easier to speak with people who refer to the Almighty God of the Holy Bible as "God" and who then gradually move into talking about Jesus. I have many friends who are Christian and I often participate in religious discourse with some of them; civilized conversation that is. We do not yell or shout or try to speak over one another. There is never a part of the conversation where I am told I am going to hell, or where I tell them they have taken spiritual delusion to heights heretofore unexplored. 

Conversely, I also have some friends with whom I refrain from speaking about Jesus and that friggin' cross. The moment Jesus is mentioned, accompanied by obvious intent to drag me into the demented world of What-I-Believe-Is-Better-Than-What-You-Believe, I walk away.

However, my personal reasoning for this is nowhere near what the man in this video thinks. When someone immediately begins their religious conversation (or attack in some cases) using the name "Jesus" that is a sure sign to me that absolutely NOTHING I have to say will be considered or even remotely regarded as worthy of consideration. 

In my personal experience many of the people who immediately start slinging the name of Jesus around are the ones who give a good goddamn about any other belief or opinion other than their own. Thus, conversation with them is often a futile exercise in discourse, a terribly wasted effort.

Usually within the first six words of my response ("I do not believe in Jesus.") to their initial question (usually something along the lines of, "May I share with you the 'good news' of Jesus?") the ill-fated conversation that hasn't even really been birthed from the spiritual womb yet is aborted by the well-meaning, over-zealous Christian (who sometimes just happens to be a friend or acquaintance) interrupting my answer with, "But, aren't you concerned that you are going to hell?" 

I used to try to continue such conversations and try to find a way to convey that it is okay for them to believe they way they do. It is also okay for me to disagree with Christianity and the idea that there is an all-powerful deity absolutely in charge of and controlling of everything. My opposing view and patterns of thinking on the subjects of Christianity and God and Jesus do not make me evil or liable to their God, Holy Bible, rules and edicts, or prescribed fiery consequences for NOT believing the same way.

At least with many of the people who start off the conversation using the name "God" (usually in the form of a series of questions similar to, "You don't believe in God? Why? May I tell you about Him?") there tends to be a willingness to at least lean toward agreement that there just may be another way to think or believe. Of course, this 'leaning' toward agreement that there may be other ways to believe is given under great spiritual duress, often nearly entirely revoked with the believer's final, parting comment of, "But what if you're wrong?"

I can deal with being told I may be wrong or AM wrong. What I detest is trying to dicker with someone, who, immediately after me telling them I don't believe in Jesus, embarks on some half-ass crusade to "open my eyes" and turn my heart to Jesus by informing me how sinful I am. 

Some of the alleged sins that have been pointed out to me over the years include my make-up, my choice of clothing, my profession (job wise, not faith wise), my profession (faith wise, not job wise), my education, my divorce, and the music I listen to. Many, and thankfully not ALL, of those representatives and spiritual 'yes men' of the God of infallible and enduring love who become aware of the fact I am lesbian (either by my own admission or that of someone else) go entirely bananas and immediately foam at the spiritual mouth. A few have even literally started praying over me or for me.

That is why many people walk away when Jesus is mentioned. Many people tire quickly of listening to such bullshit. Seriously. That is what has happened to me. I got tired of listening to the hen pecking and the attempted bullying and being talked over. 

Most of all, I was tired of many of these followers of the God of Endless Love responding to me with hatred, ill-placed superiority, aggression, jeers, and the most delusional sense of pride. 

So YOU might think God or Jesus talk to you through dreams or visions or mental processes or your spirit or soul. Big damn deal. Deanna Laney, Dora Tejada, LaShaun Harris, Dana Hooper, and Dena Schlosser all thought they were doing what God told them when they killed their kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ-BU8n5ivc

Houston, we have a mental problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jO6Zp2lgA0

No, God DOES NOT speak through people BUT fear does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3iBl_VFyWc

https://sites.google.com/site/esterlighthorse/

http://toleratingaggressivereligioushumor.blogspot.com/

http://realbookofrevelation.blogspot.com/

http://cantstandreligion.blogspot.com/

http://justlivingbyfaith.blogspot.com/

https://sites.google.com/site/esterlighthorse/theopoly

https://sites.google.com/site/esterlighthorse/atonement-blood

Kent Hovind

Is the doctor in?

Kent Hovind is an interesting fellow. According to some of the offered information in regards to this man he is Dr. Kent Hovind...the doctorate being a PhD and not a medical degree. However, if you take the time to peruse Hovind's educational background you might be surprised to discover that his claims of having earned a PhD are questionable indeed.

Go to this site and really look at what it says in regards to Mr. Hovind's PhD dissertation:

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kent_Hovind's_doctoral_dissertation

In the beginning of this video Kent Hovind tries desperately to show how people can indeed live to the ages claimed in the Bible, such as Methuselah being 969 years-old when he died. Then he takes an immediate and sudden left turn when he starts talking about how humans and dinosaurs coexisted. The so-called facts that Hovind states are terrible distortions of tidbits of truth here and there, and Hovind shows no shame in making these absurd claims.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu69q9YIEkA

I love the claim that Hovind makes in this video that believers of the Bible have always known that the earth is round. I suppose he forgot that the church leaders and founders of old thought the world was flat. Those church leaders during Galileo's time very ardently believed that the earth was the center of the universe; of course, now we know that is not true. Anyways, here we run into the same problem of Hovind spewing ridiculous information as though it were indeed the truth he so desperately wants it to be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=UVxU-MxrJZQ

Don't you just love the purposeful misrepresentation of fact? This guy must have been a politician in a past life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSd1D6i8RDQ

Here Hovind tries to use literal mythology as proof of his assertion that dragons did/still do exist. This is such a ridiculous assertion that I am surprised that people actually buy into the bullshit Hovind regurgitates. There is a part in this video that discusses the Ica Stones being frauds, yet Hovind continues to use these fraudulent artifacts as proof for his crackpot theories. Nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMvsWO3AXis

This video is curious as it opens with some horseshit about eating the little seeds in the pit of a peach. I don't give a rat's ass what this Hovind guy says, I would never eat the seed. I suggest that you DO NOT eat the seed as Hovind suggests. The seeds are not good for you no matter how many times Doctor Hovind asserts that eating the seeds prevents cancer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvODdtQgUsY

The gentleman in this video comes across as a tad strange, but I think what he has to say is valid and appropriate in response to Kent Hovind. He very easily points out the problems in Hovind's theories, especially when it comes to light and time and how such function within the universe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjhibQTaNa4

Hovind's ideas in regards to how the starts have formed and to what Boyle's Law applies are totally jacked up. Hovind does not even try to give explanations as to why a law that applies in a closed system would apply in other systems. He just simply takes the law and says that it applies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llohKXtGhmw

The man in this video is correct...Hovind must assert that all of these scientists in astronomy and cosmology and related subjects are all wrong, because if anything they have to say is correct then Hovind's retarded theories on a young earth have nothing left to do but languish in the shame of their stupidity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcc-NbF-3hw

Yes...the idea that light and the stars are billions of years old is kryptonite to creationist theories. I love the rooster crowing in the background of this video. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyM7B9vVxy4

Hah! Listen to how Hovind simply cannot seem to answer the goddamn questions straight up. Not only does Hovind think that there is some grand layer of fossils that is proof for the Great Flood of Noah, but he would also have you believe that nearly every branch of science was begun by creationists. Wow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIgWPwVfJX0

Here Hovind has the audacity to say that there are many people who believe things about the Bible without actually studying and researching these things before actually believing them. Uhmmm...I hate to break it to you Mr. Hovind, but that is totally the pot calling the kettle black.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h6Fpq7gfqA

http://toleratingaggressivereligioushumor.blogspot.com/
https://sites.google.com/site/esterlighthorse/
http://cantstandreligion.blogspot.com/
http://www.zazzle.com/smartytwoshoes
http://makinggodangry.blogspot.com/
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0090NKCJW#_
http://www.zazzle.com/biblical_myth_periodic_table_of_elements_posters-228084324809883766

Cindy Jacobs

A Higher Level of Lies and Craziness

Okay, so this lady hangs out with a gang called "The Apostolic Council of Prophetic Elders" which actually sounds about as credible as the "Legion of Doom."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeAGJQ6zDpk

Ahhh, here we have the amazing Ms. Jacobs revealing that if you are of Native American heritage that you should probably repent and renounce the evil things she is talking about. Hah! Where is she getting her information? I can tell you that there is wonderful and beautiful diversity among the Native Americans in every facet of their heritage. To so carelessly lump them into one group is pure stupidity and indicative of the amazing depth of idiocy of what people like Ms. Jacobs believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9YP0tK7Buw

This psycho woman is trying to say that the repeal of DADT resulted in a bunch of black birds dying. Now I ask you, Ms. Jacobs, what kind of a twisted fuck is it that you worship who would kill off nature in mass numbers...animals who have zero clue about the politics of man...as a warning or threat to man of what might happen if he doesn't shape up and do what God wants?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V17WGTvPHGg

First of all, you dumb asses are taking what the article said WAY out of context. Second of all, sin has absolutely DICK to do with the friggin' weather. Lastly, you stupid people sit there and spout off that Christians are not affected by such things and that they can even control the weather...uhmmm...are you NOT aware of the weather patterns that hit the Midwest every freaking year? You DO know these areas are filled with largely Bible-believing populations, right? That weather has zero to do with religion or what anyone believes and everything to do with the function of this planet. Ninnies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNaetBsNWeE

So...the LORD is going to begin peeling off the layers of deceptive people on this planet? Thank GOD! You know what that means, right? All the freaking preachers go first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgM6do4JpFs

Ohhh, so your food magically multiplied when your kids brought friends over. Lady, the only things that multiply with you are your lies. And you know what else? If your shoes lasted longer than usual it had nothing to do with God, you idiot, and everything to do with you simply taking care of your goddamn shoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NYOQ3YT3sY

You fed three thousand people from a few loaves of bread. You...are SO...FULL OF SHIT you should be ashamed of yourself. But, I know such is far too much to ask of you. Too bad there is not really a hell because if there was you, Cindy Jacobs, would definitely be going there. You are a bad person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7iGGxquR3c

This woman is freaking psychotic. She says she cured insanity through her prayer and binding of evil heebie-jeebies making some lady insane. If that is the case I strongly suggest Ms. Jacobs pray over herself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHYbrs2mIJY

This stupid bitch has no shame whatsoever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2-5eq_WVMI


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http://realbookofrevelation.blogspot.com/
http://cantstandreligion.blogspot.com/
http://justlivingbyfaith.blogspot.com/
https://sites.google.com/site/esterlighthorse/home
http://noahsarkrevealed.blogspot.com/
http://www.zazzle.com/smartytwoshoes
http://makinggodangry.blogspot.com/
http://www.zazzle.com/biblical_myth_periodic_table_of_elements_posters-228084324809883766

God: Charlatan and Abuser of Faith and Love

Well, I'll be!! God does the atheists and all other non-believers a favor by disproving...Himself.

     I subscribe to several Christian blogs in an effort to better understand the half baked ideologies of any faith founded on the Bible. One of the messages that was sent to me contained a link that tried to assert/prove that while love conquers all...love also hates. I clicked on the article and read the entire thing, and then read it again. Here is the link to the article: 

http://www.churchleaders.com/pastors/pastor-articles/168183-love-hates.html?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=clnewsletter&utm_content=CL+Daily+20130614

     The article is truly appalling as it shamelessly presents the idea that love and God both hate. The way this article tried to validate the emotion of hate as a sign of love is truly indifferent to the reality of love.

"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."

-Peter Ustinov-

     The manner in which the author tries to validate her claim is perverse and offensive to everything that comprises what love is. In short, the author points out a verse in the Bible that says God is love, but then completely turns around and says that since God hates, then out of necessity love also hates.

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage."

-Lao Tzu-

Quoting the verse Psalms 11:5 which says, "The Lord examines the righteous, but the wicked, those who love violence, He hates with a passion," the author seemingly neglects the many Bible verses that proclaim God as love. Following that is the neglect to recall that love is supposed to be all-powerful, THE most powerful force in the universe since God is, after all, love. And isn't God enduring? And isn't love patient and kind and everlasting and faithful and persevering and unlimited, and so on and so forth?

"It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death."

-Thomas Mann-

Nothing can ever degrade, damage, harm, hurt, modify, mutate, stunt, defy, insult, or even diminish love. Love is THAT powerful. Love is supposed to be THE superseding force EVER. So, considering that I want to know how the author of this article came to the screwy conclusion that love hates. I don't want to hear any bullshit about the semantics of some twisted verse out of the Bible either. Give me a reason based validation.

"A fool in love makes no sense to me. I only think you are a fool if you do not love."

-Anonymous-

The idea that love would falter or change in its position or change its core character of solid and pure forgiveness is nothing short of stupidity. Even better is the fact that this claim disproves God. Hah! God is love and love is God. God is eternal and so love is eternal. There are no limits on God. There are no limits on love. Listen closely all ye of twisted faith. Hate is a LIMITING factor that cannot even touch love with a ten foot pole. You can't say God is love and love is God and that both are eternal...and then turn right back around and claim hatred. What is wrong with you? When you do that you are admitting God does not exist. If love does not exist God does not exist. If hate is manifest (in deed or thought or action) then clearly love does not exist. You cannot have it both ways. God either is or is not everlasting love. There are no timeouts. There are no vacations. There are no variations.

"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."

-Benjamin Franklin-

Another part in this article tries to offer as evidence Old Testament verses that note God hates things such as robbery and wrongdoing, yada yada, plucka plucka. But this is also a stupid approach because God sure as hell did a lot of robbing and wrongdoing in the Old Testament. What did the children of Israel do as they left Egypt after the ten plagues? Why, God instructed them and allowed them to plunder the Egyptians. What they took from the Egyptians did not belong to the Israelites...but remember GOD allowed them to do this so it must be okay, right? 

What about the so-called promised land of God's chosen people? Those lands already had people on them but God took it and 'gave' it to His people. And what about what God did to Job? The list goes on and on and on with example after example of this infallible God of love acting in a very hateful manner just to get His way or to get revenge. So, you do see where I am going with this, correct? God hates wrongdoing. Robbery and murder and all such things are wrong deeds to do. God has committed robbery and murder. God must then hate Himself.

"A loving heart is the truest wisdom."

-Charles Dickens-

I read the quote below and was struck with the reality and fierceness of hate within religion. Christianity is the hypocrite of hypocrites. There is no message of love to be found in this demented God and His abused Son. This can be easily proven just by considering the vile behaviors of some people professing to be Christian. Actually, like the person who wrote the article I am bitching about here. Looking for a loophole, a reason, anything that will serve the purposes of religion.

"We never know we are beings till we love. And then it is we know the powers and potentiality of human existence."

-Jean Toomer-

What is interesting is that with the absolute terrible character and behavior in the Bible on the part of God, Christians are in a way forced to make up some bullshit exception that will allow hate into the shepherd's flock. Why? Because the stupid bastards must explain away the cruelty, malevolence, crookedness, evilness, and hideousness of God's character, they HAVE to make an excuse for God.

"Whoso loves believes the impossible."

-Elizabeth Barrett Browning-

Christianity is well known for its repeated assertions that God and the Bible and Jesus all say that there is no hope for mankind, that man is only good for fighting and killing, that the only cure for man is to initiate global disasters, heinous crimes against humanity, and a mega war that will eventually culminate with Jesus bursting into the picture riding on a white horse with an insanely large army of angels all set to destroy absolutely everything. And that is how you know that God does not exist. 

God is supposed to have known everything even BEFORE He supposedly created everything. That being the case He would have known how this grand plan of His would end and out of love for man would do something about it. Out of sheer necessity God would have been required to behave and act and command lovingly. He completely FAILS to reconcile love with mankind, instead opting for untold violence and destruction. Such actions are devoid of love. If there is a void due to a lack of love...there is even a bigger void than that since God doesn't exist. And you DO realize that love CAN exist without God (and it DOES) but God CANNOT exist outside of love, right?

"Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence."

-Erich Fromm-

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Creflo Dollar

Just Another Snake in the Grass of Religion

     Listen to the message this dunce is delivering because if you are not careful you just might miss it: Don't let reason happen to you. This is the basic message Creflo is delivering in this video. He is telling people to not allow their power of reasoning to get in the way of what God is telling them to do...especially when God is telling them to put money into the hands of Creflo Dollar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-nlPkyIdig

     Is this asshole for real? He is seriously blaming problems that people have on not tithing? You have got to be fucking kidding me. This douchebag says that if you do not tithe that you will be just as broke as the Ten Commandments that Moses brought down from Mount Sinai.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swqU1C6VRI4&list=PLA8CED8DC296E1123

     That's right, Creflo. I should not worry about doing what I need to do to take care of my family because the wicked spirit of mammon is preventing me from giving money to you, and if I want to save myself and let God fix my money troubles I should give you my grocery money. This is so goddamn stupid.
     Come to think of it this could be used as a fine example that God does not exist. How so? Well, do you think if there really was a hell and if there really was a God that preachers really and truly believed in and feared and trusted that these same preachers would be saying and doing half the shit they do? Hell no! They know all too well that IF there were such a thing as hell (which there is not) they would be first in line.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-vP5WycLs

     Wow. This guy takes every opportunity to make a plug for tithing his church. Isn't it wonderful how Creflo stretches and warps the words of those who press Creflo for answers to simple questions? The little pulpit worm is a spiritual bully that plays on the weaknesses of the desperate in order to fulfill his own desire for wealth. Total loser.
     Then, in order to get more people to tithe this bastard comes up with an idea to single out those who do not tithe, line them up, and shoot them. He says he would try it if he could but later tries to schmooze his comments over as just...talk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPJcddnaR8A

     Listen to Douchebag Dollar's answer. He says the senator's letter was nice and he would comply...as soon as the senator has legal documentation. Dollar also wants the tax privacy kept in tact and so does not want the senator to see the information and suggests that the info be given to the IRS that is bound to approach the issue within specific guidelines. He talks circles around each and every question. His responses to the questions having to do with his wealth are evasive as he often says that he does not own some of the items he is questioned about...like the jet. He says he follows the IRS regulations and is more than happy to prove it...once he has been legally ordered to do so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgfZnHyeKNk

     Crook? This poor excuse of a man is calling people who do not tithe crooks? This freak of religious nature spouts this kind of stupidity and people STILL believe him and seek his council?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM3BWAmlXis

     Watch this whole video so you do not miss the footage of this guy's absolutely loaded lifestyle. I wonder if there are any families in his congregation that need help paying their bills, need food, need better housing and better clothing, or even need help with paying a doctor to tend to medical issues? Dollar hops about and happily claims God has simply been GOOD to him. Isn't that nice?
     I can't imagine the confusion of someone in his congregation, someone who desperately needs help, watching Dollar as God repeatedly blesses the smarmy pastor with more and more money and possessions while the congregation member receives no help? How must that person feel? Is it their fault for not having enough faith? Has God forgotten them? Is it simply a case of the pastor is more important than a lowly congregation member who does not have a dime to his name much less a single dollar to tithe?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCS0YHm_58c

     Listen to how this stupid fucker twists the words of the Bible as to what gleans a harvest of whatever it is the person is asking God for. He flat out says that prayer does not bring harvest. Only money can bring the harvest, and until a person gives money God will not give them harvest. WTF, man. WTF. Only a true douchebag would try to convince people that until they gave money God was not permitted to bless them with harvest.

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Hell is a REAL Place...

So Believe in Jesus OR ELSE!!!

     Watch this entire video. It is totally hilarious! At one point the guy says that Satan is SO smart with how he persuades people and youth to fall away from God. What is it with preaches acquiring a raspy, Southern Baptist-style sound to their voice whenever they are preaching about hell? How does this guy know who is in hell and who is not in hell? Has he been there? Nope. Does he have pictures of it? Nope. What does this man think that there is a hell? Because the Bible says so.
     Hey guy, want to know what hell really is? Hell is people like you persecuting others who do not wish to believe and practice and live in the same manner as you. Hell is you trying to tell me who I may and may not love according to your Bible and your God. And dude, you totally need to bring it down a notch or you will give yourself a heart attack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCnQQLUJHb8

     Geeze. The things people believe in and the things people try their damnedest to hold over others. What have we done to ourselves? Have we come this far in existence to try to kill each other off because this group's invisible God is supposed to be better than the other group's invisible friend? Is that what love and redemption are? How in the fuck did this message of eternal love morph into something that people beat and destroy each other with?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0zIaPqUpvA

     There is no such place as hell, unless you want to count Fort Bliss, Texas. I have been there and it really isn't that bad...okay, well...except for that time it was 115 degrees and the colonel insisted we practice in the desert boondocks. That was definitely hell.
     You know what is interesting is the number of preachers who attack other preachers because they feel the preachers do not preach enough of God's wrath. Shee-it. I think mankind has had enough of God's supposed wrath. Old news, buddy. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G24Vx3zNkYQ

     You know, I think it is truly funny how so many Christians are so very afraid of hell and all of the bad things in the world that Satan is supposed to be tempting people with in order to keep them away from God. What a crock. And why are these people so afraid, why?
     I have come across so many Christians who are riddled with fear of the supposed plots of the devil that are lurking around every corner. If you have this supposed love of God and power...why are you so very afraid of the world and all of the supposed bad things in it? Do you not have a will? Can you not choose good things instead of bad things?
     What better way to convert people than to convince them that their soul is hanging by a thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XicnbW06fbk

     Wow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h0YAIMcgHo

     Of course hell is necessary. Do you know why? Because if the deluded faiths squeezed from the sponge of Bible based religions did not have hell then that in and of itself would disprove all of the bullshit they spew about hell. Hell is a must for Bible based religions as they cannot exist without it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOfkuocMheE

     If God sends people to hell then He really ought to go back into the Bible and reassess the description of what love is and what God is in relation to that love. God sending people to hell is not compatible with God being love and love conquering all. In fact, since love conquers all it would also conquer hell, right? You do see where I am going with this, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWnsjOL0tQ8

     Well, what do we have here? Religious groups fighting over what the description and purpose of hell is? Are you at all surprised? So I suppose it just is not good enough for one's God to be better than the other's God, because they need to have one understanding of hell better than the other as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwKon9FkUaE

     This video is totally awesome! You've got to love how they open up with the music from those Michael Meyers movies with Jamie Lee Curtis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik7ttTpbH10

     This guy sounds like someone needs to go and get his nitro pills quick because he is about to have a heart attack. When these folks preach about hell is it possible to speak in normal tones? Do you think that is possible? I do not agree with your version of what hell is. I think hell, at least A version of hell these days, is people and groups like you trying to make laws that dictate how I may and may not live according to some scripture or Bible.
     I will accept the law as it is, but I will never accept law formulated from any religious cause. Law that is formed from religion invariable ends up being compassion-less and unethical. And I am referring to compassion in law as expressed by the punishment befitting the crime. Law without compassion is tragedy and an abuse of the structure of society.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx51W5PEh6o

     Why in the hell are you referring to yourself as not being afraid? You are disguising your pursuit of converts  with an act of courage...which it is not. I will give you an example of courage and not being afraid but within the confines of religion as you so present: As many threats as the religious community throws at non-believers and those who would have nothing to do with the ludicrousness of the Bible many of these folks are not afraid to stand up and tell you they do not want to hear your shit.
     You stand there preaching hell-fire and damnation, threatening eternal punishment for not choosing what God and Jesus supposedly wants people to choose, trying desperately to SCARE people into signing over to your bipolar deity. Sometimes your campaign of fear works, usually with people who are truly frightened by your assertions of hell and immeasurable pain.
     Then there are the people who refuse to be bullied by such absurd control mechanisms. These people are not afraid to stand up and defend themselves and their rights from being curbed and pruned down to nothing more than sentimental writing on paper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaIOVuSmxik

     Hell is necessary? Well, I suppose so. Hell serves as a great deterrent for many, those who don't want religion but who choose such, for the irrational fear in regards to their soul demands that they believe anyways.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzr0BQ7M8hg

     Preachers all over the world speak ad nauseum on the idea that even though the story of salvation and Jesus dying on the cross sound insane, surely some of such information contains actual truth and proof. Don't you want to spend eternity worshiping a deity non-stop, the very same deity that for thousands of years purposely allowed his own so-called chosen people to suffer calamity after calamity after calamity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8s6sVTEyv4

     God doesn't know people who aren't saved? Isn't He supposed to be omnipotent? That being the case wouldn't He know everyone no matter what they choose to believe? And another thing, since God is supposed to be omnipotent and know everything, well, that would make God a liar when He says He does not know someone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTzjwY-W7eA

     What is interesting is this gentleman's assertion that hell is not predestined. When I was a kid we more or less learned the opposite. Back then I was taught that all people are born into sin and (with the exception of babies and young children) everyone is slated for hell until they choose Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-CcIoWTUmI

     The diagram of the location of hell in this video is priceless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSG3YE-kHTs

     So much for solidarity between the various faiths.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D78AcHVKPOk

     Nothing like giving a sermon on hell. That type of sermon seems to be far more popular when trying to convert victims (non-believers) as opposed to preaching about love and the perfection of love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G0QRvxnMAQ

     No. I am not going to heaven because there is no such place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srCEvPy7LGg

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