Showing posts with label testament. Show all posts
Showing posts with label testament. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Ken Ham

Man Whose Mental Chain is Missing Links

Ken Ham is a man with no shame, a man who will lie about proven facts and who HAS lied about such, a man who regularly makes bombastic religious claims, and a man who, despite his irritating stupidity, captures the attention of those who simply must watch this man stumble through existence out of sheer morbid curiosity.

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What do we have here but Mr. Ham providing children with one of the more stupid arguments presented by creationists: Would you believe that this building just happened, or that someone designed it? Someone DID design this building and we know for a fact that it did not materialize out of an explosion. Therefore, man and the universe did not emerge from an explosion, but had an intelligent Creator.

This is nowhere near a valid argument especially when you consider that God 'poofing' everything into existence in six days (remember, the Divine Contractor made everything in 6 days, not 7; He rested on the 7th day) provides absolutely ZERO competition for the theories that this universe and everything in it developed over billions and billions and billions and b-zillions of years. And don't forget to see that Ham is using the existence of an inanimate object to try to rationalize how animate objects (people, animals, plants) came to be. Stupid.

But hey, this is great, right? I mean, here we have a man teaching children to ignore instruction and common sense, rational thinking. Don't listen to what science has to say, listen to what God has to say. Of course, God isn't saying a goddamn thing since He does not exist. Some guy who fervently claims God exists says to believe in God rather than what science has to say. And people wonder why we have some of the social issues that we have.

Okay, here in this video Mr. Ham would like for you to believe that a spiritual dead-ness is spreading all over the planet, and in areas like England this so-called dead-ness has already taken great hold of society. Then he uses the story line found in a newspaper where some jihadist freak wants to see the flag of Allah flying in Great Britain to try to back up this impending religious doom he is trying very hard to build up in the viewer's mind.

The purposeful misuse of the article as some kind of proof as to the mental state of societies and cultures around the world is flippant and worthy of nothing more than contempt. Also, Mr. Ham can vilify other faiths all he wants but that will never take away from the disgusting traits held within Christianity. EVERY religion has its problem, sometimes HUGE problems and Christianity is most certainly not immune from critical analysis. Trying to make rival religions appear horrible in an effort to make Christianity look better or more appealing should be the first clue to the searching soul to continue their search lest they become mired in the stupidity and wickedness of many religions...including Christianity.

Mr. Ham goes on to comment about the practices of Islam that he tries very hard to make sound intolerable and cruel and mean. Maybe someone should remind him of some of the instructions given by His God in the Bible that he holds as truth. The Bible instructs the stoning of children who disobey their parents, states that if a man rapes a woman he may marry her (she has ZERO choice in the matter), instructs God's people to put to death anyone working on the Sabbath...and on and on and on stupid and senseless instructions fill the text of the Bible.

Oh, but maybe Mr. Ham would say that is all OLD Testament and not NEW Testament which is God's NEW covenant with man. Really? So...I guess the words of God DO fade just like the flowers and the grass, because if God felt the need for a new covenant doesn't that by nature negate the old covenant? Why is there a new covenant if the words of God stand forever and never fade? How is your faith any more valid than another?

I love this clip. Totally hilarious! Ham keeps asking questions that leave lots of room for pointing out the fallacies in his thinking and religious claims, or he makes claims that are flatly contrary to what modern science can prove...and in some case is contrary to what his own Bible says. Huh. Forget what happened to the dinosaurs, what happened to Ken Ham's brain?

This video is excellent and does a good job in going point by point in dissecting the claims of Ken Ham in relation to Bill Nye and statements made by Bill Nye, the manner in which Ham deliberately distorts remarks by Bill Nye, and the absurd 'scientific' connections that Ham tries to make but fails miserably in doing.

Sooooo...there are actually several things going on in this video. Here, Mr. Ham tries to prove that the Christian faith/Bible are not racist by using Rahab as an example. He asserts that Rahab was not killed because she believed in the one true God. Ken Ham and every other Christian throughout the history of Christianity can try all they want to make this claim, but there is ample proof that this entire story is bullshit, so much so that more than just a few scholars agree that this is the case.

But never mind the assertion that this story may be allegorical, right? Let's look at WHY Rahab was spared. Did she do it because she loved the Hebrew God? Nope. Joshua 6:25 says, "But Joshua spared Rahab the prostitute, with her family and all who belonged to her, because she hid the men Joshua had sent as spies to Jericho-and she lives among the Israelites to this day."

Seems to me that the verse clearly indicates WHY Rahab and her family were spared and it has jack shit to do with believing in or loving the Hebrew God. Perhaps you will point out Rahab's own statements in Joshua chapter two. The only things Rahab makes clear in chapter two is that she is frightened, in fact the entire city is frightened about the Israelites coming to destroy them. Rahab makes the comment that God is in the heavens above and the earth below, but that is not an admission of belief in God, and neither is it a statement of love for God. 

Hebrews 11:31 says, "By faith the prostitute Rahab, because she welcomed the spies, was not killed with those who were disobedient." This is not an affirmation of Rahab's faith in God, but rather is indicative of Rahab's belief, her faith that if she helped the spies they would stay true to their word/promise to her and not harm her or her family.

Ham goes on to say that Rahab is a descendant of Ham (one of Noah's sons) and married an Israelite and because of that she is in the line of Christ. Okay. Rahab may have married an Israelite but that does not automatically change her genealogy to be in the line of Christ. Again, she is NOT automatically or by default in the line of Christ by marrying an Israelite. She must be from the proper lineage.

So sorry to pop your bubble Mr. Ham, but Rahab was NOT from the line of Ham. She was from the line of Shem. Where do you get your information that Rahab is a descendant of Ham? The Bible clearly states she is a descendant of Shem and not Ham. If Rahab descends from Ham she is NOT in the lineage of Christ. Period. End of story.

Also, in this video Ken Ham tries to use the story of Rahab to assert that the intended message of the story is that before people get married they best be sure to verify that they both believe in the same God. Oh, and that God must be the Hebrew God. Seriously?

Well, what have we here but a shameless threat intended to strike fear in the hearts of parents who wish to prevent their children from going to hell. Be afraid, be VERY afraid for more and more children in Christian families are going to college in the course of their educational pursuits only to have that education damage their faith or revoke their belief in God in its entirety.

This video is deliciously funny. Answers with Ken Ham? Forget that. It should be called Bullshit with Ken Ham. Mr. Ham also makes the comment that the message of salvation in the Bible is the "Good News." This is preposterous. A message that boils down to Believe-This-Way-Or-Die is nowhere close to being considered in the running for what constitutes good news.

Haahaa!! This is just too good to leave out of this post.

Ken Ham is asking for people to pray for America. That's nice. Really. While I take no joy in being a stick-in-the-mud here (who am I kidding? I love it) I must point out that prayer will do dick for America. Know why? There is no action in prayer. God will not make the United States better as part of some heavenly program where the harder people pray the more likely there will be divine intervention. Nope. If Americans want to make America better they will find ways to do so and actually do those things. Helping the homeless and abused, treating people with respect instead of contempt, practicing tolerance for those who think and believe different faiths or no faith at all, being kind and compassionate, expressing appreciation for life and love and humanity...I could go all day with this, right?


Friday, May 24, 2013

Hal Lindsey

Yet Another Nut from the Tree of the Spiritual Trade

     Okay, first things first. Hal Lindsey looks like he would be the love child of Kaiser Wilhelm. With that stunning revelation over let us now proceed to the first video.
     Here, Lindsey claims that Syria is quickly descending into chaos. I hate to pop his prediction bubble (well, not really) but Syria and the nations of the Middle East live in chaos. That is what they do...live in a constant state of chaos. This is nothing fucking new, Hal baby. For whatever reason the nations in the Middle East are loathe to cease fighting.
     A few minutes into his revealing newscast Lindsey says something along the lines of those individuals in the Bible thought that the end of days was near, and that he agrees with them. ? Do you see the problem with this statement?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxNn0Zyga8s

     Little or no interest in Bible prophecy in 1969? Bitch, ever since this bipolar religion called Christianity was formed its deluded followers have prophesied ad nauseum with little or no success.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XiyWkCU4oI

     This mother fucker is purposely warping the truth of the issue and why the IRS did what it did. As many may know the area of religion offers many a tax break for those with a mind to spread the supposed word of God. Considering the huge amounts of money that many church organizations and their pastors rake in the IRS wants to be sure that these preachers and organizations are following the rules that qualify them for the tax breaks.
     That is what the IRS is trying to establish. Lindsey does his best to make it sound like the IRS is jumping on the invisible bandwagon of mistreating God's faithful in the United States. It is a grand plot fabricated by Satan in order to bring God and His church down.
     People who are wealthy generally want to remain wealthy although we all know it does not always work out that way. Depending on the particulars of a situation it is not uncommon for some individuals to try to qualify for tax breaks that would allow them to keep a majority of their earnings. The tax breaks intended to benefit certain qualifying organizations and individuals of faith have at times been abused.
     These particular tax breaks provided by the IRS are for specific organizations and individuals of faith and no one else, and for no other reason. If what an organization or individual pastor is doing or saying does not fit into the required category the IRS wants to know.
     What the kaiser is saying here is very misleading. Granted, I am not exactly a cheerleader for the IRS but what is being said is totally jacked up. If it is that a qualified organization or private individual is utilizing their qualifications and tax breaks as a forum for activity other than what is allowed they may be facing some trouble. In the case at hand the IRS is not picking on religion or faith or anything like that; it just wants to make sure those receiving the tax breaks are within the requirements. If they are, good. If not, not so good.
     Of course the charlatan preachers of the spiritual world do not want the IRS snooping around because the IRS may see the luxury and opulence of the personal lives of the preachers and decide to make them pay. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsVOAHCaoi0

     Well, if those waiting for the return of Jesus would like a heads up on when He is likely to return to earth (in glory, no less) they should watch this video. Lindsey seems to think the return of Jesus is not going to be anytime soon. He makes the comment that the results of the most recent elections will affect America for the next 30 years. So, there you have it. Jesus will not be arriving anytime soon after all. It would be wise for those awaiting the departure to unpack their bags and go get a good attorney. The disappointed and divinely abandoned individual should at least take a shot at trying to get back some of the shit they gave away like the house, the car, the pets...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Js_Lzzeck

     So, apparently the kaiser is witnessing some very scary events and wants to impart some wisdom on how a person can deal with these 'scary' events. Hah! If you think about it a bit you will recall that a previous kaiser who witnessed some very scary events did jack shit about it resulting in Hitler eventually seizing power. 
     Lindsey treats his guests to prophecy that is about as ambiguous as you can get. Of course, Christianity must be ambiguous so that when the prophecies are wrong they are quickly and virtually painlessly restructured to fit any new prophecies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Hiq6us8BE

     The essence of prophecy becoming true right before your very eyes. Hummm...I wonder where we have heard this before?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn5hg7iXZCI

     Good evening, and welcome to the Hal Lindsey-is-Going-to-Speak-Out-of-His-Ass-Again report.


Thursday, May 23, 2013

Creflo Dollar

Just Another Snake in the Grass of Religion

     Listen to the message this dunce is delivering because if you are not careful you just might miss it: Don't let reason happen to you. This is the basic message Creflo is delivering in this video. He is telling people to not allow their power of reasoning to get in the way of what God is telling them to do...especially when God is telling them to put money into the hands of Creflo Dollar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-nlPkyIdig

     Is this asshole for real? He is seriously blaming problems that people have on not tithing? You have got to be fucking kidding me. This douchebag says that if you do not tithe that you will be just as broke as the Ten Commandments that Moses brought down from Mount Sinai.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swqU1C6VRI4&list=PLA8CED8DC296E1123

     That's right, Creflo. I should not worry about doing what I need to do to take care of my family because the wicked spirit of mammon is preventing me from giving money to you, and if I want to save myself and let God fix my money troubles I should give you my grocery money. This is so goddamn stupid.
     Come to think of it this could be used as a fine example that God does not exist. How so? Well, do you think if there really was a hell and if there really was a God that preachers really and truly believed in and feared and trusted that these same preachers would be saying and doing half the shit they do? Hell no! They know all too well that IF there were such a thing as hell (which there is not) they would be first in line.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-vP5WycLs

     Wow. This guy takes every opportunity to make a plug for tithing his church. Isn't it wonderful how Creflo stretches and warps the words of those who press Creflo for answers to simple questions? The little pulpit worm is a spiritual bully that plays on the weaknesses of the desperate in order to fulfill his own desire for wealth. Total loser.
     Then, in order to get more people to tithe this bastard comes up with an idea to single out those who do not tithe, line them up, and shoot them. He says he would try it if he could but later tries to schmooze his comments over as just...talk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPJcddnaR8A

     Listen to Douchebag Dollar's answer. He says the senator's letter was nice and he would comply...as soon as the senator has legal documentation. Dollar also wants the tax privacy kept in tact and so does not want the senator to see the information and suggests that the info be given to the IRS that is bound to approach the issue within specific guidelines. He talks circles around each and every question. His responses to the questions having to do with his wealth are evasive as he often says that he does not own some of the items he is questioned about...like the jet. He says he follows the IRS regulations and is more than happy to prove it...once he has been legally ordered to do so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgfZnHyeKNk

     Crook? This poor excuse of a man is calling people who do not tithe crooks? This freak of religious nature spouts this kind of stupidity and people STILL believe him and seek his council?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM3BWAmlXis

     Watch this whole video so you do not miss the footage of this guy's absolutely loaded lifestyle. I wonder if there are any families in his congregation that need help paying their bills, need food, need better housing and better clothing, or even need help with paying a doctor to tend to medical issues? Dollar hops about and happily claims God has simply been GOOD to him. Isn't that nice?
     I can't imagine the confusion of someone in his congregation, someone who desperately needs help, watching Dollar as God repeatedly blesses the smarmy pastor with more and more money and possessions while the congregation member receives no help? How must that person feel? Is it their fault for not having enough faith? Has God forgotten them? Is it simply a case of the pastor is more important than a lowly congregation member who does not have a dime to his name much less a single dollar to tithe?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCS0YHm_58c

     Listen to how this stupid fucker twists the words of the Bible as to what gleans a harvest of whatever it is the person is asking God for. He flat out says that prayer does not bring harvest. Only money can bring the harvest, and until a person gives money God will not give them harvest. WTF, man. WTF. Only a true douchebag would try to convince people that until they gave money God was not permitted to bless them with harvest.