Showing posts with label Dollar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dollar. Show all posts

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Creflo Dollar

Just Another Snake in the Grass of Religion

     Listen to the message this dunce is delivering because if you are not careful you just might miss it: Don't let reason happen to you. This is the basic message Creflo is delivering in this video. He is telling people to not allow their power of reasoning to get in the way of what God is telling them to do...especially when God is telling them to put money into the hands of Creflo Dollar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-nlPkyIdig

     Is this asshole for real? He is seriously blaming problems that people have on not tithing? You have got to be fucking kidding me. This douchebag says that if you do not tithe that you will be just as broke as the Ten Commandments that Moses brought down from Mount Sinai.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swqU1C6VRI4&list=PLA8CED8DC296E1123

     That's right, Creflo. I should not worry about doing what I need to do to take care of my family because the wicked spirit of mammon is preventing me from giving money to you, and if I want to save myself and let God fix my money troubles I should give you my grocery money. This is so goddamn stupid.
     Come to think of it this could be used as a fine example that God does not exist. How so? Well, do you think if there really was a hell and if there really was a God that preachers really and truly believed in and feared and trusted that these same preachers would be saying and doing half the shit they do? Hell no! They know all too well that IF there were such a thing as hell (which there is not) they would be first in line.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-vP5WycLs

     Wow. This guy takes every opportunity to make a plug for tithing his church. Isn't it wonderful how Creflo stretches and warps the words of those who press Creflo for answers to simple questions? The little pulpit worm is a spiritual bully that plays on the weaknesses of the desperate in order to fulfill his own desire for wealth. Total loser.
     Then, in order to get more people to tithe this bastard comes up with an idea to single out those who do not tithe, line them up, and shoot them. He says he would try it if he could but later tries to schmooze his comments over as just...talk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPJcddnaR8A

     Listen to Douchebag Dollar's answer. He says the senator's letter was nice and he would comply...as soon as the senator has legal documentation. Dollar also wants the tax privacy kept in tact and so does not want the senator to see the information and suggests that the info be given to the IRS that is bound to approach the issue within specific guidelines. He talks circles around each and every question. His responses to the questions having to do with his wealth are evasive as he often says that he does not own some of the items he is questioned about...like the jet. He says he follows the IRS regulations and is more than happy to prove it...once he has been legally ordered to do so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgfZnHyeKNk

     Crook? This poor excuse of a man is calling people who do not tithe crooks? This freak of religious nature spouts this kind of stupidity and people STILL believe him and seek his council?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM3BWAmlXis

     Watch this whole video so you do not miss the footage of this guy's absolutely loaded lifestyle. I wonder if there are any families in his congregation that need help paying their bills, need food, need better housing and better clothing, or even need help with paying a doctor to tend to medical issues? Dollar hops about and happily claims God has simply been GOOD to him. Isn't that nice?
     I can't imagine the confusion of someone in his congregation, someone who desperately needs help, watching Dollar as God repeatedly blesses the smarmy pastor with more and more money and possessions while the congregation member receives no help? How must that person feel? Is it their fault for not having enough faith? Has God forgotten them? Is it simply a case of the pastor is more important than a lowly congregation member who does not have a dime to his name much less a single dollar to tithe?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCS0YHm_58c

     Listen to how this stupid fucker twists the words of the Bible as to what gleans a harvest of whatever it is the person is asking God for. He flat out says that prayer does not bring harvest. Only money can bring the harvest, and until a person gives money God will not give them harvest. WTF, man. WTF. Only a true douchebag would try to convince people that until they gave money God was not permitted to bless them with harvest.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Jesus Told Me to Tell You to Give Me Money...

This is Really Interesting:
Men of God Tell You Messages Direct from Jesus and Have the Power to Sell You Miracles!


Here is the typical religious charlatan who is absolutely shameless in making claims he has no business claiming. You know, if people simply believe a God that you preach to be true they sure don't need you for freaking miracles or cloths. All they would need would be the reality of the truth of love of God...not you.

What is this happy horseshit? People actually fall for this crap, too. That is the really sad part. If God is as powerful as you say He is then people don't need the goddamn cloth or covering. Benny Hinn you are a loser, a liar, a charlatan, a person who preys on the spiritually weak who are seeking hope and love.

I don't see how people buy into this jerks claims. He is such a sham! He can't even muster good enough acting talent to actually come across as genuine as he tries to sound holy quoting scripture.

Dude, I don't feel anything but peels of laughter watching your bullshit broadcast.

Yubba dubba shabba dabba doo...someone with smelly feet finds the miracle of soap. Zabba dabba...I curse the halitosis! Someone's bad breath from smoking is being healed right now...Jesus is reaching into your purse right now and removing the cigarettes and replacing them with Tictacs...

Look, if God wants to give someone a 'miracle home' as you so put it, He will do so without needing the efforts of a shyster pouncing about on a stage and trying to shove Jesus down throats for a freaking dollar.

Sure Jesus still heals the sick and performs miracles. Give the the key of 'B' please (for 'Bullshit'). I doubt that the supposed ultimate in power of the entire universe would pick a loser preacher from Louisiana who bedded a prostitute (more than once, folks) as a vessel for dispensing the truth and power of God.

This blonde pixie is saying some hilarious stuff! Hah! Pick up the phone and tell this bitch she is not going to get her tiny little hands on your money. Your faith has nothing to do with your money in her pocket.

This is a plug for why total alcoholics SHOULD NOT become preachers. Did this lady drive to services that morning? Angels smiling at her and asking her if she wanted wine? WTF? Were they riding pink elephants?

Use this special little cloth and you too can be healed from infirmities that medical science has not even found cures to as of yet. For all we know it just may cure pain in childbirth.

Miracle manna? Now I really have seen it all. What a croc of shit. Did you hear the part about instructions?

Two douchebags practice their creative writing and creative interpretation techniques for all to see. How in the world people can consistently fall for this bull and crap is frightening. It is not faith. It is fraud.

Peter Popoff pops off more lies. Business as usual for this freak and his cronies.