Showing posts with label lies. Show all posts
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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Christine O'Donnell

People Like This Woman are Precisely Why Religion Must Stay Far Away From Politics

This is interesting. O'Donnell does not seem to understand black and white views of morality are not in any way, shape, or form practical or the same in every situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph7jb4humhE

Oh my dear JESUS! This is someone who people want in a position of government?! Who cares whether or not people masturbate? Big goddamn deal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=5nUHl-fdujM&NR=1

Too many people blindly accept evolution as fact...according to O'Donnell. Did I also mention that she also thinks there is just as much evidence that supports the idea of Creation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDVuv3tHe_c

So...would O'Donnell rather that the young people who have sex NOT be instructed on safe sex? Seriously? Does she really think everyone is 'chaste' as she is? Maybe it isn't so much that she is chaste as it is she just may have a very low sex drive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEpuXnO21ik

You would think that someone who professes to follow the instruction of God would know God would not be so hot on the idea of lying about where you were educated. I saw this clip and immediately thought to a previous clip where this crazy bee-otch goes on about how she has NEVER lied and is more honest than Abe Lincoln. Hah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYga2pKx_WQ

Oh dear me and goodness gracious. She really needs to get her facts correct if she is going to lie about being a witch or 'dabbling' in being a witch because witchcraft is NOT the same as Satanism which she references when she mentions being around a Satanic altar. She is mixing two different things, but I am sure that since her God and Bible tell her (or she thinks they tell her) that things such as witches and Satanism are bad that it wouldn't hurt to mix the two together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU0L9JZKNhs

HHAahAAHhA!!! HHaaa!! Oh mercy! How the HELL do people like this woman continue to make it as far into politics as they do? CHRIST!! Learn the goddamn founding documents, you crazy turd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68FZaIZ5hoE

A nice little sandwich of Christine O'Donnell comments. Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5hAKbBsPz0

AAhhhhaahaa!!! This woman needs help and LOTS of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfCfuao5D9E


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Friday, May 24, 2013

Kirk Cameron

Right Behind

     I titled this little snippet on Kirk Cameron "Right Behind" because apparently that is where this man has left his brains...right behind him.
     The representatives of Christianity, here one of them Kirk Cameron, just cannot seem to give a straight answer when it comes to questions of whether or not the key reason that people believe in God/Jesus is to be forgiven of their sins. I don't see how Cameron and his sidekick can weasel out of this. People believe in God/Jesus because they want to be forgiven of their sins (whatever they may be) and want to go to heaven instead of hell.
     Then we are right back at the first square, asking these glutes why people believe in the first place. It is a faith of avoidance. Believe so you do not have to go to hell. There is no other true reason to believe in Christianity. It must be acknowledged that there is a very bright line between someone simply believing in God just to believe, and the modern day Christian being someone believing to avoid hell and be forgiven of all of their so-called sins.
     A man who believes in God just to believe will not ever believe in a heaven or a hell, but simply that there is something great out there that he does not understand, something he has labeled 'God'. Many who believe in God from this approach do not even view God as some conscious personality that experiences emotions, but rather the vital energy, the common, universal animator we call life.This man feels no need whatsoever to encourage or threaten or harass others into believing the same as he does. Neither is such a man threatened by any other religious belief or practice or even the choice to NOT believe in a God at all.
     It must also be pointed out that the man I have described in the above paragraph is not threatened by different religions in the spiritual sense. He does not think there is a wrong way or a right way to believe in matters of a spiritual nature. This must not be confused with feeling threatened by violent faiths. That is something altogether different, for ANY faith that encourages any kind of violence or detrimental practice such as prejudices of race, age, creed, gender, yada yada plucka plucka, any such religion is not a healthy, valid faith.
     Here in this video Cameron and his pal are trying very hard to change the truth of the reality of the answer to the question posed to them. ANYONE who says that they believe in God/Jesus to be forgiven their sins and to go to heaven instead of hell is a hypocrite and more than likely does not even realize it. This is not faith.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbvQ3cohlx4

     The argument that people need religion as a basis for morality is ludicrous. The questioner basically asks at the beginning how, if without God, a group or nation or people would know that subjugating other less powerful nations/countries was wrong? The questioner wants to know how will the strong know to protect the weak, how will they know that is the right thing to do if they do not have God/religion?
     This is a very easy question to answer. There is this really great thing called common goddamn sense. Then there is this equally excellent and amazing sense called humanity. When these two senses come together they run deeper and stronger than many, if not most Christians give credit for. Maybe some people need some big imaginary friend to tell them that it is wrong to lie, cheat, steal, kill, maim, murder, rape, subjugate, terrify...the list goes on and on. Some people have to be told these things are wrong to do. Some people do not.
     And I do not think knowing social rights and wrongs can be attributed to any kind of religious spiritual nurture/nature deal. There are plenty of people in this world who were raised in horrible conditions but as adults their fine character and personal ethic helped them to contribute positively to themselves, their family, their community, and humanity as a whole.
     Common sense and humanity are really the only way to improve anything beginning with the individual. This is because without common sense and humanity we cannot have compassion. Without compassion for ourselves and everyone around us, everyone on this entire planet, we lose a lot more than we gain, because without compassion (in the proper sense and according to each specific area of application) law and government and society as a whole is doomed to either suffer great strife or crumble altogether.
     And when I say compassion I do not mean letting people go free when they do bad and terrible things, when people hurt each other or worse. No. That is something called stupidity and nowhere near compassion, so don't even go there. It is compassion in the sense of understanding that when people are different...love differently, speak differently, look differently, laugh differently, and so on and so forth, that we do not punish them for such. Instead, we appreciate the diversity. This is a good thing because in the process of recognizing differences we are not afraid that we will lose our own identities and practices in the process of learning about others.
     This is where many Christians get completely swallowed by the elitist theories and doctrines of their faith. They are told and consequently believe that without whatever it is THEY have, without that thing all others are powerless and slated for the worst of unhappiness in hell. In order to support such a dilapidated idea of faith those immersed in it create rules, laws, regulations, and processes that are not only based on such faith but that are intended to enforce that faith ON EVERYONE. All of that piles up at a junction where the defenders of whatever faith it is piss and moan and gripe and complain how so many people are breaking laws all over the place, and are therefore immoral and detrimental to society and all decent people. Bah!
     If the adherents to Christianity and any other violent and aggressive faith think that THEY are the decent people of society then THEY are bordering on the psychological territory of irreversible stupidity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-0U1wJof2U

     Listen to the statistic stated at the beginning of this video that ten percent of the US population does not believe in God...with the actual number of atheists being around twenty million. This version of mathematics is interesting since the 2012 reported  population was a hair over 313 million. It would seem the old bag mentioning the statistic left out about ten million people.
     Moving on, part of this discussion centered around convincing atheists and non-believers in general as to the truth of the Bible and salvation. I think that this idea of 'convincing' others is somewhat contrary to what faith is supposed to be in the first place. Faith does not require convincing on any level. Not only that, but faith comes from within the individual who makes the decision to accept something lock, stock and barrel in the absence of ANY proof or coercion.
     Take note of how Cameron tries to prove God exists. It is the typical argument of you-don't-know-how-you-got-here-so-it-must-be-God. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=r5J0cSnYnFg&NR=1

     Holy shit this is too funny! The intentional misuse and abuse of information and philosophical arguments in an effort to prove Christianity is expected. The reasoning of Cameron and his pal is both riddled with error and delightfully entertaining. You know, it is kinda scary how many child actors from television series totally go off the deep end as they get older.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vsyo2fH6QU&list=PLD8C67C57800EF822

     This is so retarded. Cameron proceeds to make use of an example that is not applicable let alone possible. Jumping out of a plane at 25,000 feet up? He should have researched this analogy a little more so he could at least make the stated altitude a little more believable. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV43vFh12eA&list=PLD8C67C57800EF822

     Don't you just love how the guy asking the questions purposely misstates the theories within evolution? What makes it even better is the fact that he tries very hard to use the lack of knowledge as to how life formed on earth as a validating factor for Christianity. That right there is part of the stupidity of the approach of many believers who try to convert others. Non-believers cannot provide answers for where everything came from or provide proof for the non-existence of God, therefore the believers are correct.
     Well, the believers fail to recall that they don't know anything more than what the atheist/non-believer knows as to how everything came to be. Better yet, not one Christian has proof FOR the existence of God...and I do not mean hand-me-down religious beliefs either. I mean real, hard proof. First-hand proof. Proof that does not consist of the Bible or superstitious claims. Proof that is not God supposedly speaking THROUGH someone who says God told them to say something.
     Never ONCE has this mighty, all-inclusive, omnipotent God shown Himself. Not once. And I do not mean any prophet saying God said this or that or spoke in a dream or appeared as a fucking burning bush in the boondocks of the Middle East. The God of the Bible NEVER does anything for Himself because He always gets someone else to do it for him.
     In response to this a believer would counter with the comment that mega natural disasters and freaky weather patterns are caused by the supernatural powers of God and man does not have the mighty power to control the weather and the movements of the earth. This is just the continuation of a dreadfully stupid argument offered by Christianity since, not only is that claim NOT literal, actual proof of God, but they cannot provide any proof whatsoever that there was any just cause for believing that some God was screwing around with things in the first place.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qj916jV8Z8&list=PLD8C67C57800EF822

     Here we have Cameron trying to sound deep and introspective as he purposely over-simplifies evolutionary theories. Cameron probably thinks that his knowledge of the Bible and Christian doctrines and practices make him an honorary, qualified geologist and a man of great spiritual intellect. He reminds me of the criminals who think they are cataclysmic-ally smarter than everyone else since, while in prison, they read every book on philosophy that they could find in the prison library. Then the criminals take every possible opportunity to impart their perceived wisdom upon others by regurgitating what they read and applying such to all the wrong situations and circumstances.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgK7R5xKyq0&list=PLD8C67C57800EF822

     More examples of Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum warping or altogether lying about their cited references and examples. It gets better, right? Cameron asserts that humans and apes are so similar to each other that there must be a common Creator. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DckTj1AG70&list=PLD8C67C57800EF822

     While I do find this video entertaining there is still a part of me that gets so goddamn pissed off. Fucking 'A' man. Don't these assholes know when to fucking quit? And they wonder why so many people have so many issues with Christianity and similar religions. These supposed faiths are loaded with lies, purposeful misrepresentation and conclusions that reside only in the land of aberrant reasoning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjxBn3pMOOk&list=PLD8C67C57800EF822

     Man will believe anything so long as it is NOT in the Bible? Why would anyone want to believe anything from the Bible? Sure sure, God is love and all that happy shit, but have these idiots forgotten the horrible shit in the Bible? Rape, murder, adultery, child slavery, infanticide, patricide, incest...do you want me to go on?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKMyaE6Df2Q&list=PLD8C67C57800EF822

     Hah! Listen to Cameron as he explains his grand plan for attacking the book "Origin of Species" and evolution as a whole. Good thing he is not in the military in a leadership position that requires sharp thinking in order to create winning, successful strategies. I can only imagine the horrible things that would happen.

     Cameron and fellow nitwit Bill O'reilly discuss gay marriage. Get your popcorn ready...

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Benny Hinn

Great Swami Benny Hinn Makes Predictions and Absurd Statements:
What else is new?!

Alright, before we push the launch button you gotta watch this. I laughed so freaking hard when I first saw this and watched it several times in a row. SO hilarious!!

And...Away We Go!
     Benny Hinn is one of the more entertaining preachers on television of whom there is no shortage of films and clips depicting the delusional charlatan making some of the most stupid assertions and claims. Never mind the hilarity of that horrible thing on top of his head that I would assume is supposed to be a wig (it looks more like a half-ass comb over frozen solid by Aqua-Net hairspray) but the peels of laughter that are elicited every time you listen to his jibes are simply too good to pass up.

Hinn a False Prophet? Could it REALLY Be?
Many people, believers and non-believers alike, have loudly proclaimed that Benny Hinn is a false prophet. Watch and listen to what this guy says in these clips and make a decision for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv7JsedWZG4
Jesus is SHAKING the world? Jesus is appearing in the Muslim world? Alrighty then. Why aren't the Muslims putting this on TV...that some guy is popping up in the Muslim world and telling people he is Jesus of Nazareth?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcZlyECHP_M
God must be on some other schedule of time. Benny Hinn says God will destroy the homosexual community of America with fire in the 90s. Now, years and years later, that simply has not happened. Maybe Hinn meant the 2090s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQKCMl2XzTs
The first part of this clip reminds me of Jimmy Swaggart's tear-filled "I Have Sinned Again" speech. Then there is the screwy part of where Hinn says that Adam had the power of flight. WHAT is this guy on, cuz it isn't Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYOEOXG8lU4
Listen very carefully to Hinn's explanation of how the anointing of God comes upon him and causes him to heal people of cancer and pain. He even says there are people who claim to be healed but are really NOT healed...that is not his fault. RRIIIGGGHHHTT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLB0UTO7-Xc
Every prophet needs a ways a means to live, right? Sure, but THIS kind of living? Maybe God and Jesus are a bit more opulent than people ever thought. Who would have thought that a prophet of God needs a Mercedes and high end clothing and a private jet and a load of other shit. Whatever, right? It is good to know that men of God are accepted at resorts and spas.

Benny Hinn Says Jesus Needs Your Money
Ahh, religion. Where oh where would many of the faiths of the world be if people did not pump millions upon millions of dollars into the supposed holy men of the world and the stories of amazing wonder that they preach?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVKGCdE1tRc
All things are possible to him who hath no shame in begging for money and disguising such as a heavenly requests. You GO, Benny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZsXvCKlfg8
Hah!!! Sewing the seeds of love, or sewing the seeds of money? Put the money directly into his hand instead of a bucket? Benny, sweetie, you are undeniably...a complete DOUCHE. What kind of God is it that YOU worship who demands to receive before giving a blessing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL2rcF0TrAo
The only way you could possibly benefit financially with this asshole is to NEVER give him money of ANY SORT. And for the love of Pete don't buy his bullshit twist of needing to give finances in order to be blessed. Shee-it. Joseph Gobbels has nothing on the gift of propaganda of this jerk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WC8j8cdXls
Benny Hinn will never run dry financially so long as the lambs of the world continue to hand over their coinage to a fellow who is nothing more than a liar, a con, and a disgrace to people who really do search for spirituality in their lives.


Hinn Heals the Sick?
Benny Hinn heals nothing save for his wallet. Also, looking at the footage where he seems to be whipping peoples' heads about on their necks he can probably expect a civil suit at some point for assault and battery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPdO5-gGhqw
If there was such a thing as hell (which there is not unless you want to count El Paso, Texas) Benny Hinn would be a distinguished resident.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7c2i08DxNE
Well, well, well. The truth of the Bible exposed by a charlatan prophet. Fear. FEAR. Fear God and everything, including life, will be yours. The ONLY thing dependable about the Bible is the continued threats against people who choose to NOT swallow such poppycock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcV8edb5-1w
Listen to what this lady says...total stupidity and her facts (supposed facts) do NOT match up. And why is the lady speaking slow as shit as though she has had a good fifth of Jack and trying REAL hard to not slur? Hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6uj1KYTlrg
Where do they find these people? Can you hear me now? He is whispering into a fucking mic...EVERYONE can hear him, ya douche!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1wVQFmkIlo
Nothing like false hope and false healing. Don't worry. I hear Karma is a real bitch. Hinn's silver and sly tongue cannot save him from the SEEDS he has sewn. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCSp4uixT7k
You would think that the power that God has supposedly filled Hinn with would allow him to speak to people without a translator. Seriously. You're telling me, Benny-boy, that you can heal a person of cancer and deafness and a whole bunch of maladies but you CAN'T speak their damn language?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnr5DwH3cKU
So goddamn stupid. And some people wonder why so many other people refuse to believe in a phantom of a God who allows assholes like this guy to take advantage of the weak minded individuals of the world. Some people really are searching for truth and help and mercy...and they run into this fucker. So sad. So very sad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuE3y53hoJM
This made me angry. Who made this little girl do this? She looks mortified and appalled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SBV7-QK_s8
But of COURSE the example presented of an actual healing would be the child of a preacher. Please. Like we didn't see that one from two states away.



Benny Hinn Does Not Heal
The only reason Benny Hinn is still a televangelist is because people continue to be bamboozled by this circus freak of a preacher. Listen to the crap he says in these clips.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVG1x-rh6FE
The only miracles in Hinn's crusades are that people continue to give him attention and money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8B4NwI07pI
More examples of Benny Hinn using the supposed power of God to MIRACULOUSLY get people to trust him and give him money. I like the questions that are asked of him. His answers are even better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kn-1bedxGY
It is okay to want to search for faith and to search for healing. It is entirely natural, for a parent especially, to search for help and healing of family. It is NOT okay to take advantage of people seeking and searching for such. But, charlatans like Benny Hinn do this shit all the time and that is your best clue that there is no hell, because if there really was such a terrible place where blasphemers and bad people and evil people and abusers go, well, jerks like this would NOT do what they do and get away with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSGgeH2TNqY
That's right, Larry King, you go right on ahead and try to make the dragon look like a kitten. You fail and you don't get any points. In fact, we are going to issue demerits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSjyzmR4hRs
Horrible, horrible acting. Where is a Raspberry Award when you really need to give it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdUIqKJyD0Q
Ahh, the BEST way to explain what you claim to do, to explain the power that you claim to have is to claim you yourself do not understand it, but it is something that the Spirit of God instructs you to do. Liar, liar...pants on fire.


Absurdly Stupid Claims by Benny Hinn
So...these claims are so stupid they are entertaining. If anything claimed by Hinn were actually true there would be all kinds of new standards set, especially in medical science.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY1O-KruvXc
A man raised from the dead on stage? Of course Hinn makes the claim this happened in Africa and NOT the United States. Think about that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcYauY4thpw
Pastor Benny Hinn stumbles through pressing questions and gives bullshit, half-ass answers. He can't convince people of his marvelous powers? Humm. He sure does convince many to give him money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9ujUx0L5Uk
Oppressed by the devil? Have a curse placed upon you? Subjected to the wiles of demons? Then pack your bags and head to the next city where Benny Hinn will be appearing and maybe you too can be healed by the holy charlatan, his bottles of snake oil, and his wagon of wares.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um3-sHbGoCI
What in the hell is this horseshit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9QH24-OrJA
Look, Benny, the lady is cutting herself because she has psychological issues. She needs medical help and you are not it. Your version of what the Bible has to say is not going to help her to level out in her psychological problems and imbalances. Your claims are so fucked up it is scary to think that people would go to you for help instead of a hospital.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsQdxJUbahA
A lady put a curse on this guy when he was eleven years old...at least that is according to Benny Hinn. Come on, Hinn...you gotta come up with some better story lines than this. Rob Zombie writes better movie scripts than you write sermons for the stage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RlRe_RlNUE
The puzzle coming together? The only puzzle is why people continue to come together to listen to the lies falling from your lips, Benny. The Antichrist has GOT to be alive somewhere? You sound like you were a member of the team looking for the WMDs that Bush swore were real, right? Those WMDs have GOT to be somewhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsiwu6WSrvk
Thank goodness there are people who see this guy for the lying douche he is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrSjyIaGsn8
I applaud this lady for having the guts to post a video saying she was taken by Benny Hinn. It takes a lot to admit you believed a lie to be the truth. You have some real guts, Ma'm.


Fruit of a Good Tree?
So, in the Bible it says you will know whether or not a tree is good by the fruit it produces. Well, take a big bite of these fruits.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMlumkyQ9OQ
Hilarious video about this bad fruit known as Benny Hinn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlNTALOChRc
Here is a little background on the planting of the seed that led to the tree bringing forth bad fruit and the effects of that bad fruit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KgDSDkUcVk
What is it with preachers and women? He isn't even good looking...not even close. Paula should work on her excuses and explanations a little more, or maybe hire someone more experience in writing such.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS1d3ZhcZ2A
What a total ass. You poor, poor man. You sure do make it sound like you did nothing wrong. Typical. So ever-loving typical. No biblical grounds for divorcing you? Right. How about legal grounds?