John Hagee

Another Nut in the Tree of Religion

     Pastor John Hagee is a fine example of a person being completely and totally consumed by the darkness of the stupid things they believe. This in turn leads them to say some pretty stupid shit when it comes to the tension between believers and non-believers.
     If you listen to what this moron says in this video you would think that the religious populations of the United States of America have no rights. So misleading. No one is saying that you cannot preach that shit in your church or to your kids. What people are saying is that if they don't want to listen to your shit they don't have to listen to your shit.
     Pastor Hagee, no one is taking your rights nor the rights of any believer in this country. What people are doing is putting their foot down to prevent you and your lunatic asylum religion from trying to create legislation built on such horse puckey beliefs. Then whatever new political and economic issue is emerging you automatically chalk that up to yet another sign of the end of the world. You have no goddamn good news. All you have is threats and violence that is disguised as hope and faith.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKVGfrvJuRk

     Listen to what he is saying here. How is it any different than how many of the extremist terrorists think? They so deeply believe that they are right and everyone else is wrong that they DIE for this supposed truth. Your religion and faith are no different than that of the violent terrorists who try to use some supposed imparted truth as a validator for killing people by flying planes in buildings or walking into a cafe with an explosive device strapped to their back.
     Jesus Christ will rule the world in peace and glory? Seriously? This divine being who supposedly brought peace and light and love upon the earth has in reality left a huge swath of destruction that can be seen from the very creation of this divine being to present times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YCXNrQSwyg

     And because of bullshit sermons like this the weak minded people of the world are afraid of knowledge and education and technology. Listen to what this asshole says about the developments made in communication.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azVGtILRqEU

     Sure, sure, sure. The Bible is SO clear about this supposed economic collapse to end all economin collapses that it does not give any specifics. Everything is generalized to the finest detail which is precisely why there is always some group or other somewhere in the world at almost any given point in history claiming to be in the last days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuIzC5GfRtg

     This is straight fucked up. Amazing. I did not know that all people on welfare were lazy sons of bitches that have access to a job but refuse to take it. By the way, WHERE is the love of your God? Is THAT what Jesus would say to someone in such a situation? STARVE?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mQvvGJYQaM

     More shocking words falling from the lips of a lunatic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct4_ze_FjNo

     Don't you just love how this guy stretches the truth and the facts? America not bowing to God? I hope not. Why would any clear thinking individual follow any of the viciousness that you follow? You bag on Scientology because you think your version of faith sounds so much better? Are you high? People do not need the tenets of your screwy religion in order to understand morality. People can make proper decisions without religion and they do it every day and all the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-J7Hc7522A

     Just another spooky video clip created by the religious zealots of the world and intended to frighten people into believing in the story of salvation by Jesus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo27xgO_Qf4

     Sure, Mr. Hagee. Sure. The fight for oil has nothing to do with the Bible or your delusions, but rather has everything to do with opposing governments trying to get the best of each other so that in the end someone ends up with more power than the other.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFYiSJHbnZc

     It isn't so much that Hagee and people like him don't want gay marriage so much as it is they are so very disappointed to see that they are losing their talon grip on the small amount of political power that they have, which they should not have, and which they use to try to formulate laws that govern everyone...even those who do not believe the same or who do not believe in any God at all. Equality, Mr. Hagee. It scares the piss out of you, doesn't it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeMZ9QkU-AY

     Well well well! Some one is going to get sent to bed early without any desert! You are such a douchebag, Hagee. It is not about limiting religion or religious rights. It is about separating church and state so that we don't have screws like you making laws that step on the rights of those who choose to believe differently. And no, I will not move. I will stay here in this country that I love and speak out against worms like you.
     By the way, what happened to the love of God? Where is the mighty love of your God, Hagee? Come on, now, don't hold out! Where is this love that is supposed to conquer all but that allows you to speak in such an obtuse manner to those who believe differently?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9_6Vvrhiek

     The only kind of disciples this guy makes is disciples of fear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTixOKyH6vk

     Here is Christianity in a nutshell: We win, you lose. That is Christianity. A bunch of Bible thumpers who truly think there is some grand battle where they are going to prove in the end how right they were and how everyone else is so very wrong. Believe in Jesus to be glorified. Believe in God to live in the light and be victorious. There is nothing good about you or your message, Hagee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nbTTg4EcU


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Benny Hinn

Great Swami Benny Hinn Makes Predictions and Absurd Statements:

What else is new?!

Alright, before we push the launch button you gotta watch this. I laughed so freaking hard when I first saw this and watched it several times in a row. SO hilarious!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOPdWQoNrUU

And...Away We Go!

     Benny Hinn is one of the more entertaining preachers on television of whom there is no shortage of films and clips depicting the delusional charlatan making some of the most stupid assertions and claims. Never mind the hilarity of that horrible thing on top of his head that I would assume is supposed to be a wig (it looks more like a half-ass comb over frozen solid by Aqua-Net hairspray) but the peels of laughter that are elicited every time you listen to his jibes are simply too good to pass up.

Hinn a False Prophet? Could it REALLY Be?

Many people, believers and non-believers alike, have loudly proclaimed that Benny Hinn is a false prophet. Watch and listen to what this guy says in these clips and make a decision for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv7JsedWZG4
Jesus is SHAKING the world? Jesus is appearing in the Muslim world? Alrighty then. Why aren't the Muslims putting this on TV...that some guy is popping up in the Muslim world and telling people he is Jesus of Nazareth?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcZlyECHP_M
God must be on some other schedule of time. Benny Hinn says God will destroy the homosexual community of America with fire in the 90s. Now, years and years later, that simply has not happened. Maybe Hinn meant the 2090s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQKCMl2XzTs
The first part of this clip reminds me of Jimmy Swaggart's tear-filled "I Have Sinned Again" speech. Then there is the screwy part of where Hinn says that Adam had the power of flight. WHAT is this guy on, cuz it isn't Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYOEOXG8lU4
Listen very carefully to Hinn's explanation of how the anointing of God comes upon him and causes him to heal people of cancer and pain. He even says there are people who claim to be healed but are really NOT healed...that is not his fault. RRIIIGGGHHHTT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLB0UTO7-Xc
Every prophet needs a ways a means to live, right? Sure, but THIS kind of living? Maybe God and Jesus are a bit more opulent than people ever thought. Who would have thought that a prophet of God needs a Mercedes and high end clothing and a private jet and a load of other shit. Whatever, right? It is good to know that men of God are accepted at resorts and spas.

Benny Hinn Says Jesus Needs Your Money

Ahh, religion. Where oh where would many of the faiths of the world be if people did not pump millions upon millions of dollars into the supposed holy men of the world and the stories of amazing wonder that they preach?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVKGCdE1tRc
All things are possible to him who hath no shame in begging for money and disguising such as a heavenly requests. You GO, Benny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZsXvCKlfg8
Hah!!! Sewing the seeds of love, or sewing the seeds of money? Put the money directly into his hand instead of a bucket? Benny, sweetie, you are undeniably...a complete DOUCHE. What kind of God is it that YOU worship who demands to receive before giving a blessing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL2rcF0TrAo
The only way you could possibly benefit financially with this asshole is to NEVER give him money of ANY SORT. And for the love of Pete don't buy his bullshit twist of needing to give finances in order to be blessed. Shee-it. Joseph Gobbels has nothing on the gift of propaganda of this jerk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WC8j8cdXls
Benny Hinn will never run dry financially so long as the lambs of the world continue to hand over their coinage to a fellow who is nothing more than a liar, a con, and a disgrace to people who really do search for spirituality in their lives.

Hinn Heals the Sick?

Benny Hinn heals nothing save for his wallet. Also, looking at the footage where he seems to be whipping peoples' heads about on their necks he can probably expect a civil suit at some point for assault and battery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPdO5-gGhqw
If there was such a thing as hell (which there is not unless you want to count El Paso, Texas) Benny Hinn would be a distinguished resident.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7c2i08DxNE
Well, well, well. The truth of the Bible exposed by a charlatan prophet. Fear. FEAR. Fear God and everything, including life, will be yours. The ONLY thing dependable about the Bible is the continued threats against people who choose to NOT swallow such poppycock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcV8edb5-1w
Listen to what this lady says...total stupidity and her facts (supposed facts) do NOT match up. And why is the lady speaking slow as shit as though she has had a good fifth of Jack and trying REAL hard to not slur? Hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6uj1KYTlrg
Where do they find these people? Can you hear me now? He is whispering into a fucking mic...EVERYONE can hear him, ya douche!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1wVQFmkIlo
Nothing like false hope and false healing. Don't worry. I hear Karma is a real bitch. Hinn's silver and sly tongue cannot save him from the SEEDS he has sewn. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCSp4uixT7k
You would think that the power that God has supposedly filled Hinn with would allow him to speak to people without a translator. Seriously. You're telling me, Benny-boy, that you can heal a person of cancer and deafness and a whole bunch of maladies but you CAN'T speak their damn language?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnr5DwH3cKU
So goddamn stupid. And some people wonder why so many other people refuse to believe in a phantom of a God who allows assholes like this guy to take advantage of the weak minded individuals of the world. Some people really are searching for truth and help and mercy...and they run into this fucker. So sad. So very sad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuE3y53hoJM
This made me angry. Who made this little girl do this? She looks mortified and appalled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SBV7-QK_s8
But of COURSE the example presented of an actual healing would be the child of a preacher. Please. Like we didn't see that one from two states away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0rgM9iTZvA
WTF?!

Benny Hinn Does Not Heal

The only reason Benny Hinn is still a televangelist is because people continue to be bamboozled by this circus freak of a preacher. Listen to the crap he says in these clips.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVG1x-rh6FE
The only miracles in Hinn's crusades are that people continue to give him attention and money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8B4NwI07pI
More examples of Benny Hinn using the supposed power of God to MIRACULOUSLY get people to trust him and give him money. I like the questions that are asked of him. His answers are even better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kn-1bedxGY
It is okay to want to search for faith and to search for healing. It is entirely natural, for a parent especially, to search for help and healing of family. It is NOT okay to take advantage of people seeking and searching for such. But, charlatans like Benny Hinn do this shit all the time and that is your best clue that there is no hell, because if there really was such a terrible place where blasphemers and bad people and evil people and abusers go, well, jerks like this would NOT do what they do and get away with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSGgeH2TNqY
That's right, Larry King, you go right on ahead and try to make the dragon look like a kitten. You fail and you don't get any points. In fact, we are going to issue demerits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSjyzmR4hRs
Horrible, horrible acting. Where is a Raspberry Award when you really need to give it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdUIqKJyD0Q
Ahh, the BEST way to explain what you claim to do, to explain the power that you claim to have is to claim you yourself do not understand it, but it is something that the Spirit of God instructs you to do. Liar, liar...pants on fire.

Absurdly Stupid Claims by Benny Hinn

So...these claims are so stupid they are entertaining. If anything claimed by Hinn were actually true there would be all kinds of new standards set, especially in medical science.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY1O-KruvXc
A man raised from the dead on stage? Of course Hinn makes the claim this happened in Africa and NOT the United States. Think about that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcYauY4thpw
Pastor Benny Hinn stumbles through pressing questions and gives bullshit, half-ass answers. He can't convince people of his marvelous powers? Humm. He sure does convince many to give him money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9ujUx0L5Uk
Oppressed by the devil? Have a curse placed upon you? Subjected to the wiles of demons? Then pack your bags and head to the next city where Benny Hinn will be appearing and maybe you too can be healed by the holy charlatan, his bottles of snake oil, and his wagon of wares.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um3-sHbGoCI
What in the hell is this horseshit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9QH24-OrJA
Look, Benny, the lady is cutting herself because she has psychological issues. She needs medical help and you are not it. Your version of what the Bible has to say is not going to help her to level out in her psychological problems and imbalances. Your claims are so fucked up it is scary to think that people would go to you for help instead of a hospital.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsQdxJUbahA
A lady put a curse on this guy when he was eleven years old...at least that is according to Benny Hinn. Come on, Hinn...you gotta come up with some better story lines than this. Rob Zombie writes better movie scripts than you write sermons for the stage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RlRe_RlNUE
The puzzle coming together? The only puzzle is why people continue to come together to listen to the lies falling from your lips, Benny. The Antichrist has GOT to be alive somewhere? You sound like you were a member of the team looking for the WMDs that Bush swore were real, right? Those WMDs have GOT to be somewhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsiwu6WSrvk
Thank goodness there are people who see this guy for the lying douche he is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrSjyIaGsn8
I applaud this lady for having the guts to post a video saying she was taken by Benny Hinn. It takes a lot to admit you believed a lie to be the truth. You have some real guts, Ma'm.

Fruit of a Good Tree?
So, in the Bible it says you will know whether or not a tree is good by the fruit it produces. Well, take a big bite of these fruits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=677rTfPNBdE
Bad fruit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMlumkyQ9OQ
Hilarious video about this bad fruit known as Benny Hinn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlNTALOChRc
Here is a little background on the planting of the seed that led to the tree bringing forth bad fruit and the effects of that bad fruit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KgDSDkUcVk
What is it with preachers and women? He isn't even good looking...not even close. Paula should work on her excuses and explanations a little more, or maybe hire someone more experience in writing such.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS1d3ZhcZ2A
What a total ass. You poor, poor man. You sure do make it sound like you did nothing wrong. Typical. So ever-loving typical. No biblical grounds for divorcing you? Right. How about legal grounds?

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