Showing posts with label Meyer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Meyer. Show all posts

Friday, May 24, 2013

Joyce Meyer

God Gives Receipts?

     I will say this for Meyer: She has the gifts of gab and the ability to inject just the right amount of humor into whatever it is she is saying. She definitely has charisma which if you really think about it is essential for any successful preacher. Charisma goes a long way in ensuring that the congregation members will stay right where the preacher needs them to stay...in that particular congregation. While Meyer does have immense charisma above and beyond that of a majority of preachers out there in the religious world, she is edged out by pastor Joel Osteen. Osteen's calm demeanor, kind voice and lack of filling his sermons with negative messages of hell put him at the very top of the preacher charisma category.
     Moving on to our first video we hear Meyer basically preaching that you should show the devil that you will go the extra mile for God by rounding up to the nearest dollar when paying your tithe. Hah! That is pretty novel. Who wants to be seen as someone who does just the bare minimum, the lowest requirement? The way Meyer puts it you would think that not rounding up or not tithing more than what is required is a sign of an obstinate and stingy believer. What a crock of shit, Meyer. And you preach with that mouth?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXbcQfcIXX8

     Here we go again with religious people attacking other religious people who are popular. Joyce Meyer is amazingly popular and much like Joel Osteen and Kenneth Copeland who also have amazingly large followings she is picked at by others within the faith. I bet many of those doing the picking are just green with envy at the amount of money that many of the preachers they speak out against make on a consistent basis. This envy is hidden in, disguised as faithful followers of Christ simply trying to disrobe those clothed in the garb of a false prophet. The funny thing is...ALL of them are full of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQUDGzg9Cro

    Jesus Christ in a chariot driven sidecar...every preacher of every religion in every denomination have asserted at some point or other that THEY have been called by God. The crux of her message is if you continue to tithe you will be taken care of by God. You may not get the new clothes or the new car or the new house, but by Jesus and Mary, God will make sure what you have will last. Any doubts that you have about tithing is just the devil come to try to peel you away from the faith and the law of giving. This is a test. This is only a test of the spiritual broadcast system. Had this been anything other than a test it isn't God but the devil. Don't forget to sign your name on the check and for whatever amount you put down Jesus is commanding you to add two zeroes. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZLgEBTaiuY

     This is a delicious hoot! Of course you know as well as I that while a preacher may be silver-tongued and quite convincing, it is the individual who believes that horseshit who must shoulder some of the blame. It is the person who allows themself to believe such poppycock who is, in the final analysis, responsible for their condition of spiritual slavery.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNvENZShmyo

     Holy shit! I am in the wrong business! A ten thousand square foot home? Homes for the kids? All bills paid by the ministry? Oh man, no wonder why so many people become preachers. They are swimming in cash! I suppose it really does not matter how many people speak out against these folks because in the end there are always the spiritually inept in the world who are all too willing to give their money to these phonies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko5zkkZ0GmQ

     This is interesting. I grew up steeped in the Christian faith and what Meyer is preaching here is totally otra de la Biblia. Of course, the way the Bible is written you can put just about ANY MEANING YOU WANT to anything that is written in the Bible. That is the terrible beauty of religion. You can change it to fit the people and the times and even make it fit the politics. Three cheers for religion...rah rah rah!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrP3OLCH9GI

     This is so goddamn jacked up. Since when did receiving equate with receipting? What the hell kind of bullshit is this? Since when do people do good things with the belief or intent that somewhere down the line when they need something they can 'cash in' whatever it is they have done in their lives to get what they need? If that isn't some fucked up and severely twisted doctrine I don't know what is. When you do something good you do it for the sake of being good and not for the purpose of receiving something back.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Jesus Told Me to Tell You to Give Me Money...

This is Really Interesting:
Men of God Tell You Messages Direct from Jesus and Have the Power to Sell You Miracles!


Here is the typical religious charlatan who is absolutely shameless in making claims he has no business claiming. You know, if people simply believe a God that you preach to be true they sure don't need you for freaking miracles or cloths. All they would need would be the reality of the truth of love of God...not you.

What is this happy horseshit? People actually fall for this crap, too. That is the really sad part. If God is as powerful as you say He is then people don't need the goddamn cloth or covering. Benny Hinn you are a loser, a liar, a charlatan, a person who preys on the spiritually weak who are seeking hope and love.

I don't see how people buy into this jerks claims. He is such a sham! He can't even muster good enough acting talent to actually come across as genuine as he tries to sound holy quoting scripture.

Dude, I don't feel anything but peels of laughter watching your bullshit broadcast.

Yubba dubba shabba dabba doo...someone with smelly feet finds the miracle of soap. Zabba dabba...I curse the halitosis! Someone's bad breath from smoking is being healed right now...Jesus is reaching into your purse right now and removing the cigarettes and replacing them with Tictacs...

Look, if God wants to give someone a 'miracle home' as you so put it, He will do so without needing the efforts of a shyster pouncing about on a stage and trying to shove Jesus down throats for a freaking dollar.

Sure Jesus still heals the sick and performs miracles. Give the the key of 'B' please (for 'Bullshit'). I doubt that the supposed ultimate in power of the entire universe would pick a loser preacher from Louisiana who bedded a prostitute (more than once, folks) as a vessel for dispensing the truth and power of God.

This blonde pixie is saying some hilarious stuff! Hah! Pick up the phone and tell this bitch she is not going to get her tiny little hands on your money. Your faith has nothing to do with your money in her pocket.

This is a plug for why total alcoholics SHOULD NOT become preachers. Did this lady drive to services that morning? Angels smiling at her and asking her if she wanted wine? WTF? Were they riding pink elephants?

Use this special little cloth and you too can be healed from infirmities that medical science has not even found cures to as of yet. For all we know it just may cure pain in childbirth.

Miracle manna? Now I really have seen it all. What a croc of shit. Did you hear the part about instructions?

Two douchebags practice their creative writing and creative interpretation techniques for all to see. How in the world people can consistently fall for this bull and crap is frightening. It is not faith. It is fraud.

Peter Popoff pops off more lies. Business as usual for this freak and his cronies.