Showing posts with label belief. Show all posts
Showing posts with label belief. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Ken Ham

Man Whose Mental Chain is Missing Links

Ken Ham is a man with no shame, a man who will lie about proven facts and who HAS lied about such, a man who regularly makes bombastic religious claims, and a man who, despite his irritating stupidity, captures the attention of those who simply must watch this man stumble through existence out of sheer morbid curiosity.

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What do we have here but Mr. Ham providing children with one of the more stupid arguments presented by creationists: Would you believe that this building just happened, or that someone designed it? Someone DID design this building and we know for a fact that it did not materialize out of an explosion. Therefore, man and the universe did not emerge from an explosion, but had an intelligent Creator.

This is nowhere near a valid argument especially when you consider that God 'poofing' everything into existence in six days (remember, the Divine Contractor made everything in 6 days, not 7; He rested on the 7th day) provides absolutely ZERO competition for the theories that this universe and everything in it developed over billions and billions and billions and b-zillions of years. And don't forget to see that Ham is using the existence of an inanimate object to try to rationalize how animate objects (people, animals, plants) came to be. Stupid.

But hey, this is great, right? I mean, here we have a man teaching children to ignore instruction and common sense, rational thinking. Don't listen to what science has to say, listen to what God has to say. Of course, God isn't saying a goddamn thing since He does not exist. Some guy who fervently claims God exists says to believe in God rather than what science has to say. And people wonder why we have some of the social issues that we have.

Okay, here in this video Mr. Ham would like for you to believe that a spiritual dead-ness is spreading all over the planet, and in areas like England this so-called dead-ness has already taken great hold of society. Then he uses the story line found in a newspaper where some jihadist freak wants to see the flag of Allah flying in Great Britain to try to back up this impending religious doom he is trying very hard to build up in the viewer's mind.

The purposeful misuse of the article as some kind of proof as to the mental state of societies and cultures around the world is flippant and worthy of nothing more than contempt. Also, Mr. Ham can vilify other faiths all he wants but that will never take away from the disgusting traits held within Christianity. EVERY religion has its problem, sometimes HUGE problems and Christianity is most certainly not immune from critical analysis. Trying to make rival religions appear horrible in an effort to make Christianity look better or more appealing should be the first clue to the searching soul to continue their search lest they become mired in the stupidity and wickedness of many religions...including Christianity.

Mr. Ham goes on to comment about the practices of Islam that he tries very hard to make sound intolerable and cruel and mean. Maybe someone should remind him of some of the instructions given by His God in the Bible that he holds as truth. The Bible instructs the stoning of children who disobey their parents, states that if a man rapes a woman he may marry her (she has ZERO choice in the matter), instructs God's people to put to death anyone working on the Sabbath...and on and on and on stupid and senseless instructions fill the text of the Bible.

Oh, but maybe Mr. Ham would say that is all OLD Testament and not NEW Testament which is God's NEW covenant with man. Really? So...I guess the words of God DO fade just like the flowers and the grass, because if God felt the need for a new covenant doesn't that by nature negate the old covenant? Why is there a new covenant if the words of God stand forever and never fade? How is your faith any more valid than another?

I love this clip. Totally hilarious! Ham keeps asking questions that leave lots of room for pointing out the fallacies in his thinking and religious claims, or he makes claims that are flatly contrary to what modern science can prove...and in some case is contrary to what his own Bible says. Huh. Forget what happened to the dinosaurs, what happened to Ken Ham's brain?

This video is excellent and does a good job in going point by point in dissecting the claims of Ken Ham in relation to Bill Nye and statements made by Bill Nye, the manner in which Ham deliberately distorts remarks by Bill Nye, and the absurd 'scientific' connections that Ham tries to make but fails miserably in doing.

Sooooo...there are actually several things going on in this video. Here, Mr. Ham tries to prove that the Christian faith/Bible are not racist by using Rahab as an example. He asserts that Rahab was not killed because she believed in the one true God. Ken Ham and every other Christian throughout the history of Christianity can try all they want to make this claim, but there is ample proof that this entire story is bullshit, so much so that more than just a few scholars agree that this is the case.

But never mind the assertion that this story may be allegorical, right? Let's look at WHY Rahab was spared. Did she do it because she loved the Hebrew God? Nope. Joshua 6:25 says, "But Joshua spared Rahab the prostitute, with her family and all who belonged to her, because she hid the men Joshua had sent as spies to Jericho-and she lives among the Israelites to this day."

Seems to me that the verse clearly indicates WHY Rahab and her family were spared and it has jack shit to do with believing in or loving the Hebrew God. Perhaps you will point out Rahab's own statements in Joshua chapter two. The only things Rahab makes clear in chapter two is that she is frightened, in fact the entire city is frightened about the Israelites coming to destroy them. Rahab makes the comment that God is in the heavens above and the earth below, but that is not an admission of belief in God, and neither is it a statement of love for God. 

Hebrews 11:31 says, "By faith the prostitute Rahab, because she welcomed the spies, was not killed with those who were disobedient." This is not an affirmation of Rahab's faith in God, but rather is indicative of Rahab's belief, her faith that if she helped the spies they would stay true to their word/promise to her and not harm her or her family.

Ham goes on to say that Rahab is a descendant of Ham (one of Noah's sons) and married an Israelite and because of that she is in the line of Christ. Okay. Rahab may have married an Israelite but that does not automatically change her genealogy to be in the line of Christ. Again, she is NOT automatically or by default in the line of Christ by marrying an Israelite. She must be from the proper lineage.

So sorry to pop your bubble Mr. Ham, but Rahab was NOT from the line of Ham. She was from the line of Shem. Where do you get your information that Rahab is a descendant of Ham? The Bible clearly states she is a descendant of Shem and not Ham. If Rahab descends from Ham she is NOT in the lineage of Christ. Period. End of story.

Also, in this video Ken Ham tries to use the story of Rahab to assert that the intended message of the story is that before people get married they best be sure to verify that they both believe in the same God. Oh, and that God must be the Hebrew God. Seriously?

Well, what have we here but a shameless threat intended to strike fear in the hearts of parents who wish to prevent their children from going to hell. Be afraid, be VERY afraid for more and more children in Christian families are going to college in the course of their educational pursuits only to have that education damage their faith or revoke their belief in God in its entirety.

This video is deliciously funny. Answers with Ken Ham? Forget that. It should be called Bullshit with Ken Ham. Mr. Ham also makes the comment that the message of salvation in the Bible is the "Good News." This is preposterous. A message that boils down to Believe-This-Way-Or-Die is nowhere close to being considered in the running for what constitutes good news.

Haahaa!! This is just too good to leave out of this post.

Ken Ham is asking for people to pray for America. That's nice. Really. While I take no joy in being a stick-in-the-mud here (who am I kidding? I love it) I must point out that prayer will do dick for America. Know why? There is no action in prayer. God will not make the United States better as part of some heavenly program where the harder people pray the more likely there will be divine intervention. Nope. If Americans want to make America better they will find ways to do so and actually do those things. Helping the homeless and abused, treating people with respect instead of contempt, practicing tolerance for those who think and believe different faiths or no faith at all, being kind and compassionate, expressing appreciation for life and love and humanity...I could go all day with this, right?


Sunday, July 14, 2013

Kent Hovind

Is the doctor in?

Kent Hovind is an interesting fellow. According to some of the offered information in regards to this man he is Dr. Kent Hovind...the doctorate being a PhD and not a medical degree. However, if you take the time to peruse Hovind's educational background you might be surprised to discover that his claims of having earned a PhD are questionable indeed.

Go to this site and really look at what it says in regards to Mr. Hovind's PhD dissertation:

In the beginning of this video Kent Hovind tries desperately to show how people can indeed live to the ages claimed in the Bible, such as Methuselah being 969 years-old when he died. Then he takes an immediate and sudden left turn when he starts talking about how humans and dinosaurs coexisted. The so-called facts that Hovind states are terrible distortions of tidbits of truth here and there, and Hovind shows no shame in making these absurd claims.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu69q9YIEkA

I love the claim that Hovind makes in this video that believers of the Bible have always known that the earth is round. I suppose he forgot that the church leaders and founders of old thought the world was flat. Those church leaders during Galileo's time very ardently believed that the earth was the center of the universe; of course, now we know that is not true. Anyways, here we run into the same problem of Hovind spewing ridiculous information as though it were indeed the truth he so desperately wants it to be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=UVxU-MxrJZQ

Don't you just love the purposeful misrepresentation of fact? This guy must have been a politician in a past life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSd1D6i8RDQ

Here Hovind tries to use literal mythology as proof of his assertion that dragons did/still do exist. This is such a ridiculous assertion that I am surprised that people actually buy into the bullshit Hovind regurgitates. There is a part in this video that discusses the Ica Stones being frauds, yet Hovind continues to use these fraudulent artifacts as proof for his crackpot theories. Nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMvsWO3AXis

This video is curious as it opens with some horseshit about eating the little seeds in the pit of a peach. I don't give a rat's ass what this Hovind guy says, I would never eat the seed. I suggest that you DO NOT eat the seed as Hovind suggests. The seeds are not good for you no matter how many times Doctor Hovind asserts that eating the seeds prevents cancer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvODdtQgUsY

The gentleman in this video comes across as a tad strange, but I think what he has to say is valid and appropriate in response to Kent Hovind. He very easily points out the problems in Hovind's theories, especially when it comes to light and time and how such function within the universe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjhibQTaNa4

Hovind's ideas in regards to how the starts have formed and to what Boyle's Law applies are totally jacked up. Hovind does not even try to give explanations as to why a law that applies in a closed system would apply in other systems. He just simply takes the law and says that it applies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llohKXtGhmw

The man in this video is correct...Hovind must assert that all of these scientists in astronomy and cosmology and related subjects are all wrong, because if anything they have to say is correct then Hovind's retarded theories on a young earth have nothing left to do but languish in the shame of their stupidity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcc-NbF-3hw

Yes...the idea that light and the stars are billions of years old is kryptonite to creationist theories. I love the rooster crowing in the background of this video. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyM7B9vVxy4

Hah! Listen to how Hovind simply cannot seem to answer the goddamn questions straight up. Not only does Hovind think that there is some grand layer of fossils that is proof for the Great Flood of Noah, but he would also have you believe that nearly every branch of science was begun by creationists. Wow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIgWPwVfJX0

Here Hovind has the audacity to say that there are many people who believe things about the Bible without actually studying and researching these things before actually believing them. Uhmmm...I hate to break it to you Mr. Hovind, but that is totally the pot calling the kettle black.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h6Fpq7gfqA

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Friday, May 24, 2013

Hal Lindsey

Yet Another Nut from the Tree of the Spiritual Trade

     Okay, first things first. Hal Lindsey looks like he would be the love child of Kaiser Wilhelm. With that stunning revelation over let us now proceed to the first video.
     Here, Lindsey claims that Syria is quickly descending into chaos. I hate to pop his prediction bubble (well, not really) but Syria and the nations of the Middle East live in chaos. That is what they do...live in a constant state of chaos. This is nothing fucking new, Hal baby. For whatever reason the nations in the Middle East are loathe to cease fighting.
     A few minutes into his revealing newscast Lindsey says something along the lines of those individuals in the Bible thought that the end of days was near, and that he agrees with them. ? Do you see the problem with this statement?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxNn0Zyga8s

     Little or no interest in Bible prophecy in 1969? Bitch, ever since this bipolar religion called Christianity was formed its deluded followers have prophesied ad nauseum with little or no success.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XiyWkCU4oI

     This mother fucker is purposely warping the truth of the issue and why the IRS did what it did. As many may know the area of religion offers many a tax break for those with a mind to spread the supposed word of God. Considering the huge amounts of money that many church organizations and their pastors rake in the IRS wants to be sure that these preachers and organizations are following the rules that qualify them for the tax breaks.
     That is what the IRS is trying to establish. Lindsey does his best to make it sound like the IRS is jumping on the invisible bandwagon of mistreating God's faithful in the United States. It is a grand plot fabricated by Satan in order to bring God and His church down.
     People who are wealthy generally want to remain wealthy although we all know it does not always work out that way. Depending on the particulars of a situation it is not uncommon for some individuals to try to qualify for tax breaks that would allow them to keep a majority of their earnings. The tax breaks intended to benefit certain qualifying organizations and individuals of faith have at times been abused.
     These particular tax breaks provided by the IRS are for specific organizations and individuals of faith and no one else, and for no other reason. If what an organization or individual pastor is doing or saying does not fit into the required category the IRS wants to know.
     What the kaiser is saying here is very misleading. Granted, I am not exactly a cheerleader for the IRS but what is being said is totally jacked up. If it is that a qualified organization or private individual is utilizing their qualifications and tax breaks as a forum for activity other than what is allowed they may be facing some trouble. In the case at hand the IRS is not picking on religion or faith or anything like that; it just wants to make sure those receiving the tax breaks are within the requirements. If they are, good. If not, not so good.
     Of course the charlatan preachers of the spiritual world do not want the IRS snooping around because the IRS may see the luxury and opulence of the personal lives of the preachers and decide to make them pay. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsVOAHCaoi0

     Well, if those waiting for the return of Jesus would like a heads up on when He is likely to return to earth (in glory, no less) they should watch this video. Lindsey seems to think the return of Jesus is not going to be anytime soon. He makes the comment that the results of the most recent elections will affect America for the next 30 years. So, there you have it. Jesus will not be arriving anytime soon after all. It would be wise for those awaiting the departure to unpack their bags and go get a good attorney. The disappointed and divinely abandoned individual should at least take a shot at trying to get back some of the shit they gave away like the house, the car, the pets...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Js_Lzzeck

     So, apparently the kaiser is witnessing some very scary events and wants to impart some wisdom on how a person can deal with these 'scary' events. Hah! If you think about it a bit you will recall that a previous kaiser who witnessed some very scary events did jack shit about it resulting in Hitler eventually seizing power. 
     Lindsey treats his guests to prophecy that is about as ambiguous as you can get. Of course, Christianity must be ambiguous so that when the prophecies are wrong they are quickly and virtually painlessly restructured to fit any new prophecies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Hiq6us8BE

     The essence of prophecy becoming true right before your very eyes. Hummm...I wonder where we have heard this before?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn5hg7iXZCI

     Good evening, and welcome to the Hal Lindsey-is-Going-to-Speak-Out-of-His-Ass-Again report.


Monday, May 20, 2013

John Hagee

Another Nut in the Tree of Religion

     Pastor John Hagee is a fine example of a person being completely and totally consumed by the darkness of the stupid things they believe. This in turn leads them to say some pretty stupid shit when it comes to the tension between believers and non-believers.
     If you listen to what this moron says in this video you would think that the religious populations of the United States of America have no rights. So misleading. No one is saying that you cannot preach that shit in your church or to your kids. What people are saying is that if they don't want to listen to your shit they don't have to listen to your shit.
     Pastor Hagee, no one is taking your rights nor the rights of any believer in this country. What people are doing is putting their foot down to prevent you and your lunatic asylum religion from trying to create legislation built on such horse puckey beliefs. Then whatever new political and economic issue is emerging you automatically chalk that up to yet another sign of the end of the world. You have no goddamn good news. All you have is threats and violence that is disguised as hope and faith.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKVGfrvJuRk

     Listen to what he is saying here. How is it any different than how many of the extremist terrorists think? They so deeply believe that they are right and everyone else is wrong that they DIE for this supposed truth. Your religion and faith are no different than that of the violent terrorists who try to use some supposed imparted truth as a validator for killing people by flying planes in buildings or walking into a cafe with an explosive device strapped to their back.
     Jesus Christ will rule the world in peace and glory? Seriously? This divine being who supposedly brought peace and light and love upon the earth has in reality left a huge swath of destruction that can be seen from the very creation of this divine being to present times.

     And because of bullshit sermons like this the weak minded people of the world are afraid of knowledge and education and technology. Listen to what this asshole says about the developments made in communication.

     Sure, sure, sure. The Bible is SO clear about this supposed economic collapse to end all economin collapses that it does not give any specifics. Everything is generalized to the finest detail which is precisely why there is always some group or other somewhere in the world at almost any given point in history claiming to be in the last days.

     This is straight fucked up. Amazing. I did not know that all people on welfare were lazy sons of bitches that have access to a job but refuse to take it. By the way, WHERE is the love of your God? Is THAT what Jesus would say to someone in such a situation? STARVE?!

     More shocking words falling from the lips of a lunatic.

     Don't you just love how this guy stretches the truth and the facts? America not bowing to God? I hope not. Why would any clear thinking individual follow any of the viciousness that you follow? You bag on Scientology because you think your version of faith sounds so much better? Are you high? People do not need the tenets of your screwy religion in order to understand morality. People can make proper decisions without religion and they do it every day and all the time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-J7Hc7522A

     Just another spooky video clip created by the religious zealots of the world and intended to frighten people into believing in the story of salvation by Jesus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo27xgO_Qf4

     Sure, Mr. Hagee. Sure. The fight for oil has nothing to do with the Bible or your delusions, but rather has everything to do with opposing governments trying to get the best of each other so that in the end someone ends up with more power than the other.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFYiSJHbnZc

     It isn't so much that Hagee and people like him don't want gay marriage so much as it is they are so very disappointed to see that they are losing their talon grip on the small amount of political power that they have, which they should not have, and which they use to try to formulate laws that govern everyone...even those who do not believe the same or who do not believe in any God at all. Equality, Mr. Hagee. It scares the piss out of you, doesn't it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeMZ9QkU-AY

     Well well well! Some one is going to get sent to bed early without any desert! You are such a douchebag, Hagee. It is not about limiting religion or religious rights. It is about separating church and state so that we don't have screws like you making laws that step on the rights of those who choose to believe differently. And no, I will not move. I will stay here in this country that I love and speak out against worms like you.
     By the way, what happened to the love of God? Where is the mighty love of your God, Hagee? Come on, now, don't hold out! Where is this love that is supposed to conquer all but that allows you to speak in such an obtuse manner to those who believe differently?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9_6Vvrhiek

     The only kind of disciples this guy makes is disciples of fear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTixOKyH6vk

     Here is Christianity in a nutshell: We win, you lose. That is Christianity. A bunch of Bible thumpers who truly think there is some grand battle where they are going to prove in the end how right they were and how everyone else is so very wrong. Believe in Jesus to be glorified. Believe in God to live in the light and be victorious. There is nothing good about you or your message, Hagee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nbTTg4EcU


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