Nostradamus and Christianity and a Convergence of Prophecy: Part II

Always on the Edge of Their Seats

Did Nostradamus have visions and hear voices? Who cares, right? Lots of people have visions and hear voices...and many of them are mentally unstable or flat out have severe psychological disorders. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwMLrhFffIo

Oh, look! More predictions. Do you think this is because all of the predictions of the past that the world was going to end in 2011, 2012, and 2013 didn't work out?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSWPY21PH4A


If you really want to learn prophecy the best approach to take is to learn how to lie. Lie out of your ass. Lie as big as you can and as ridiculously as you can and maybe, just maybe, some poor sap or group of poor religious saps will believe you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXlZXzO10wE


Did God send Nostradamus? Rrriiiiggghhhttt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcyMgej1yFU&list=PLD7DB8F5CD3162571&index=1


Hahaha!! Oh my dear lord! Somebody is smoking loads of crack! Listen to what this woman says...really try to listen to the entire message because it is a hoot. Who is our real father, brothers and sisters? Hah! This lady must have been a door bell in her past life because she is a total ding dong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfkoAwhJRBE


More people on crack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q34y5E_vPX0


Ahhh...isn't this nice? What do you get when you mix Christianity and Nostradamus? Crack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONAlhZbqS44


Adam welcomes people into hell? I am not sure what to say about that. Interesting. What is with the wheel? Why not use a pentagram or obelisk or even a rhomboid? Hhahaaaa!!! Good stuff. There are alien ships all over the place? The New Jerusalem is made out of massive pillars and pearls twelve feet wide that are brought down by spaceships? Say what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk0ulNSZXbo


Wow. People can't seem to agree on much when it comes to the Bible, God, and Nostradamus. What does God have for us to know? I would say not much since so many people who claim to have that direct line to God all have something different to say. Maybe God is doing His Tower of Babel thing again and totally confusing the fuck out of people, hummm?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7MZVcz4Amw


This is cherry. Nostradamus was a born-again Christian infused and filled with the Holy Spirit? You have got to be kidding me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE4HhBdcoxQ



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Cindy Jacobs

A Higher Level of Lies and Craziness

Okay, so this lady hangs out with a gang called "The Apostolic Council of Prophetic Elders" which actually sounds about as credible as the "Legion of Doom."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeAGJQ6zDpk

Ahhh, here we have the amazing Ms. Jacobs revealing that if you are of Native American heritage that you should probably repent and renounce the evil things she is talking about. Hah! Where is she getting her information? I can tell you that there is wonderful and beautiful diversity among the Native Americans in every facet of their heritage. To so carelessly lump them into one group is pure stupidity and indicative of the amazing depth of idiocy of what people like Ms. Jacobs believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9YP0tK7Buw

This psycho woman is trying to say that the repeal of DADT resulted in a bunch of black birds dying. Now I ask you, Ms. Jacobs, what kind of a twisted fuck is it that you worship who would kill off nature in mass numbers...animals who have zero clue about the politics of man...as a warning or threat to man of what might happen if he doesn't shape up and do what God wants?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V17WGTvPHGg

First of all, you dumb asses are taking what the article said WAY out of context. Second of all, sin has absolutely DICK to do with the friggin' weather. Lastly, you stupid people sit there and spout off that Christians are not affected by such things and that they can even control the weather...uhmmm...are you NOT aware of the weather patterns that hit the Midwest every freaking year? You DO know these areas are filled with largely Bible-believing populations, right? That weather has zero to do with religion or what anyone believes and everything to do with the function of this planet. Ninnies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNaetBsNWeE

So...the LORD is going to begin peeling off the layers of deceptive people on this planet? Thank GOD! You know what that means, right? All the freaking preachers go first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgM6do4JpFs

Ohhh, so your food magically multiplied when your kids brought friends over. Lady, the only things that multiply with you are your lies. And you know what else? If your shoes lasted longer than usual it had nothing to do with God, you idiot, and everything to do with you simply taking care of your goddamn shoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NYOQ3YT3sY

You fed three thousand people from a few loaves of bread. You...are SO...FULL OF SHIT you should be ashamed of yourself. But, I know such is far too much to ask of you. Too bad there is not really a hell because if there was you, Cindy Jacobs, would definitely be going there. You are a bad person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7iGGxquR3c

This woman is freaking psychotic. She says she cured insanity through her prayer and binding of evil heebie-jeebies making some lady insane. If that is the case I strongly suggest Ms. Jacobs pray over herself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHYbrs2mIJY

This stupid bitch has no shame whatsoever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2-5eq_WVMI


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Michele Bachmann

The Religious Right Gets Crazier and Crazier

Yikes. We seek God? We seek the ways of God? Is this woman aware of God's behavior in the Old Testament? The New Testament?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d42RgyhZpE

This woman is crazy. The US is the Saudi Arabia of oil and natural gas? Cultures are great but not all cultures are created equal? We have a gangster government? The Swine Flu is suspiciously occurring when democrats are in the White House? What?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N39mUCXQ0RU

Okay...this clip is crazy. My favorite part is about 1:15 into the clip where this crazy woman Bachmann says that carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful but there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas. Hah!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox-6wvR0sGU

Michele Bachmann desperately needs to take a United States History lesson before she goes and says anything else about how she thinks this nation was founded and how it grew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRSx0hKWppM

You say your God stands for life. Really? Read the Old Testament and you will come to a different conclusion. Oh wait...God will allow killing if people piss Him off or are fighting for the wrong side (which would be any side that God is not on). What about His own people, hum? WWII ring a bell? Aren't the Jews supposed to be God's people? Why didn't He protect them? He is God, right? Has ALL the power in the universe at His disposal, correct? NOTHING goes without His express approval, right? Seems to me like He sure as shit didn't pick life then, and actually has a horrible track record of consistently picking death on mass levels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5_WcCax6Nw

This is creepy and eff'd up. Do you really want someone like this in the White House?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcyqzWCTWEM

Oh my dear LORD, but isn't this freaking funny?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzxN8pQUNLk&list=PLv6eAvvlNeUMsmGYRs53D_pl3R3tYdh58&index=3

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Jack Van Impe

Adopted Son of Nostradamus

     This first video I have posted is really an example of the insanity plaguing Jack Van Impe and his wife (who by the way always sounds like she is totally loaded on valium or something). Jack's wife Rexella (doesn't that sound like a drug store name?) opens with spacey comments and then she deferrs to her husband who proceeds to offer a story of how these two crooks were in Los Angeles years ago, in a travel lodge, and Jack tells Rexella to sit in his lap so he can kiss her...and then an earthquake strikes. ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYp92mag8vQ

     So, this pulpit charlatan is trying to convince people that in Christianity people love their neighbor as themselves. In Christianity people do not run around killing one another. Islam is not a religion of peace but Christianity is. I bet the victims of the Spanish Inquisition and of the Crusades, as well as the Natives in the Americas, the folks of the People's Temple, and the perished members of the Branch Davidians would beg to differ.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vD7tK8OJE0

     Jack's wife is off her goddamn rocker. Her persistent spacey expressions and vocal inflections are a hindrance to Jack unless he counts people watching his show out of morbid curiosity a good thing. And for the love of Pete stop claiming that every time there is a natural disaster it is a sign that Jesus is on his way back. Fuck a duck, man. Floods happen. Earthquakes happen. If you question this please go and get a dictionary about the world's natural disasters. There are some real doozies in there, too. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m03BbUBY4A

     Restore America to biblical Christianity? Why? Have you read the Bible? Have you read all the horrible things in the Bible that people did in the name of God? Have you read all the horrible things that GOD instructed people to do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i8YM7NFs54

     Don't you just love how the differing factions within institutionalized religion consistently bicker and fight? These groups scramble and stumble over each other, pointing their fingers saying this guy is wrong or that guy is wrong, all in an effort to wrestle the minds and monies of the followers away from each other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcuw441yoAU

     Ahh, another example of the utter disconnection of Rexella Van Impe with the rest of the real world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-z1Cp3TciA

     Jack says that what he is saying here in this video is proof that the Lord Jesus is coming back soon! Of course, if you look at the date of the video posting and then think of today's date...well, you gotta wonder about the differences between man's understanding of 'soon' and Jesus' understanding of 'soon' in relation to when the absent Son of God is due to return.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbxk88LvIL4

     This is an interesting webpage about Van Impe and some of the more stupid stunts he and his inebriated wife have pulled.
http://www.jackvanimpe.ca/


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Jesus Told Me to Tell You to Give Me Money...

This is Really Interesting:

Men of God Tell You Messages Direct from Jesus and Have the Power to Sell You Miracles!

Here is the typical religious charlatan who is absolutely shameless in making claims he has no business claiming. You know, if people simply believe a God that you preach to be true they sure don't need you for freaking miracles or cloths. All they would need would be the reality of the truth of love of God...not you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyWhsp6qb0w

What is this happy horseshit? People actually fall for this crap, too. That is the really sad part. If God is as powerful as you say He is then people don't need the goddamn cloth or covering. Benny Hinn you are a loser, a liar, a charlatan, a person who preys on the spiritually weak who are seeking hope and love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOvjY0K4pJc

I don't see how people buy into this jerks claims. He is such a sham! He can't even muster good enough acting talent to actually come across as genuine as he tries to sound holy quoting scripture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiLoUkvSh2s

Dude, I don't feel anything but peels of laughter watching your bullshit broadcast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsBRKtXYLNQ

Yubba dubba shabba dabba doo...someone with smelly feet finds the miracle of soap. Zabba dabba...I curse the halitosis! Someone's bad breath from smoking is being healed right now...Jesus is reaching into your purse right now and removing the cigarettes and replacing them with Tictacs...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdjK4YyqDz8

Look, if God wants to give someone a 'miracle home' as you so put it, He will do so without needing the efforts of a shyster pouncing about on a stage and trying to shove Jesus down throats for a freaking dollar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdJoJ9aauhg

Sure Jesus still heals the sick and performs miracles. Give the the key of 'B' please (for 'Bullshit'). I doubt that the supposed ultimate in power of the entire universe would pick a loser preacher from Louisiana who bedded a prostitute (more than once, folks) as a vessel for dispensing the truth and power of God.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1sMrPEF0G8

This blonde pixie is saying some hilarious stuff! Hah! Pick up the phone and tell this bitch she is not going to get her tiny little hands on your money. Your faith has nothing to do with your money in her pocket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjrsXI4e8m8

This is a plug for why total alcoholics SHOULD NOT become preachers. Did this lady drive to services that morning? Angels smiling at her and asking her if she wanted wine? WTF? Were they riding pink elephants?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTqH813q2MY

Use this special little cloth and you too can be healed from infirmities that medical science has not even found cures to as of yet. For all we know it just may cure pain in childbirth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjU5LZu6btE

Miracle manna? Now I really have seen it all. What a croc of shit. Did you hear the part about instructions?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4_CYVGN15E

Two douchebags practice their creative writing and creative interpretation techniques for all to see. How in the world people can consistently fall for this bull and crap is frightening. It is not faith. It is fraud.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6WTspFrbik

Peter Popoff pops off more lies. Business as usual for this freak and his cronies. 

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Benny Hinn

Great Swami Benny Hinn Makes Predictions and Absurd Statements:

What else is new?!

Alright, before we push the launch button you gotta watch this. I laughed so freaking hard when I first saw this and watched it several times in a row. SO hilarious!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOPdWQoNrUU

And...Away We Go!

     Benny Hinn is one of the more entertaining preachers on television of whom there is no shortage of films and clips depicting the delusional charlatan making some of the most stupid assertions and claims. Never mind the hilarity of that horrible thing on top of his head that I would assume is supposed to be a wig (it looks more like a half-ass comb over frozen solid by Aqua-Net hairspray) but the peels of laughter that are elicited every time you listen to his jibes are simply too good to pass up.

Hinn a False Prophet? Could it REALLY Be?

Many people, believers and non-believers alike, have loudly proclaimed that Benny Hinn is a false prophet. Watch and listen to what this guy says in these clips and make a decision for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv7JsedWZG4
Jesus is SHAKING the world? Jesus is appearing in the Muslim world? Alrighty then. Why aren't the Muslims putting this on TV...that some guy is popping up in the Muslim world and telling people he is Jesus of Nazareth?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcZlyECHP_M
God must be on some other schedule of time. Benny Hinn says God will destroy the homosexual community of America with fire in the 90s. Now, years and years later, that simply has not happened. Maybe Hinn meant the 2090s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQKCMl2XzTs
The first part of this clip reminds me of Jimmy Swaggart's tear-filled "I Have Sinned Again" speech. Then there is the screwy part of where Hinn says that Adam had the power of flight. WHAT is this guy on, cuz it isn't Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYOEOXG8lU4
Listen very carefully to Hinn's explanation of how the anointing of God comes upon him and causes him to heal people of cancer and pain. He even says there are people who claim to be healed but are really NOT healed...that is not his fault. RRIIIGGGHHHTT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLB0UTO7-Xc
Every prophet needs a ways a means to live, right? Sure, but THIS kind of living? Maybe God and Jesus are a bit more opulent than people ever thought. Who would have thought that a prophet of God needs a Mercedes and high end clothing and a private jet and a load of other shit. Whatever, right? It is good to know that men of God are accepted at resorts and spas.

Benny Hinn Says Jesus Needs Your Money

Ahh, religion. Where oh where would many of the faiths of the world be if people did not pump millions upon millions of dollars into the supposed holy men of the world and the stories of amazing wonder that they preach?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVKGCdE1tRc
All things are possible to him who hath no shame in begging for money and disguising such as a heavenly requests. You GO, Benny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZsXvCKlfg8
Hah!!! Sewing the seeds of love, or sewing the seeds of money? Put the money directly into his hand instead of a bucket? Benny, sweetie, you are undeniably...a complete DOUCHE. What kind of God is it that YOU worship who demands to receive before giving a blessing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL2rcF0TrAo
The only way you could possibly benefit financially with this asshole is to NEVER give him money of ANY SORT. And for the love of Pete don't buy his bullshit twist of needing to give finances in order to be blessed. Shee-it. Joseph Gobbels has nothing on the gift of propaganda of this jerk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WC8j8cdXls
Benny Hinn will never run dry financially so long as the lambs of the world continue to hand over their coinage to a fellow who is nothing more than a liar, a con, and a disgrace to people who really do search for spirituality in their lives.

Hinn Heals the Sick?

Benny Hinn heals nothing save for his wallet. Also, looking at the footage where he seems to be whipping peoples' heads about on their necks he can probably expect a civil suit at some point for assault and battery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPdO5-gGhqw
If there was such a thing as hell (which there is not unless you want to count El Paso, Texas) Benny Hinn would be a distinguished resident.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7c2i08DxNE
Well, well, well. The truth of the Bible exposed by a charlatan prophet. Fear. FEAR. Fear God and everything, including life, will be yours. The ONLY thing dependable about the Bible is the continued threats against people who choose to NOT swallow such poppycock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcV8edb5-1w
Listen to what this lady says...total stupidity and her facts (supposed facts) do NOT match up. And why is the lady speaking slow as shit as though she has had a good fifth of Jack and trying REAL hard to not slur? Hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6uj1KYTlrg
Where do they find these people? Can you hear me now? He is whispering into a fucking mic...EVERYONE can hear him, ya douche!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1wVQFmkIlo
Nothing like false hope and false healing. Don't worry. I hear Karma is a real bitch. Hinn's silver and sly tongue cannot save him from the SEEDS he has sewn. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCSp4uixT7k
You would think that the power that God has supposedly filled Hinn with would allow him to speak to people without a translator. Seriously. You're telling me, Benny-boy, that you can heal a person of cancer and deafness and a whole bunch of maladies but you CAN'T speak their damn language?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnr5DwH3cKU
So goddamn stupid. And some people wonder why so many other people refuse to believe in a phantom of a God who allows assholes like this guy to take advantage of the weak minded individuals of the world. Some people really are searching for truth and help and mercy...and they run into this fucker. So sad. So very sad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuE3y53hoJM
This made me angry. Who made this little girl do this? She looks mortified and appalled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SBV7-QK_s8
But of COURSE the example presented of an actual healing would be the child of a preacher. Please. Like we didn't see that one from two states away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0rgM9iTZvA
WTF?!

Benny Hinn Does Not Heal

The only reason Benny Hinn is still a televangelist is because people continue to be bamboozled by this circus freak of a preacher. Listen to the crap he says in these clips.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVG1x-rh6FE
The only miracles in Hinn's crusades are that people continue to give him attention and money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8B4NwI07pI
More examples of Benny Hinn using the supposed power of God to MIRACULOUSLY get people to trust him and give him money. I like the questions that are asked of him. His answers are even better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kn-1bedxGY
It is okay to want to search for faith and to search for healing. It is entirely natural, for a parent especially, to search for help and healing of family. It is NOT okay to take advantage of people seeking and searching for such. But, charlatans like Benny Hinn do this shit all the time and that is your best clue that there is no hell, because if there really was such a terrible place where blasphemers and bad people and evil people and abusers go, well, jerks like this would NOT do what they do and get away with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSGgeH2TNqY
That's right, Larry King, you go right on ahead and try to make the dragon look like a kitten. You fail and you don't get any points. In fact, we are going to issue demerits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSjyzmR4hRs
Horrible, horrible acting. Where is a Raspberry Award when you really need to give it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdUIqKJyD0Q
Ahh, the BEST way to explain what you claim to do, to explain the power that you claim to have is to claim you yourself do not understand it, but it is something that the Spirit of God instructs you to do. Liar, liar...pants on fire.

Absurdly Stupid Claims by Benny Hinn

So...these claims are so stupid they are entertaining. If anything claimed by Hinn were actually true there would be all kinds of new standards set, especially in medical science.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY1O-KruvXc
A man raised from the dead on stage? Of course Hinn makes the claim this happened in Africa and NOT the United States. Think about that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcYauY4thpw
Pastor Benny Hinn stumbles through pressing questions and gives bullshit, half-ass answers. He can't convince people of his marvelous powers? Humm. He sure does convince many to give him money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9ujUx0L5Uk
Oppressed by the devil? Have a curse placed upon you? Subjected to the wiles of demons? Then pack your bags and head to the next city where Benny Hinn will be appearing and maybe you too can be healed by the holy charlatan, his bottles of snake oil, and his wagon of wares.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um3-sHbGoCI
What in the hell is this horseshit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9QH24-OrJA
Look, Benny, the lady is cutting herself because she has psychological issues. She needs medical help and you are not it. Your version of what the Bible has to say is not going to help her to level out in her psychological problems and imbalances. Your claims are so fucked up it is scary to think that people would go to you for help instead of a hospital.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsQdxJUbahA
A lady put a curse on this guy when he was eleven years old...at least that is according to Benny Hinn. Come on, Hinn...you gotta come up with some better story lines than this. Rob Zombie writes better movie scripts than you write sermons for the stage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RlRe_RlNUE
The puzzle coming together? The only puzzle is why people continue to come together to listen to the lies falling from your lips, Benny. The Antichrist has GOT to be alive somewhere? You sound like you were a member of the team looking for the WMDs that Bush swore were real, right? Those WMDs have GOT to be somewhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsiwu6WSrvk
Thank goodness there are people who see this guy for the lying douche he is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrSjyIaGsn8
I applaud this lady for having the guts to post a video saying she was taken by Benny Hinn. It takes a lot to admit you believed a lie to be the truth. You have some real guts, Ma'm.

Fruit of a Good Tree?
So, in the Bible it says you will know whether or not a tree is good by the fruit it produces. Well, take a big bite of these fruits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=677rTfPNBdE
Bad fruit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMlumkyQ9OQ
Hilarious video about this bad fruit known as Benny Hinn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlNTALOChRc
Here is a little background on the planting of the seed that led to the tree bringing forth bad fruit and the effects of that bad fruit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KgDSDkUcVk
What is it with preachers and women? He isn't even good looking...not even close. Paula should work on her excuses and explanations a little more, or maybe hire someone more experience in writing such.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS1d3ZhcZ2A
What a total ass. You poor, poor man. You sure do make it sound like you did nothing wrong. Typical. So ever-loving typical. No biblical grounds for divorcing you? Right. How about legal grounds?

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Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson: Showing the Love of God

     Pat Robertson is a man of considerable education, a man who is supposed to be a representative of a God...THE God...that consists of all things great and wonderful and beautiful and loving and holy. However, listening to some of the crap this guy says you wouldn't think you were listening to a representative of the greatest love of the universe. His comments are often filled with prejudice, hate, and requests for divine judgment on those who do not measure up to Robertson's little world of spiritual delusion.

     Before you go and devote yourself to a spiritual cause that has consistently been shown to be detrimental to humankind take a look at these clips and listen to what this asshole has to say about what he holds to be just and true in the universe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKiYEXmdR0U

This clip is Robertson's plug against adopting children. What a total douche.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKiYEXmdR0U

Here is Robertson confusing people not wanting to hear his bullshit on religion with some kind of infringement on his right to practice the religion of his choice. Pat does not seem to understand that his freedom of religion does not translate to having authority to treat people poorly if they do not believe and live in the manner that his faith decrees, or that he can take the rules of his delusional faith and expect all others to apply such to their own lives. Stuff it, Pat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZnPYfpp4gI

Here we go again with Robertson demanding that people live according to the rules of his asshole God.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O39c1BpVgLc

Pat Robertson endorses wife beating.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zkaQXHSjug

Nothing like using a national tragedy to promote your view of God and salvation and right and wrong. If you are lucky, you will be able to make it sound like all of the people who DON'T believe in the poppycock of the Bible are to be blamed for such tragedy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgL8FDUtkWQ

Pat Robertson enlightens the world on why Islam is not a religion. Moron.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIsYwEMKyCM

Here is Robertson's claim that Haiti made a pact with the devil eons ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Lg6aUZykw

Robertson smokes crack for breakfast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1c8-a-OaNk

Maybe the reason Robertson says so much crazy stuff is because he has dementia. This guy is so secure in his belief that he is right and everyone else is wrong that he truly thinks it is his duty to spout the bullshit that he spouts. You just gotta listen to the things he predicts for America since all of America does not believe in the manner that he does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmajIp0YZMw

Another stupidity driven statement escapes from Robertson's mouth. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWyM4uJ4bJ4

Why do marriages suffer? According to Robertson it is because of ugly wives.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHjPjWL_kU

Holy Jesus this is freaking funny!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afSM0ZUFZX8

Move over doppler radar, we have Robertson praying!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1fVeGRdn-A

Pat Robertson as a modern-day Van Helsing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taLwB0v0GjM

Is this old windbag for real?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK9XFdlR81c

Oh wow. Wow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svz4IadLtOc

Pat Robertson needs a mental enema.



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