Showing posts with label Robertson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robertson. Show all posts

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Jesus Told Me to Tell You to Give Me Money...

This is Really Interesting:
Men of God Tell You Messages Direct from Jesus and Have the Power to Sell You Miracles!


Here is the typical religious charlatan who is absolutely shameless in making claims he has no business claiming. You know, if people simply believe a God that you preach to be true they sure don't need you for freaking miracles or cloths. All they would need would be the reality of the truth of love of God...not you.

What is this happy horseshit? People actually fall for this crap, too. That is the really sad part. If God is as powerful as you say He is then people don't need the goddamn cloth or covering. Benny Hinn you are a loser, a liar, a charlatan, a person who preys on the spiritually weak who are seeking hope and love.

I don't see how people buy into this jerks claims. He is such a sham! He can't even muster good enough acting talent to actually come across as genuine as he tries to sound holy quoting scripture.

Dude, I don't feel anything but peels of laughter watching your bullshit broadcast.

Yubba dubba shabba dabba doo...someone with smelly feet finds the miracle of soap. Zabba dabba...I curse the halitosis! Someone's bad breath from smoking is being healed right now...Jesus is reaching into your purse right now and removing the cigarettes and replacing them with Tictacs...

Look, if God wants to give someone a 'miracle home' as you so put it, He will do so without needing the efforts of a shyster pouncing about on a stage and trying to shove Jesus down throats for a freaking dollar.

Sure Jesus still heals the sick and performs miracles. Give the the key of 'B' please (for 'Bullshit'). I doubt that the supposed ultimate in power of the entire universe would pick a loser preacher from Louisiana who bedded a prostitute (more than once, folks) as a vessel for dispensing the truth and power of God.

This blonde pixie is saying some hilarious stuff! Hah! Pick up the phone and tell this bitch she is not going to get her tiny little hands on your money. Your faith has nothing to do with your money in her pocket.

This is a plug for why total alcoholics SHOULD NOT become preachers. Did this lady drive to services that morning? Angels smiling at her and asking her if she wanted wine? WTF? Were they riding pink elephants?

Use this special little cloth and you too can be healed from infirmities that medical science has not even found cures to as of yet. For all we know it just may cure pain in childbirth.

Miracle manna? Now I really have seen it all. What a croc of shit. Did you hear the part about instructions?

Two douchebags practice their creative writing and creative interpretation techniques for all to see. How in the world people can consistently fall for this bull and crap is frightening. It is not faith. It is fraud.

Peter Popoff pops off more lies. Business as usual for this freak and his cronies. 







Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson: Showing the Love of God

     Pat Robertson is a man of considerable education, a man who is supposed to be a representative of a God...THE God...that consists of all things great and wonderful and beautiful and loving and holy. However, listening to some of the crap this guy says you wouldn't think you were listening to a representative of the greatest love of the universe. His comments are often filled with prejudice, hate, and requests for divine judgment on those who do not measure up to Robertson's little world of spiritual delusion.

     Before you go and devote yourself to a spiritual cause that has consistently been shown to be detrimental to humankind take a look at these clips and listen to what this asshole has to say about what he holds to be just and true in the universe.

This clip is Robertson's plug against adopting children. What a total douche.

Here is Robertson confusing people not wanting to hear his bullshit on religion with some kind of infringement on his right to practice the religion of his choice. Pat does not seem to understand that his freedom of religion does not translate to having authority to treat people poorly if they do not believe and live in the manner that his faith decrees, or that he can take the rules of his delusional faith and expect all others to apply such to their own lives. Stuff it, Pat.

Here we go again with Robertson demanding that people live according to the rules of his asshole God.

Pat Robertson endorses wife beating.

Nothing like using a national tragedy to promote your view of God and salvation and right and wrong. If you are lucky, you will be able to make it sound like all of the people who DON'T believe in the poppycock of the Bible are to be blamed for such tragedy.

Pat Robertson enlightens the world on why Islam is not a religion. Moron.

Here is Robertson's claim that Haiti made a pact with the devil eons ago.

Robertson smokes crack for breakfast.

Maybe the reason Robertson says so much crazy stuff is because he has dementia. This guy is so secure in his belief that he is right and everyone else is wrong that he truly thinks it is his duty to spout the bullshit that he spouts. You just gotta listen to the things he predicts for America since all of America does not believe in the manner that he does.

Another stupidity driven statement escapes from Robertson's mouth. 

Why do marriages suffer? According to Robertson it is because of ugly wives.

Holy Jesus this is freaking funny!!

Move over doppler radar, we have Robertson praying!

Pat Robertson as a modern-day Van Helsing.

Is this old windbag for real?

Oh wow. Wow.