Say what you want so long as you are speaking for God?

It is utterly amazing the mountain of bullshit that some people are ready and willing to spew forth in the process of claiming to be speaking for God. 

Don't let prison salvation happen to you. If you know anyone currently in prison immediately contact them and tell them to stay away from the 'Good Book'. Of course, this is an example of religion gone really REALLY wrong, and not all believers are like this; thank God for small favors, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBu5ZELUeEY


Oh...my...God. Here is a fine example of of a person using their faith to perpetuate their prejudice. Sooo...interracial marriage is a defiance of God's law? I think it is very interesting how some believers really go the distance to pick and choose which of God's laws they should or should not follow. If God's word is true why don't they follow them all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NqyM8WD_-U


What the hell happened to the message of love and prosperity and happiness and giving? Matthew 19:21, Luke 18:22, Mark 10:21, Proverbs 28:27, Luke 14:13, Luke 11:41 are just a few verses that discuss giving to the poor. Does this man know this? Does he know that Mark 14:7 says the poor will always be with you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aasMbwKFtes


Ahhh, Cindy Jacobs. You gotta YouTube this woman and watch a couple of her videos to get a real, true feel for her spiritual and mental apoplexy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwdwRejkHlQ


Apparently, God has it out for the state of Maryland. Why is this woman screaming while she is giving her supposed message? Is the screaming supposed to make her more credible that she is speaking for God?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1bTFwNAPm4


Here we find out that God has anointed the state of Alabama for the purpose of reversing the liberal judicial decisions in these here United States of America. And why has our judicial system made such liberal decisions in the first place? It turns out that good 'ole Satan contaminated the justice system as part of a dastardly scheme to foil the plans of God Almighty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hzbVlQp6Js


Jesus Christ! I am so freaking tired of hearing about some grand poo-bah judgment on America. Just shut the hell up...please. Our problems as a nation and a people have nothing to do with some divine being meeting out punishment. We have problems because we are human and need to work harder at finding solutions to the problems. It has absolutely DICK to do with God or Jesus or Satan or anything even remotely similar to such hogwash. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_rjKxuJzTM


The hateful rhetoric that consistently flows forth from John Hagee's mouth is a fine example of why many people are so anti-religion. Does Hagee know that if he wants to convert more people to Christ that this kind of behavior and speaking is not conducive to adding to the flock of Jesus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYF1O2_mMLY



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Yay!! Pat Robertson strikes AGAIN! Boo-YAH!!

Pat Robertson is a whole bunch of bricks short of the full chimney. But, hey, on the good side he does consistently offer up to the world and all of humanity a hearty flow of religious bullshit that is sure to tickle your funny bone and bring a full smile to your face. Thank GOD Pat never made it very far in politics.


Here, Pat Robertson suggests his theory of what could have happened to a plane...and then he adds...well, just watch it. He gets totally random and it is hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgJNb6u3t0Q


Awww...Pat reminisces the good old times in the Bible where gays could be stoned. He sounds genuinely sorry that times have changed so very much. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rco5mMC9um8


Pat LIES about Muslim politicians in this country, and for a little extra umph to his nonsensical ramblings he adds that the American ideal of separation of church and state have gone way out of bounds. Way out of bounds? You mean way out of the boundaries that some Christians would set?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA5taAM25ik


Some of the lies that fly from Pat's mouth are so very out-of-this-world stupid that you have to wonder how it is that so many people lend this fellow any credibility whatsoever. A DEAD person brought back to life by prayer? Promising people their dead children may be restored to them? I think somebody spiked his apple juice. That, or Pat is smoking schwag. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6foV3WObSk


Here, Pat outdoes himself by making a statement so dumbfounding you are left thinking if what you just heard was really what was said. How in the fuckey-doo this cretin correlates Atheism with rape is beyond all sense, common or otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ZDplL7MVw


How very sweet. Pat defends the murderous actions of God. And don't you just love his assertion that bad, terrible people procreate and produce more bad people? There are plenty of bad people in this world who came from good parents. Likewise, there are plenty of good people who came from bad parents. Do you think Pat knows this? Does he have the capacity to understand this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izeWVzCw6gA


Here, Dr. Pat Robertson asserts that the cause of a woman's reoccurring cancer is the animosity between the woman and her father.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CokctlM618M


Pat relays what God told him would happen in 2014. Notice how generalized his statements are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euEeYsBlyCk


Sooo...scientific studies on global warming are really part of a huge hoax to make billions of dollars? Say what? 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdpBR34Ufis


Wow. Pat says there ARE some things that you should keep from your spouse. Been with a transsexual? Pat says to keep your mouth shut. Hah!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEL_7VjoSUU


Whew! Good thing we have Pat to tell us that nudity is not wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8WIaEoA_98


Pat totally bags on Creationism. Maybe there is hope for him after all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUm5Ej8TyGY


Sooo...watching scary movies can open a person up to being inundated/possessed by demons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPNhkuzw2-8


Astronomer Pat Robertson shares with the world that an asteroid hitting the earth would fulfill prophecies made by Jesus Christ. Oh, and he wrote a book about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTdoZBTIdSI


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Nostradamus and Christianity and a Convergence of Prophecy: Part II

Always on the Edge of Their Seats

Did Nostradamus have visions and hear voices? Who cares, right? Lots of people have visions and hear voices...and many of them are mentally unstable or flat out have severe psychological disorders. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwMLrhFffIo

Oh, look! More predictions. Do you think this is because all of the predictions of the past that the world was going to end in 2011, 2012, and 2013 didn't work out?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSWPY21PH4A


If you really want to learn prophecy the best approach to take is to learn how to lie. Lie out of your ass. Lie as big as you can and as ridiculously as you can and maybe, just maybe, some poor sap or group of poor religious saps will believe you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXlZXzO10wE


Did God send Nostradamus? Rrriiiiggghhhttt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcyMgej1yFU&list=PLD7DB8F5CD3162571&index=1


Hahaha!! Oh my dear lord! Somebody is smoking loads of crack! Listen to what this woman says...really try to listen to the entire message because it is a hoot. Who is our real father, brothers and sisters? Hah! This lady must have been a door bell in her past life because she is a total ding dong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfkoAwhJRBE


More people on crack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q34y5E_vPX0


Ahhh...isn't this nice? What do you get when you mix Christianity and Nostradamus? Crack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONAlhZbqS44


Adam welcomes people into hell? I am not sure what to say about that. Interesting. What is with the wheel? Why not use a pentagram or obelisk or even a rhomboid? Hhahaaaa!!! Good stuff. There are alien ships all over the place? The New Jerusalem is made out of massive pillars and pearls twelve feet wide that are brought down by spaceships? Say what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk0ulNSZXbo


Wow. People can't seem to agree on much when it comes to the Bible, God, and Nostradamus. What does God have for us to know? I would say not much since so many people who claim to have that direct line to God all have something different to say. Maybe God is doing His Tower of Babel thing again and totally confusing the fuck out of people, hummm?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7MZVcz4Amw


This is cherry. Nostradamus was a born-again Christian infused and filled with the Holy Spirit? You have got to be kidding me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE4HhBdcoxQ



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Texe Marrs

One Fell Out of the Cuckoo's Nest

Ahh, Texe Marrs. This guy is one of the more entertaining religious conspiracy theorists, although the so-called information that he presents more often than not makes no goddamn sense whatsoever. I get the feeling that he does not fully investigate much of what he presents but rather investigates only until he finds the information or explanation that he wants. I bet he is one of those guys who, upon finding a lack of information as to whatever it is he is trying to claim, says, "See, they are trying to keep the truth from us." Whatever. On to the videos.

Oh LORD! Isn't this hilarious? The Pope doesn't have a plan for freaking global domination, geeze. The Pope hardly has the energy and physical capability to shuffle out onto his little patio to pray over the gathered masses. I think that Texe Marrs does whatever he can to make up as much crazy shit as possible. Maybe he is lonely and simply wants the attention?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2fs8s8sFQM

Planet X? Have you lost your fucking mind? Texe Marrs, you are just another run-of-the-mill, wacko believer who is trying to make a buck by mixing religion and psychopathic babble.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUW4_2skpQQ

People must have read his stuff not for content, but out of sheer, morbid curiosity. Here we have Mr. Marrs rambling some uber crazy shit about WWII and what REALLY happened at the close of that war. This guy has no shame as he does far more than simply twist a few facts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38TTqetcMcY

Hhaahhaaa!!! A JEWISH led Illuminati? WHAT...THE...HELL?! Hah!!! Marrs, you need to work a little bit harder at coming up with decent stories. Really? The Jewish Illuminati? Are you high? That is just as stupid as the Amish Mafia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icgP7DpaNxU

You scared little puddy tats and your charges of witchcraft and sorcery. Please. You don't really think that Madonna gives a damn about anything you have to say, do you? Maybe you are just a little jealous of her success and notoriety? Could be. And while you sit there and denounce the evils of magic and witchcraft maybe someone ought to remind you of the magic and witchcraft in your very own Bible. You cannot have your cake and eat it too, assholes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b6mKftYt_U

You are a psychopath, Marrs. Say, is the female voice in this recording that of Jack VamImp's wife...what is her name...uhmmm...sounds like a pharmacy name, or something. REXELLA!! That is her name. Is that her voice?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djMjKaK5xQ0

The cauldron of Abaddon? Sounds like the title to one of those scary movies you find in the big bins for a buck. The pharisees from the time of Jesus are alive today? Say WHAT?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zcvujkKz4Y

Rrriiggghhhhtttt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZUhzWQ95dw

Sure. Devils are everywhere and one of them has the name of Texe Marrs. Whatever. These people (folks like Marrs) live for fear. They need fear and they want fear, and they will take ANY snippet of information and twist it into some grand story that will supposedly back up their delusional religious and political claims.

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Ken Ham

Man Whose Mental Chain is Missing Links

Ken Ham is a man with no shame, a man who will lie about proven facts and who HAS lied about such, a man who regularly makes bombastic religious claims, and a man who, despite his irritating stupidity, captures the attention of those who simply must watch this man stumble through existence out of sheer morbid curiosity.

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What do we have here but Mr. Ham providing children with one of the more stupid arguments presented by creationists: Would you believe that this building just happened, or that someone designed it? Someone DID design this building and we know for a fact that it did not materialize out of an explosion. Therefore, man and the universe did not emerge from an explosion, but had an intelligent Creator.

This is nowhere near a valid argument especially when you consider that God 'poofing' everything into existence in six days (remember, the Divine Contractor made everything in 6 days, not 7; He rested on the 7th day) provides absolutely ZERO competition for the theories that this universe and everything in it developed over billions and billions and billions and b-zillions of years. And don't forget to see that Ham is using the existence of an inanimate object to try to rationalize how animate objects (people, animals, plants) came to be. Stupid.

But hey, this is great, right? I mean, here we have a man teaching children to ignore instruction and common sense, rational thinking. Don't listen to what science has to say, listen to what God has to say. Of course, God isn't saying a goddamn thing since He does not exist. Some guy who fervently claims God exists says to believe in God rather than what science has to say. And people wonder why we have some of the social issues that we have.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJKBCIWh6XA

Okay, here in this video Mr. Ham would like for you to believe that a spiritual dead-ness is spreading all over the planet, and in areas like England this so-called dead-ness has already taken great hold of society. Then he uses the story line found in a newspaper where some jihadist freak wants to see the flag of Allah flying in Great Britain to try to back up this impending religious doom he is trying very hard to build up in the viewer's mind.

The purposeful misuse of the article as some kind of proof as to the mental state of societies and cultures around the world is flippant and worthy of nothing more than contempt. Also, Mr. Ham can vilify other faiths all he wants but that will never take away from the disgusting traits held within Christianity. EVERY religion has its problem, sometimes HUGE problems and Christianity is most certainly not immune from critical analysis. Trying to make rival religions appear horrible in an effort to make Christianity look better or more appealing should be the first clue to the searching soul to continue their search lest they become mired in the stupidity and wickedness of many religions...including Christianity.

Mr. Ham goes on to comment about the practices of Islam that he tries very hard to make sound intolerable and cruel and mean. Maybe someone should remind him of some of the instructions given by His God in the Bible that he holds as truth. The Bible instructs the stoning of children who disobey their parents, states that if a man rapes a woman he may marry her (she has ZERO choice in the matter), instructs God's people to put to death anyone working on the Sabbath...and on and on and on stupid and senseless instructions fill the text of the Bible.

Oh, but maybe Mr. Ham would say that is all OLD Testament and not NEW Testament which is God's NEW covenant with man. Really? So...I guess the words of God DO fade just like the flowers and the grass, because if God felt the need for a new covenant doesn't that by nature negate the old covenant? Why is there a new covenant if the words of God stand forever and never fade? How is your faith any more valid than another?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0NZ2eI_Nb4

I love this clip. Totally hilarious! Ham keeps asking questions that leave lots of room for pointing out the fallacies in his thinking and religious claims, or he makes claims that are flatly contrary to what modern science can prove...and in some case is contrary to what his own Bible says. Huh. Forget what happened to the dinosaurs, what happened to Ken Ham's brain?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QqrvxHJEHs

This video is excellent and does a good job in going point by point in dissecting the claims of Ken Ham in relation to Bill Nye and statements made by Bill Nye, the manner in which Ham deliberately distorts remarks by Bill Nye, and the absurd 'scientific' connections that Ham tries to make but fails miserably in doing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCt3xi9hzIc

Sooooo...there are actually several things going on in this video. Here, Mr. Ham tries to prove that the Christian faith/Bible are not racist by using Rahab as an example. He asserts that Rahab was not killed because she believed in the one true God. Ken Ham and every other Christian throughout the history of Christianity can try all they want to make this claim, but there is ample proof that this entire story is bullshit, so much so that more than just a few scholars agree that this is the case.

But never mind the assertion that this story may be allegorical, right? Let's look at WHY Rahab was spared. Did she do it because she loved the Hebrew God? Nope. Joshua 6:25 says, "But Joshua spared Rahab the prostitute, with her family and all who belonged to her, because she hid the men Joshua had sent as spies to Jericho-and she lives among the Israelites to this day."

Seems to me that the verse clearly indicates WHY Rahab and her family were spared and it has jack shit to do with believing in or loving the Hebrew God. Perhaps you will point out Rahab's own statements in Joshua chapter two. The only things Rahab makes clear in chapter two is that she is frightened, in fact the entire city is frightened about the Israelites coming to destroy them. Rahab makes the comment that God is in the heavens above and the earth below, but that is not an admission of belief in God, and neither is it a statement of love for God. 

Hebrews 11:31 says, "By faith the prostitute Rahab, because she welcomed the spies, was not killed with those who were disobedient." This is not an affirmation of Rahab's faith in God, but rather is indicative of Rahab's belief, her faith that if she helped the spies they would stay true to their word/promise to her and not harm her or her family.

Ham goes on to say that Rahab is a descendant of Ham (one of Noah's sons) and married an Israelite and because of that she is in the line of Christ. Okay. Rahab may have married an Israelite but that does not automatically change her genealogy to be in the line of Christ. Again, she is NOT automatically or by default in the line of Christ by marrying an Israelite. She must be from the proper lineage.

So sorry to pop your bubble Mr. Ham, but Rahab was NOT from the line of Ham. She was from the line of Shem. Where do you get your information that Rahab is a descendant of Ham? The Bible clearly states she is a descendant of Shem and not Ham. If Rahab descends from Ham she is NOT in the lineage of Christ. Period. End of story.

Also, in this video Ken Ham tries to use the story of Rahab to assert that the intended message of the story is that before people get married they best be sure to verify that they both believe in the same God. Oh, and that God must be the Hebrew God. Seriously?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA3pH0UghsM

Well, what have we here but a shameless threat intended to strike fear in the hearts of parents who wish to prevent their children from going to hell. Be afraid, be VERY afraid for more and more children in Christian families are going to college in the course of their educational pursuits only to have that education damage their faith or revoke their belief in God in its entirety.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEEqQkNLVZA

This video is deliciously funny. Answers with Ken Ham? Forget that. It should be called Bullshit with Ken Ham. Mr. Ham also makes the comment that the message of salvation in the Bible is the "Good News." This is preposterous. A message that boils down to Believe-This-Way-Or-Die is nowhere close to being considered in the running for what constitutes good news.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uW0XD0PrBI

Haahaa!! This is just too good to leave out of this post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sALSFuquyAU

Ken Ham is asking for people to pray for America. That's nice. Really. While I take no joy in being a stick-in-the-mud here (who am I kidding? I love it) I must point out that prayer will do dick for America. Know why? There is no action in prayer. God will not make the United States better as part of some heavenly program where the harder people pray the more likely there will be divine intervention. Nope. If Americans want to make America better they will find ways to do so and actually do those things. Helping the homeless and abused, treating people with respect instead of contempt, practicing tolerance for those who think and believe different faiths or no faith at all, being kind and compassionate, expressing appreciation for life and love and humanity...I could go all day with this, right?

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What is Wrong with these People?

Sometimes You Know They are a Nut

Powers of darkness are over the nations? Powers of darkness are being dethroned? What the hell is this lady talking about? Darkness being pierced and the heavens being ripped? Lady...get off of the decaf...seriously. The darkness of humanism and atheism? What?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMBltHILNBI&list=PL9DCCD58C2CDE9C20

So this charlatan picked up a lady's foot that had been severed by being run over by a car and restored it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uyIt__v_60&list=PL9DCCD58C2CDE9C20

Wow! Some people are so freaking far out there that you just have to listen to them out of pure morbid curiosity. This guy goes from lamb and pussy cat to weirdo in about minus three seconds. NICE. Animals can be demon possessed too, huh? That might explain these two little crazy orange kitties we had when we were kids. I swear those cats WERE possessed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwU5bXQMniE&list=PL9DCCD58C2CDE9C20

HHHaaahAAHAA!!!! Oh Jesus, this is good stuff!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pQqvkqMGhs&list=PL9DCCD58C2CDE9C20

Holy shit! Listen to what this guy says about the new flag for the Obama campaign. What is he talking about streaks of blood and a Satanic rendering of the American flag? The Illuminati and the All-Seeing Eye? 666? Dude, you are drinking Draino and living under power lines. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiwCNnbelZg&list=PL9DCCD58C2CDE9C20

Oh suuuuurrrreeeee. Someone's child dies and you JUST NOW raised them from the dead. And of course you saw something like that happen in Pakistan and not the United States, right? Because if something like that really and truly happened here that would be ALL OVER the news and you would have converts galore. But NO. You don't, do ya? Because you are freaking fake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UK1_uoIfo&list=PL9DCCD58C2CDE9C20

So, are these people just bored and have nothing better to do than get themselves worked up into thinking they are experiencing some divine revelation or expression of divine power? What the hell?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRq5RDX5Eus&list=PL9DCCD58C2CDE9C20

This woman has so many screws loose I am surprised she is still walking around in one piece. And NO. Your Creator does NOT have any right whatsoever to run this government or anything even remotely related to it. And while much of our laws DO come from English common law that had NOTHING to do with the goddamn Bible, so shut your lying trap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LSqlwx4d_A&list=PL9DCCD58C2CDE9C20

Haahaaaha!!! This is hilariously stupid. Oh, geeze! Because of President Clinton kids started having oral sex parties? You are seriously twisted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZI8V8iWkhs&list=PL9DCCD58C2CDE9C20

What in the world is going on in this video here? Indigestion? Delusion? Spiritual poisoning? All of the above? Is he trying to talk or trying to have a bowel movement?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvCD1M9u2Tg&list=PL9DCCD58C2CDE9C20

Oh yes. Yes. Eventually I will have a lovely blog on our psychopathic pal Bryan Fischer. This guy is too good to pass up doing a blog on. He is like an especially delusional version of Rush Limbaugh...only he is about a hundred and fifty pounds lighter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QFCVAw6Ca8&list=PL9DCCD58C2CDE9C20

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Cindy Jacobs

A Higher Level of Lies and Craziness

Okay, so this lady hangs out with a gang called "The Apostolic Council of Prophetic Elders" which actually sounds about as credible as the "Legion of Doom."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeAGJQ6zDpk

Ahhh, here we have the amazing Ms. Jacobs revealing that if you are of Native American heritage that you should probably repent and renounce the evil things she is talking about. Hah! Where is she getting her information? I can tell you that there is wonderful and beautiful diversity among the Native Americans in every facet of their heritage. To so carelessly lump them into one group is pure stupidity and indicative of the amazing depth of idiocy of what people like Ms. Jacobs believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9YP0tK7Buw

This psycho woman is trying to say that the repeal of DADT resulted in a bunch of black birds dying. Now I ask you, Ms. Jacobs, what kind of a twisted fuck is it that you worship who would kill off nature in mass numbers...animals who have zero clue about the politics of man...as a warning or threat to man of what might happen if he doesn't shape up and do what God wants?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V17WGTvPHGg

First of all, you dumb asses are taking what the article said WAY out of context. Second of all, sin has absolutely DICK to do with the friggin' weather. Lastly, you stupid people sit there and spout off that Christians are not affected by such things and that they can even control the weather...uhmmm...are you NOT aware of the weather patterns that hit the Midwest every freaking year? You DO know these areas are filled with largely Bible-believing populations, right? That weather has zero to do with religion or what anyone believes and everything to do with the function of this planet. Ninnies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNaetBsNWeE

So...the LORD is going to begin peeling off the layers of deceptive people on this planet? Thank GOD! You know what that means, right? All the freaking preachers go first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgM6do4JpFs

Ohhh, so your food magically multiplied when your kids brought friends over. Lady, the only things that multiply with you are your lies. And you know what else? If your shoes lasted longer than usual it had nothing to do with God, you idiot, and everything to do with you simply taking care of your goddamn shoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NYOQ3YT3sY

You fed three thousand people from a few loaves of bread. You...are SO...FULL OF SHIT you should be ashamed of yourself. But, I know such is far too much to ask of you. Too bad there is not really a hell because if there was you, Cindy Jacobs, would definitely be going there. You are a bad person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7iGGxquR3c

This woman is freaking psychotic. She says she cured insanity through her prayer and binding of evil heebie-jeebies making some lady insane. If that is the case I strongly suggest Ms. Jacobs pray over herself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHYbrs2mIJY

This stupid bitch has no shame whatsoever.
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John Benefiel

Is This Guy For Real?

Sooooo...this voon-der-bar man of God wants you to believe that the Statue of Liberty is symbolic of a demon (or is it demoness) and NOT symbolic of LIBERTY. Uhmmm...somehow I get the feeling there is a huge percentage of the 300 million plus population of the United States that would heartily disagree. I am one of them. For me, that Statue of Liberty in the harbor in New York is symbolic of something amazing and special and cherished in this nation...LIBERTY...and has absolutely dick to do with anykind of demonology. But if Mr. Benefiel wishes to voice his opinion of what it stands for that is his LIBERTY. He really should remember that. I am one of the many who have fought for and maintained that liberty. Don't crap on that, Mr. Benefiel. Don't you dare. This country has far more to do with LIBERTY than your God.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd74y4hvdhs

Okayyyy...you are not against homosexuals BUT you are against homosexuality. You DO see the problem with that statement, right? And what the hell are you talking about homosexuality being a great way to control the population? Homosexuality is a plot by the Illuminati to control the population and get rid of folks like you? Say WHAT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDDKdYUkF64

Oh my dear Lord! This is hilariously wonderful!! Buddy...what the hell are you smoking? TELL ME!! I want to be sure to AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdA4xfjx_gg

You and a group of fellow nut-jobs went to the Lincoln Memorial to issue a Baal Divorce Decree? Haahahahhaaa!!! Sure. And Margret Thatcher went to Parliament to issue a Decree Repealing the United States Declaration of Independence. Then...in an act of magic (and it should be defined as such considering the lunacy of your claim) an earthquake was a signal of an answer to your problems? You are a psychopath, Mr. Benefiel. Whatever, man. Whatever. You are obviously lost deep...DEEP in your special world of religion. You and your mentally suffering sheep enjoy your delusions by yourselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aLj0dx6jD4

So, you are saying that under certain circumstances a demon named Baal may have a LEGAL RIGHT to operate in someone's life? Hah!! Your delusions just keep stacking higher and higher. Come ON! Do you  know how goddamn stupid and ridiculous you sound? Oh, that is right...you don't care because you are doing GOD'S work. Whatever. Once again, whatever. Don't lose that confidence because you will need it to carry you through your life as you wait for the demented predictions of your faith and your Bible to actually happen. Oh, and they won't. I think you are looney, but I don't want you caught unawares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFAhDLBUqNM

The Native Americans and their revival is key to your God doing what? Where the hell are you getting this information? Who is magically interpreting these decrees to you? What is wrong with you? I grew up totally steeped in Christianity and never once did we ever learn anything having anything to do with Christianity and the Native Americans with the exception of the ridiculous belief in MANIFEST DESTINY which by the way allowed for the decimation of Native lands and people and culture. I am Native American and I can tell you FOR SURE that I want absolutely NOTHING to do with your God or you or your Bible. Stuff it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT0ekWNUjL8

What is it with this seriously stupid idea that in order to have real, true forgiveness...something must die. Not only that...but whatever dies...there must be a smattering of the blood. Oh, and it must be the blood of the innocent. Yep. That is how all of humanity is saved from all the wickedness in the universe...KILL SOMETHING INNOCENT and sprinkle its blood hither and thither. Retarded.
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Ann Coulter

She Who Suffers From SBS (Stupid Bitch Syndrome)

What the hell is this hooker talking about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJfGmaDrXJQ

Holy shit. Holy...holy...shit. This woman is a person? And she claims to be CHRISTIAN? Ann Coulter, you do absolutely nothing to help your faith or your cause.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwX0K5tde9U

Ann...you stupid bitch...the American Revolution was NOT a revolution of Christians. Please, oh PLEASE, go to the library and grab a stack of U.S. History books and start reading. Please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DZGEZYu9Fs

This woman is the female version of Glenn Beck. Much like Beck often does Coulter makes a terrible habit of saying off-the-wall shit and making up facts without even taking the smallest glance at what the facts are and what the evidence is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJGi110hIzQ

According to Ann Coulter if Obama is re-elected that will be the end of America and wealth. Not only that, but the base of the democratic party is stupid single females who do not have a man to provide for them so they are looking to the government to provide the role of the missing man in their life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JYdDO5uPB0

Oh Jesus, this is funny!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTq2uel1gC0

Whoopi Goldberg is totally awesome. I love the part where she asks Ann Coulter what Ann knows about being black. Outstanding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYDW2Pgd6a4

This woman is a horrible person. Listen to what she says about other races (very racist) and then listen to how she either tries to make a joke or a spoof out of it, or how she denies saying such things altogether.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmxyFj7fOk

Ann Coulter has absolutely ZERO grounds on which to base her ravings against single mothers. She takes the statistics and twists them into meanings and categories to which they do not and should not apply. While she states a statistic that notes many of the criminals in prison were raised by a single parent (usually a single MOTHER) she is taking that information and applying it to the entire group of single mothers without properly considering any other factors.
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Kenneth Hagin

Fossil Claims to be 'Drunk' with God

     Okay. So, before we get to the video where Methuselah here claims to be exhibiting behavior that indicates he is drunk with God (possibly one of THE stupidest claims in the history of people making stupid claims) we will first take a peek at a few examples of the ridiculousness that seems to plague so many of those slaves, I mean servants of the gospel as they try to convince others to convert.
     What better way to convert people than to conjure up some half-baked story of how you had some experience where you left your body and went to hell. Some people are convinced by these dreams, experiences, or whatever it is you call them. Of course, there are stories where people say they go to heaven and then come back. For some that is a much better story to listen to in order to convert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67E0uWqjLYc

     Here is one of the examples where this old codger tries to validate his claim that laughing and acting a fool is recommended in the Bible. Total turd. What is particularly annoying is how he keeps repeating repeating repeating the same goddamn words over and over. Then he adds in a sprinkle of speaking in tongues. So hard to believe that people fall for this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vUuL4oR-CI

     What the fuck language is this old windbag supposed to be speaking? Engalama-kante-see? Ha-ha-ha-echo-rene-maya? What a giant load of shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lela0pSgKqY

     This is hilarious. Hagin says that when he gets a certain signal from God he knows that God is going to do things through him. So what is this signal? Is it something like the mayor of Gotham City used when he needed Batman? Is it by telegram or Pony Express? And how do you like the little skit here where this asshole supposedly lengthens the leg of a man? He would have been all over Time and People if he ever did such a miraculous thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rBMUlaK5mk

     Here is a rambling prayer so long that you have ample time to run home, make dinner, do the dishes, take a nap, and then meander back to church in time to hear this fraud pray the words of ding-dong-bong-bing-bang-cho-chee-cha-mah towards the end of his prayer. His moments of supposedly speaking in tongues is pure idiocy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLjyUeFZc5g

     SOOOOO STUPID! There really isn't much more to say than so mother fucking stupid. The more you watch crap like this the more you come to believe that people who believe this shit can bail themselves out of their own prison of religion. They were stupid enough to believe it, so they can be bright enough to to stop believing it and revert to the real fucking world. Listen to these people whooping and cheering like little girls at a Justin Beiber concert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyACodY0hek

     This is hilarious. This supposed prophecy by Hagin sounds suspiciously like something that seer of seers Nostradamus would say. Meaning, it is severely ambiguous and contains just enough of the right words to make people think it is being specific. Retards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_k0KPTzQ1o


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Dayna Muldoon

Curse Me Kilts it's Another Lying Thief!

     It has been a while, a least since Tammy Faye Baker, that we have seen such a morbidly fascinating female preacher such as Dayna Muldoon. If I were Dayna Muldoon (which praise God I am not) I would get some acting lessons or something.

     Oh my dear sweet Jesus. This woman cannot sing for shit, or rap, or whatever it is she is trying to do. A miserable fail in its entirety. Her campy, made-up lyrics only make things worse. If it were not for the fact that she is a shyster preacher I would say for her not to quit her day job, cause she sure as hell can't make it in music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHSE60vojr0

     Listen to what this spiritual hooker is saying and how she is saying it. Her vocal inflections are completely lacking in anything remotely genuine. In some ways she sounds like an educated person trying desperately to sound like the poor broke people from the hood. What do you know, a spiritual version of Vanilla Ice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD1XCava-gk

     Where did pastor Dayna find this guy? Wherever she found him I think he is a stand in and the original guy chickened out. Look at the guys sleeves...they are rolled, and not just a little bit. And what the hell is she talking about some "band" being cut and broken? Is she referring to the stomach band put in to prevent eating too much? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQM5a_WgMSE

     This woman's lack of melodious talent is deliciously hilarious! She needs to fire her song writer, or if she does not have one she should hire one because she herself is totally failing in her own efforts. Someone needs to tell her she is NOT Whitney Huston or the gospel singing Wynans. If her God heals she should request He heal her busted ass singing voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra0e5MDaFXw

     This is SO amazing! I absolutely LOVE IT! This priestess of the False-High God is pushed from her high horse as another preacher exposes her in front of everyone. Watch her reaction as it is rather interesting. It really takes her several moments to really get the clue that her ass has been punked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx0x15QC2ds

     This man is trying to ask the attendees of one of pastor Dayna's gathering what they think of her claims of healing and all that fun mumbo-jumbo. They seem fairly willing to answer and respond to his inquiries, but then some douche who is very likely working for Muldoon arrives on the scene and tries to break up the party. If Muldoon was so truthful and truly blessed by the powers of God, why didn't the staff let the questioning man in and prove to him they were not the charlatans they unfortunately appear to be?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAWhetKyio0


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