Kenneth Hagin

Fossil Claims to be 'Drunk' with God

     Okay. So, before we get to the video where Methuselah here claims to be exhibiting behavior that indicates he is drunk with God (possibly one of THE stupidest claims in the history of people making stupid claims) we will first take a peek at a few examples of the ridiculousness that seems to plague so many of those slaves, I mean servants of the gospel as they try to convince others to convert.
     What better way to convert people than to conjure up some half-baked story of how you had some experience where you left your body and went to hell. Some people are convinced by these dreams, experiences, or whatever it is you call them. Of course, there are stories where people say they go to heaven and then come back. For some that is a much better story to listen to in order to convert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67E0uWqjLYc

     Here is one of the examples where this old codger tries to validate his claim that laughing and acting a fool is recommended in the Bible. Total turd. What is particularly annoying is how he keeps repeating repeating repeating the same goddamn words over and over. Then he adds in a sprinkle of speaking in tongues. So hard to believe that people fall for this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vUuL4oR-CI

     What the fuck language is this old windbag supposed to be speaking? Engalama-kante-see? Ha-ha-ha-echo-rene-maya? What a giant load of shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lela0pSgKqY

     This is hilarious. Hagin says that when he gets a certain signal from God he knows that God is going to do things through him. So what is this signal? Is it something like the mayor of Gotham City used when he needed Batman? Is it by telegram or Pony Express? And how do you like the little skit here where this asshole supposedly lengthens the leg of a man? He would have been all over Time and People if he ever did such a miraculous thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rBMUlaK5mk

     Here is a rambling prayer so long that you have ample time to run home, make dinner, do the dishes, take a nap, and then meander back to church in time to hear this fraud pray the words of ding-dong-bong-bing-bang-cho-chee-cha-mah towards the end of his prayer. His moments of supposedly speaking in tongues is pure idiocy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLjyUeFZc5g

     SOOOOO STUPID! There really isn't much more to say than so mother fucking stupid. The more you watch crap like this the more you come to believe that people who believe this shit can bail themselves out of their own prison of religion. They were stupid enough to believe it, so they can be bright enough to to stop believing it and revert to the real fucking world. Listen to these people whooping and cheering like little girls at a Justin Beiber concert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyACodY0hek

     This is hilarious. This supposed prophecy by Hagin sounds suspiciously like something that seer of seers Nostradamus would say. Meaning, it is severely ambiguous and contains just enough of the right words to make people think it is being specific. Retards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_k0KPTzQ1o


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John Hagee

Another Nut in the Tree of Religion

     Pastor John Hagee is a fine example of a person being completely and totally consumed by the darkness of the stupid things they believe. This in turn leads them to say some pretty stupid shit when it comes to the tension between believers and non-believers.
     If you listen to what this moron says in this video you would think that the religious populations of the United States of America have no rights. So misleading. No one is saying that you cannot preach that shit in your church or to your kids. What people are saying is that if they don't want to listen to your shit they don't have to listen to your shit.
     Pastor Hagee, no one is taking your rights nor the rights of any believer in this country. What people are doing is putting their foot down to prevent you and your lunatic asylum religion from trying to create legislation built on such horse puckey beliefs. Then whatever new political and economic issue is emerging you automatically chalk that up to yet another sign of the end of the world. You have no goddamn good news. All you have is threats and violence that is disguised as hope and faith.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKVGfrvJuRk

     Listen to what he is saying here. How is it any different than how many of the extremist terrorists think? They so deeply believe that they are right and everyone else is wrong that they DIE for this supposed truth. Your religion and faith are no different than that of the violent terrorists who try to use some supposed imparted truth as a validator for killing people by flying planes in buildings or walking into a cafe with an explosive device strapped to their back.
     Jesus Christ will rule the world in peace and glory? Seriously? This divine being who supposedly brought peace and light and love upon the earth has in reality left a huge swath of destruction that can be seen from the very creation of this divine being to present times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YCXNrQSwyg

     And because of bullshit sermons like this the weak minded people of the world are afraid of knowledge and education and technology. Listen to what this asshole says about the developments made in communication.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azVGtILRqEU

     Sure, sure, sure. The Bible is SO clear about this supposed economic collapse to end all economin collapses that it does not give any specifics. Everything is generalized to the finest detail which is precisely why there is always some group or other somewhere in the world at almost any given point in history claiming to be in the last days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuIzC5GfRtg

     This is straight fucked up. Amazing. I did not know that all people on welfare were lazy sons of bitches that have access to a job but refuse to take it. By the way, WHERE is the love of your God? Is THAT what Jesus would say to someone in such a situation? STARVE?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mQvvGJYQaM

     More shocking words falling from the lips of a lunatic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct4_ze_FjNo

     Don't you just love how this guy stretches the truth and the facts? America not bowing to God? I hope not. Why would any clear thinking individual follow any of the viciousness that you follow? You bag on Scientology because you think your version of faith sounds so much better? Are you high? People do not need the tenets of your screwy religion in order to understand morality. People can make proper decisions without religion and they do it every day and all the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-J7Hc7522A

     Just another spooky video clip created by the religious zealots of the world and intended to frighten people into believing in the story of salvation by Jesus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo27xgO_Qf4

     Sure, Mr. Hagee. Sure. The fight for oil has nothing to do with the Bible or your delusions, but rather has everything to do with opposing governments trying to get the best of each other so that in the end someone ends up with more power than the other.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFYiSJHbnZc

     It isn't so much that Hagee and people like him don't want gay marriage so much as it is they are so very disappointed to see that they are losing their talon grip on the small amount of political power that they have, which they should not have, and which they use to try to formulate laws that govern everyone...even those who do not believe the same or who do not believe in any God at all. Equality, Mr. Hagee. It scares the piss out of you, doesn't it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeMZ9QkU-AY

     Well well well! Some one is going to get sent to bed early without any desert! You are such a douchebag, Hagee. It is not about limiting religion or religious rights. It is about separating church and state so that we don't have screws like you making laws that step on the rights of those who choose to believe differently. And no, I will not move. I will stay here in this country that I love and speak out against worms like you.
     By the way, what happened to the love of God? Where is the mighty love of your God, Hagee? Come on, now, don't hold out! Where is this love that is supposed to conquer all but that allows you to speak in such an obtuse manner to those who believe differently?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9_6Vvrhiek

     The only kind of disciples this guy makes is disciples of fear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTixOKyH6vk

     Here is Christianity in a nutshell: We win, you lose. That is Christianity. A bunch of Bible thumpers who truly think there is some grand battle where they are going to prove in the end how right they were and how everyone else is so very wrong. Believe in Jesus to be glorified. Believe in God to live in the light and be victorious. There is nothing good about you or your message, Hagee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nbTTg4EcU


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