Christine O'Donnell

People Like This Woman are Precisely Why Religion Must Stay Far Away From Politics

This is interesting. O'Donnell does not seem to understand black and white views of morality are not in any way, shape, or form practical or the same in every situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph7jb4humhE

Oh my dear JESUS! This is someone who people want in a position of government?! Who cares whether or not people masturbate? Big goddamn deal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=5nUHl-fdujM&NR=1

Too many people blindly accept evolution as fact...according to O'Donnell. Did I also mention that she also thinks there is just as much evidence that supports the idea of Creation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDVuv3tHe_c

So...would O'Donnell rather that the young people who have sex NOT be instructed on safe sex? Seriously? Does she really think everyone is 'chaste' as she is? Maybe it isn't so much that she is chaste as it is she just may have a very low sex drive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEpuXnO21ik

You would think that someone who professes to follow the instruction of God would know God would not be so hot on the idea of lying about where you were educated. I saw this clip and immediately thought to a previous clip where this crazy bee-otch goes on about how she has NEVER lied and is more honest than Abe Lincoln. Hah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYga2pKx_WQ

Oh dear me and goodness gracious. She really needs to get her facts correct if she is going to lie about being a witch or 'dabbling' in being a witch because witchcraft is NOT the same as Satanism which she references when she mentions being around a Satanic altar. She is mixing two different things, but I am sure that since her God and Bible tell her (or she thinks they tell her) that things such as witches and Satanism are bad that it wouldn't hurt to mix the two together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU0L9JZKNhs

HHAahAAHhA!!! HHaaa!! Oh mercy! How the HELL do people like this woman continue to make it as far into politics as they do? CHRIST!! Learn the goddamn founding documents, you crazy turd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68FZaIZ5hoE

A nice little sandwich of Christine O'Donnell comments. Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5hAKbBsPz0

AAhhhhaahaa!!! This woman needs help and LOTS of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfCfuao5D9E


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Oral Roberts

Some Things Never Change

You gotta give it to the evangelists...because they are so wonderfully entertaining. This guy, Oral Roberts, is right up there with the rest of the evangelists that always find a way to taint the message of Jesus, although not irreparably. There are always more assholes in the world ready and willing to follow these guys no matter what they have done.

Geeze! This is pretty funny, especially the part where the guy has a dream about a 900 foot tall Jesus. This asshole even claims to have raised a child from the dead. You know, you would think that if someone is going to lie that they would at least make it believable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtk2hQrPO9s

You would be hard pressed to find very many evangelicals who have NOT rocked their organization with some scandal or other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKCenNc0pMs

Don't even try to pretend that you are shocked. I wonder if he told the cops he had been drinking the blood of Jesus? I mean, wine IS used as the blood of Jesus so you figure His Holiness has, what, 10% proof alcohol minimum?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=bH7fpBYP2Ns&NR=1

Good Lord! I have heard of stupid criminals...I think we all have...but how can these people be this dumb? Who misappropriates funds and then saves the proof on the computer and THEN loans that computer to someone? You would think that with their level of education they would at least give their crimes better thought. Hah! And they ALWAYS have something to say about the REAL truth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JnG6rjVEvE

Deliciously hilarious. And this guy is right, it IS people like Oral Roberts who fuck up religion and abuse the faith of those who blindly follow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqH9qQlIRYg

Oh, good gracious. These preachers really need to get a new trick because they have most certainly played this particular game for far too long. People HAVE caught on. Then again, maybe the right people are not catching on. Get the religiously misled to catch on and you might actually get somewhere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tw7UvFu8ns

Well, it is apparent that there is no shortage of Oral Roberts fans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpELE9cGWeE

So...Oral Roberts has received a message from God about five things that were to SHORTLY come to pass. Remember, this was in the early fifties. What were these prophecies? Well lets take a peek: man cannot and will not destroy himself in that period of time (1950s). God was going to limit atomic weapons. There was going to be a visitation of man by angels. There was going to be a flood of supernatural events and evidence of supernatural powers. Mass miracle healing would begin taking place...this guy just goes on and on and on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX8tgfVzbvs

Holy crap. This is beyond creepy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61_rPgitFmc


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Kenneth Hagin

Fossil Claims to be 'Drunk' with God

     Okay. So, before we get to the video where Methuselah here claims to be exhibiting behavior that indicates he is drunk with God (possibly one of THE stupidest claims in the history of people making stupid claims) we will first take a peek at a few examples of the ridiculousness that seems to plague so many of those slaves, I mean servants of the gospel as they try to convince others to convert.
     What better way to convert people than to conjure up some half-baked story of how you had some experience where you left your body and went to hell. Some people are convinced by these dreams, experiences, or whatever it is you call them. Of course, there are stories where people say they go to heaven and then come back. For some that is a much better story to listen to in order to convert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67E0uWqjLYc

     Here is one of the examples where this old codger tries to validate his claim that laughing and acting a fool is recommended in the Bible. Total turd. What is particularly annoying is how he keeps repeating repeating repeating the same goddamn words over and over. Then he adds in a sprinkle of speaking in tongues. So hard to believe that people fall for this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vUuL4oR-CI

     What the fuck language is this old windbag supposed to be speaking? Engalama-kante-see? Ha-ha-ha-echo-rene-maya? What a giant load of shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lela0pSgKqY

     This is hilarious. Hagin says that when he gets a certain signal from God he knows that God is going to do things through him. So what is this signal? Is it something like the mayor of Gotham City used when he needed Batman? Is it by telegram or Pony Express? And how do you like the little skit here where this asshole supposedly lengthens the leg of a man? He would have been all over Time and People if he ever did such a miraculous thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rBMUlaK5mk

     Here is a rambling prayer so long that you have ample time to run home, make dinner, do the dishes, take a nap, and then meander back to church in time to hear this fraud pray the words of ding-dong-bong-bing-bang-cho-chee-cha-mah towards the end of his prayer. His moments of supposedly speaking in tongues is pure idiocy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLjyUeFZc5g

     SOOOOO STUPID! There really isn't much more to say than so mother fucking stupid. The more you watch crap like this the more you come to believe that people who believe this shit can bail themselves out of their own prison of religion. They were stupid enough to believe it, so they can be bright enough to to stop believing it and revert to the real fucking world. Listen to these people whooping and cheering like little girls at a Justin Beiber concert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyACodY0hek

     This is hilarious. This supposed prophecy by Hagin sounds suspiciously like something that seer of seers Nostradamus would say. Meaning, it is severely ambiguous and contains just enough of the right words to make people think it is being specific. Retards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_k0KPTzQ1o


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Jack Van Impe

Adopted Son of Nostradamus

     This first video I have posted is really an example of the insanity plaguing Jack Van Impe and his wife (who by the way always sounds like she is totally loaded on valium or something). Jack's wife Rexella (doesn't that sound like a drug store name?) opens with spacey comments and then she deferrs to her husband who proceeds to offer a story of how these two crooks were in Los Angeles years ago, in a travel lodge, and Jack tells Rexella to sit in his lap so he can kiss her...and then an earthquake strikes. ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYp92mag8vQ

     So, this pulpit charlatan is trying to convince people that in Christianity people love their neighbor as themselves. In Christianity people do not run around killing one another. Islam is not a religion of peace but Christianity is. I bet the victims of the Spanish Inquisition and of the Crusades, as well as the Natives in the Americas, the folks of the People's Temple, and the perished members of the Branch Davidians would beg to differ.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vD7tK8OJE0

     Jack's wife is off her goddamn rocker. Her persistent spacey expressions and vocal inflections are a hindrance to Jack unless he counts people watching his show out of morbid curiosity a good thing. And for the love of Pete stop claiming that every time there is a natural disaster it is a sign that Jesus is on his way back. Fuck a duck, man. Floods happen. Earthquakes happen. If you question this please go and get a dictionary about the world's natural disasters. There are some real doozies in there, too. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m03BbUBY4A

     Restore America to biblical Christianity? Why? Have you read the Bible? Have you read all the horrible things in the Bible that people did in the name of God? Have you read all the horrible things that GOD instructed people to do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i8YM7NFs54

     Don't you just love how the differing factions within institutionalized religion consistently bicker and fight? These groups scramble and stumble over each other, pointing their fingers saying this guy is wrong or that guy is wrong, all in an effort to wrestle the minds and monies of the followers away from each other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcuw441yoAU

     Ahh, another example of the utter disconnection of Rexella Van Impe with the rest of the real world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-z1Cp3TciA

     Jack says that what he is saying here in this video is proof that the Lord Jesus is coming back soon! Of course, if you look at the date of the video posting and then think of today's date...well, you gotta wonder about the differences between man's understanding of 'soon' and Jesus' understanding of 'soon' in relation to when the absent Son of God is due to return.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbxk88LvIL4

     This is an interesting webpage about Van Impe and some of the more stupid stunts he and his inebriated wife have pulled.
http://www.jackvanimpe.ca/


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