Nostradamus and Christianity and a Convergence of Prophecy: Part II

Always on the Edge of Their Seats

Did Nostradamus have visions and hear voices? Who cares, right? Lots of people have visions and hear voices...and many of them are mentally unstable or flat out have severe psychological disorders. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwMLrhFffIo

Oh, look! More predictions. Do you think this is because all of the predictions of the past that the world was going to end in 2011, 2012, and 2013 didn't work out?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSWPY21PH4A


If you really want to learn prophecy the best approach to take is to learn how to lie. Lie out of your ass. Lie as big as you can and as ridiculously as you can and maybe, just maybe, some poor sap or group of poor religious saps will believe you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXlZXzO10wE


Did God send Nostradamus? Rrriiiiggghhhttt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcyMgej1yFU&list=PLD7DB8F5CD3162571&index=1


Hahaha!! Oh my dear lord! Somebody is smoking loads of crack! Listen to what this woman says...really try to listen to the entire message because it is a hoot. Who is our real father, brothers and sisters? Hah! This lady must have been a door bell in her past life because she is a total ding dong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfkoAwhJRBE


More people on crack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q34y5E_vPX0


Ahhh...isn't this nice? What do you get when you mix Christianity and Nostradamus? Crack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONAlhZbqS44


Adam welcomes people into hell? I am not sure what to say about that. Interesting. What is with the wheel? Why not use a pentagram or obelisk or even a rhomboid? Hhahaaaa!!! Good stuff. There are alien ships all over the place? The New Jerusalem is made out of massive pillars and pearls twelve feet wide that are brought down by spaceships? Say what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk0ulNSZXbo


Wow. People can't seem to agree on much when it comes to the Bible, God, and Nostradamus. What does God have for us to know? I would say not much since so many people who claim to have that direct line to God all have something different to say. Maybe God is doing His Tower of Babel thing again and totally confusing the fuck out of people, hummm?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7MZVcz4Amw


This is cherry. Nostradamus was a born-again Christian infused and filled with the Holy Spirit? You have got to be kidding me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE4HhBdcoxQ



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New Claims by Preachers

Try the newest book Turkey Broth for the Spirit: Just a Few Questions that presents questions concerning the Pentateuch of Moses and the absurd cruelty of God that can be found everywhere in the first five books of the Holy Bible:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=ester+lighthorse

What have they been up to?

Let us take a look at what some of our old proselytizing pals have been up to, shall we?

Oh dear me...Cindy Jacobs. This lady is a hoot. She sits here and gives the most generalized 'prophecy' ever and then I suppose expects to be seen as having been enlightened by God? Shit, I have read better predictions from the daily Yahoo horoscopes. It's either going to be real bad or real good? WTF? That isn't prophecy, you ninny. That is a common goddamn sense observation. Every day that you wake up...every day that anyone wakes up, we know it is either gonna be good or bad. There is no mystery to that whatsoever and it is NOT goddamn prophecy. Geeze, woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAFvZngrtSs

This is hilarious! I like the little computer animated cartoon of Jacobs being dangled over a stage. The people who made this video seem to be just as bad as Jacobs, right? I mean, what are these people doing? Fighting over the people who follow God? Are they worried who the parishioners are going to give their money to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zayTeQMKhi4

Here, Pastor John Hagee would have you believe that the headlines of a newspaper that read "New World View In Washington" actually translate to "New World Order In Washington." Are you surprised that any God-fearing individual would go the length of twisting the words of another in an effort to get their message across to people? Also, in this clip Hagee says that the first version of the New World Order appears in Genesis 10 where Nimrod proposes to build the Tower of Babel. BUT this is not true. Sure, Nimrod does found Shinar, but he NEVER proposes building the Tower of Babel in chapter 10 (where it is not even mentioned by name) or in chapter 11 (where the Tower of Babel IS mentioned by name). And where in the hell is Hagee getting his information that the Tower of Babel was covered with signs and symbols of the occult and astrological symbols? What is the purpose of this bullshit? It doesn't sound scary. It sounds stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2tXGlX47SA

Hagee wants you to believe that Atheism is a theological idea...that Atheists HATE God. Now I ask you...seriously...how in the fuckey-doo can an Atheist hate a God they hold does not exist?  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq-Dj-V7Q64


You KNOW I had to put in something that showcased Benny Hinn, right? This guy is freaking hilarious, thus it would be a sin to leave him out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXiuox2F_qg


Holy shit!!! You GOTTA love Pastor Joel Osteen for his apparent innocence and ignorance in submitting a tweet that was later taken down. Oh mercy! This is a good one!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WebnCyRFmOw


I dare you to watch this and NOT laugh your ass off!! Hah! I had to keep stopping the freaking video because I was laughing so hard. Does Rexella Van Impe (apparently named after a pharmacy...maybe) always sound like she has either been smoking a doobie or has popped a couple of Valium with a side serving of Xanax? I laughed till I cried!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2NPgQ1Kjvc


Sooo...Kenneth Copeland has a cure for PTSD? Has he been holding out on all of the suffering soldiers all of these years? So the soldiers do not need medication or psychology? What?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYx0M_wYSBk


This video is not recent but I wanted to include it because this woman is absolutely bonkers-nutso...big time. She really needs to bring it down a notch, stop smoking the crack and drinking Drain-o...SOMETHING.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5kMCBYXsDc&list=PLDB18E8767213FC4D


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Hell is a REAL Place...

So Believe in Jesus OR ELSE!!!

     Watch this entire video. It is totally hilarious! At one point the guy says that Satan is SO smart with how he persuades people and youth to fall away from God. What is it with preaches acquiring a raspy, Southern Baptist-style sound to their voice whenever they are preaching about hell? How does this guy know who is in hell and who is not in hell? Has he been there? Nope. Does he have pictures of it? Nope. What does this man think that there is a hell? Because the Bible says so.
     Hey guy, want to know what hell really is? Hell is people like you persecuting others who do not wish to believe and practice and live in the same manner as you. Hell is you trying to tell me who I may and may not love according to your Bible and your God. And dude, you totally need to bring it down a notch or you will give yourself a heart attack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCnQQLUJHb8

     Geeze. The things people believe in and the things people try their damnedest to hold over others. What have we done to ourselves? Have we come this far in existence to try to kill each other off because this group's invisible God is supposed to be better than the other group's invisible friend? Is that what love and redemption are? How in the fuck did this message of eternal love morph into something that people beat and destroy each other with?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0zIaPqUpvA

     There is no such place as hell, unless you want to count Fort Bliss, Texas. I have been there and it really isn't that bad...okay, well...except for that time it was 115 degrees and the colonel insisted we practice in the desert boondocks. That was definitely hell.
     You know what is interesting is the number of preachers who attack other preachers because they feel the preachers do not preach enough of God's wrath. Shee-it. I think mankind has had enough of God's supposed wrath. Old news, buddy. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G24Vx3zNkYQ

     You know, I think it is truly funny how so many Christians are so very afraid of hell and all of the bad things in the world that Satan is supposed to be tempting people with in order to keep them away from God. What a crock. And why are these people so afraid, why?
     I have come across so many Christians who are riddled with fear of the supposed plots of the devil that are lurking around every corner. If you have this supposed love of God and power...why are you so very afraid of the world and all of the supposed bad things in it? Do you not have a will? Can you not choose good things instead of bad things?
     What better way to convert people than to convince them that their soul is hanging by a thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XicnbW06fbk

     Wow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h0YAIMcgHo

     Of course hell is necessary. Do you know why? Because if the deluded faiths squeezed from the sponge of Bible based religions did not have hell then that in and of itself would disprove all of the bullshit they spew about hell. Hell is a must for Bible based religions as they cannot exist without it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOfkuocMheE

     If God sends people to hell then He really ought to go back into the Bible and reassess the description of what love is and what God is in relation to that love. God sending people to hell is not compatible with God being love and love conquering all. In fact, since love conquers all it would also conquer hell, right? You do see where I am going with this, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWnsjOL0tQ8

     Well, what do we have here? Religious groups fighting over what the description and purpose of hell is? Are you at all surprised? So I suppose it just is not good enough for one's God to be better than the other's God, because they need to have one understanding of hell better than the other as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwKon9FkUaE

     This video is totally awesome! You've got to love how they open up with the music from those Michael Meyers movies with Jamie Lee Curtis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik7ttTpbH10

     This guy sounds like someone needs to go and get his nitro pills quick because he is about to have a heart attack. When these folks preach about hell is it possible to speak in normal tones? Do you think that is possible? I do not agree with your version of what hell is. I think hell, at least A version of hell these days, is people and groups like you trying to make laws that dictate how I may and may not live according to some scripture or Bible.
     I will accept the law as it is, but I will never accept law formulated from any religious cause. Law that is formed from religion invariable ends up being compassion-less and unethical. And I am referring to compassion in law as expressed by the punishment befitting the crime. Law without compassion is tragedy and an abuse of the structure of society.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx51W5PEh6o

     Why in the hell are you referring to yourself as not being afraid? You are disguising your pursuit of converts  with an act of courage...which it is not. I will give you an example of courage and not being afraid but within the confines of religion as you so present: As many threats as the religious community throws at non-believers and those who would have nothing to do with the ludicrousness of the Bible many of these folks are not afraid to stand up and tell you they do not want to hear your shit.
     You stand there preaching hell-fire and damnation, threatening eternal punishment for not choosing what God and Jesus supposedly wants people to choose, trying desperately to SCARE people into signing over to your bipolar deity. Sometimes your campaign of fear works, usually with people who are truly frightened by your assertions of hell and immeasurable pain.
     Then there are the people who refuse to be bullied by such absurd control mechanisms. These people are not afraid to stand up and defend themselves and their rights from being curbed and pruned down to nothing more than sentimental writing on paper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaIOVuSmxik

     Hell is necessary? Well, I suppose so. Hell serves as a great deterrent for many, those who don't want religion but who choose such, for the irrational fear in regards to their soul demands that they believe anyways.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzr0BQ7M8hg

     Preachers all over the world speak ad nauseum on the idea that even though the story of salvation and Jesus dying on the cross sound insane, surely some of such information contains actual truth and proof. Don't you want to spend eternity worshiping a deity non-stop, the very same deity that for thousands of years purposely allowed his own so-called chosen people to suffer calamity after calamity after calamity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8s6sVTEyv4

     God doesn't know people who aren't saved? Isn't He supposed to be omnipotent? That being the case wouldn't He know everyone no matter what they choose to believe? And another thing, since God is supposed to be omnipotent and know everything, well, that would make God a liar when He says He does not know someone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTzjwY-W7eA

     What is interesting is this gentleman's assertion that hell is not predestined. When I was a kid we more or less learned the opposite. Back then I was taught that all people are born into sin and (with the exception of babies and young children) everyone is slated for hell until they choose Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-CcIoWTUmI

     The diagram of the location of hell in this video is priceless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSG3YE-kHTs

     So much for solidarity between the various faiths.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D78AcHVKPOk

     Nothing like giving a sermon on hell. That type of sermon seems to be far more popular when trying to convert victims (non-believers) as opposed to preaching about love and the perfection of love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G0QRvxnMAQ

     No. I am not going to heaven because there is no such place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srCEvPy7LGg

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