Say what you want so long as you are speaking for God?

It is utterly amazing the mountain of bullshit that some people are ready and willing to spew forth in the process of claiming to be speaking for God. 

Don't let prison salvation happen to you. If you know anyone currently in prison immediately contact them and tell them to stay away from the 'Good Book'. Of course, this is an example of religion gone really REALLY wrong, and not all believers are like this; thank God for small favors, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBu5ZELUeEY


Oh...my...God. Here is a fine example of of a person using their faith to perpetuate their prejudice. Sooo...interracial marriage is a defiance of God's law? I think it is very interesting how some believers really go the distance to pick and choose which of God's laws they should or should not follow. If God's word is true why don't they follow them all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NqyM8WD_-U


What the hell happened to the message of love and prosperity and happiness and giving? Matthew 19:21, Luke 18:22, Mark 10:21, Proverbs 28:27, Luke 14:13, Luke 11:41 are just a few verses that discuss giving to the poor. Does this man know this? Does he know that Mark 14:7 says the poor will always be with you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aasMbwKFtes


Ahhh, Cindy Jacobs. You gotta YouTube this woman and watch a couple of her videos to get a real, true feel for her spiritual and mental apoplexy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwdwRejkHlQ


Apparently, God has it out for the state of Maryland. Why is this woman screaming while she is giving her supposed message? Is the screaming supposed to make her more credible that she is speaking for God?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1bTFwNAPm4


Here we find out that God has anointed the state of Alabama for the purpose of reversing the liberal judicial decisions in these here United States of America. And why has our judicial system made such liberal decisions in the first place? It turns out that good 'ole Satan contaminated the justice system as part of a dastardly scheme to foil the plans of God Almighty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hzbVlQp6Js


Jesus Christ! I am so freaking tired of hearing about some grand poo-bah judgment on America. Just shut the hell up...please. Our problems as a nation and a people have nothing to do with some divine being meeting out punishment. We have problems because we are human and need to work harder at finding solutions to the problems. It has absolutely DICK to do with God or Jesus or Satan or anything even remotely similar to such hogwash. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_rjKxuJzTM


The hateful rhetoric that consistently flows forth from John Hagee's mouth is a fine example of why many people are so anti-religion. Does Hagee know that if he wants to convert more people to Christ that this kind of behavior and speaking is not conducive to adding to the flock of Jesus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYF1O2_mMLY



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Texe Marrs

One Fell Out of the Cuckoo's Nest

Ahh, Texe Marrs. This guy is one of the more entertaining religious conspiracy theorists, although the so-called information that he presents more often than not makes no goddamn sense whatsoever. I get the feeling that he does not fully investigate much of what he presents but rather investigates only until he finds the information or explanation that he wants. I bet he is one of those guys who, upon finding a lack of information as to whatever it is he is trying to claim, says, "See, they are trying to keep the truth from us." Whatever. On to the videos.

Oh LORD! Isn't this hilarious? The Pope doesn't have a plan for freaking global domination, geeze. The Pope hardly has the energy and physical capability to shuffle out onto his little patio to pray over the gathered masses. I think that Texe Marrs does whatever he can to make up as much crazy shit as possible. Maybe he is lonely and simply wants the attention?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2fs8s8sFQM

Planet X? Have you lost your fucking mind? Texe Marrs, you are just another run-of-the-mill, wacko believer who is trying to make a buck by mixing religion and psychopathic babble.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUW4_2skpQQ

People must have read his stuff not for content, but out of sheer, morbid curiosity. Here we have Mr. Marrs rambling some uber crazy shit about WWII and what REALLY happened at the close of that war. This guy has no shame as he does far more than simply twist a few facts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38TTqetcMcY

Hhaahhaaa!!! A JEWISH led Illuminati? WHAT...THE...HELL?! Hah!!! Marrs, you need to work a little bit harder at coming up with decent stories. Really? The Jewish Illuminati? Are you high? That is just as stupid as the Amish Mafia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icgP7DpaNxU

You scared little puddy tats and your charges of witchcraft and sorcery. Please. You don't really think that Madonna gives a damn about anything you have to say, do you? Maybe you are just a little jealous of her success and notoriety? Could be. And while you sit there and denounce the evils of magic and witchcraft maybe someone ought to remind you of the magic and witchcraft in your very own Bible. You cannot have your cake and eat it too, assholes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b6mKftYt_U

You are a psychopath, Marrs. Say, is the female voice in this recording that of Jack VamImp's wife...what is her name...uhmmm...sounds like a pharmacy name, or something. REXELLA!! That is her name. Is that her voice?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djMjKaK5xQ0

The cauldron of Abaddon? Sounds like the title to one of those scary movies you find in the big bins for a buck. The pharisees from the time of Jesus are alive today? Say WHAT?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zcvujkKz4Y

Rrriiggghhhhtttt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZUhzWQ95dw

Sure. Devils are everywhere and one of them has the name of Texe Marrs. Whatever. These people (folks like Marrs) live for fear. They need fear and they want fear, and they will take ANY snippet of information and twist it into some grand story that will supposedly back up their delusional religious and political claims.

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Chuck Missler

Taking Christianity to a Whole New Level of Idiocy

Chuck Missler is an evangelist who would have you believe some of the damnedest things you have ever heard. I think that as we move further along in time/existence that more and more of the ardent religious folk of the universe will do everything in their power to try to incorporate technology and human behaviors and governmental practices into their spiritual beliefs in an effort to prove the existence of their defective deity and that deity's equally defective plans for humankind. 

So, Chuck Missler thinks that Jesus gave the disciples some sort of 'briefing' as to when He would be returning. Please. If it was such a briefing of necessary info on Jesus returning then there would not be so many freaking people with so many different ideas of when Senor Jesus is due to return.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mMkuR6X5Q

Here, Mr. Missler would like for you to believe that the likelihood of one man fulfilling all of these amazing and astounding prophecies is in an area of mathematics simply out of this world. This is a false argument. First of all, not one thing about these so-called prophecies can be shown as fact. Prophecies are guesses, and when what is prophesied actually happens out of pure coincidence that is not confirmation of the truth of the prophecy or of the truth of the prophesier. 

Second, people throughout all of history have been prophesying all sorts of crap for ages; doing such is simply part of the human condition and the deep desire to know what is going to happen in the future. But the really crazy part is if people really want to know what is going to happen all they really need to do is look into recorded history. People are creatures of habit. Whatever people are doing now you go to the past and find out where people were doing the same thing or something very similar. Then study that and you will have your answer of what is going to happen. It is not a difficult concept to grasp.

Lastly, Mr. Missler's mathematical formulas for his prophecy mumbo-jumbo mean absolutely squat since he is talking about the make-believe. Forget what the odds are that some guy will fulfill your prophecy. Instead, consider what the odds are that your religion is over-the-top delusion that has unfortunately become truth for many unsuspecting and ignorant individuals and groups yearning for deeper understanding of everything that life is. It is okay to want to understand life more. It is not okay to take any old explanation that comes along that claims to have all of your answers, actually all of THE answers to everything, an explanation that basically says you can have all of the answers to life that you seek...if only you believe THIS way. That is crap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkBl4CRAIEQ

This is interesting. Here you are asked to consider UFOs, what they are, where they are from, and what their purpose is. You are also asked to consider what the Bible has to say about UFOs. Yep. You read that correctly. Missler wants for you to consider what the Bible has to say about UFOs. Well, three cheers for trying to garner more lost souls for Christianity by trying to include alien lore with religion. 

Do I think UFOs are real? Do I think there is intelligent life in the universe besides man? Yes. I think the odds for that are heavily in favor of there being other intelligent life. It only makes sense that with BILLIONS of galaxies in the universe there would be other intelligent life. What I DO NOT believe is that aliens are some kind of demon race hellbent on deceiving mankind and thwarting the plans of the Heavenly Father. This particular sermon/speech by Missler has several parts to it, so if you wish to view them simply click on the links provided by YouTube after you watch this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8H8YS4wXDU

I want to know how people can believe this crap? God is going to use strange demonic creatures in order to draw the world into a war with God that the world cannot possibly win? Ooooo-kay. Uhmmm...I have just a few issues with this ludicrous sounding story. One, while I do think there is intelligent life in the universe other than man I have not yet personally met such a being in such a way that would make me think that they are demonic or wicked or against God or whatever. Have you met one, Mr. Missler? How do you know they are demonic? Whose words are you taking as total truth in this matter? Do you always believe everything people tell you about others without trying to ascertain for yourself another's character or intent?

Two, you say that to war against God is crazy and impossible to end in any other way than victory for God. Then you say GOD is going to use these UFO demons of yours to draw the world into conflict with God. Which is it? Are others gathering to war against God or is God Himself simply manipulating the whole entire thing in order to make Himself look like a big, bad victorious deity?

Lastly, did you dig into the Bible and find that verse you cite as back-up to your crazy claims, or did someone else bring that to you? I am curious as to how you chose to use such a verse. Of course, if people try hard enough and believe strong enough they can put just about any meaning they want to just about any verse in the Bible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrQ6FdJu8XY

According to Wikipedia, Socialism is, "...an economic system that is characterized by social ownership of the means of production and co-operative management of the economy." Where Mr. Missler gets his definition of the same is hard to say. I would guess that part of it is a natural proclivity of many Christians (not all of them, so if you are offended by this statement don't be) to say absolutely anything in an effort to try to prove their faith and their God. Of course, if such things could ever be proved they would not be faith, would they?

Here in this video Missler talks about how the loss of property can be linked directly with loss of liberty. I would say there is value in that statement. Then Missler says something along the lines of the Bible being pro-family and pro-liberty and all that horseshit. I would say there is NO VALUE in that statement. I think there are plenty of verses in the Old Testament in particular that quite clearly depict the wickedness of God as He instructs His chosen people to TAKE the property of others, take the liberty of others, and even take the lives of others.

Socialism may be a terrible form of government, but I do not see the tyrannical tendencies of the Christian God and His spiritual/physical/mental dictatorship as being any better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj0lp9u-Seg

Okay, what is the deal with Christianity being to goddamn obsessed with money? One of their favorite subjects/topics when trying to convert people or when trying to scare the begeesus out of people who already believe in God, is to tell people that in order to gain 'control' of everyone (in particular in order to make life more difficult for Believers) the government is purposely taking control of all the finances of everyone, everywhere. 

My question for Christians is why the hell should you care about what happens to the money? If you already believe it to be true, if you already have it set in your heart that the government is going to use money to control Believers in an effort to thwart God, if you already hold it to be true that the love of money is the root of all evil why don't you let the subject be? Why should money matter to you? Why do you get so uppity and so worried every time you think something funny is happening with the money we use?

So we are headed to a cashless society. Big damn deal. That is a good thing. Consider how much paper will be saved and how much less likely it will be that people will lose their money. And don't even try to say that a cashless society will be used by the government to manipulate what money is in your bank account. Tell you what, the only things that will manipulate the money in your account is whether or not you work and whether or not you pay your taxes and whether or not you pay your bills. Will there be mistakes? Of course there will be. I have had mistakes with my own banking before, geeze. It is not something so uncommon. 

Besides, isn't one of the signs of your fairy tale deliverer returning supposed to be a move toward a cashless society? You should be jumping for joy instead of acting so goddamn afraid.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL_Sn06gxXU

This is pure stupidity. Here Missler wants you to believe that the Bible is a hologram that can only be seen properly by the light cast by the Holy Spirit and not by any other light. This is so goddamn stupid and a blatant twisting of scientific facts and theories and premises that I am shocked.
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Michele Bachmann

The Religious Right Gets Crazier and Crazier

Yikes. We seek God? We seek the ways of God? Is this woman aware of God's behavior in the Old Testament? The New Testament?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d42RgyhZpE

This woman is crazy. The US is the Saudi Arabia of oil and natural gas? Cultures are great but not all cultures are created equal? We have a gangster government? The Swine Flu is suspiciously occurring when democrats are in the White House? What?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N39mUCXQ0RU

Okay...this clip is crazy. My favorite part is about 1:15 into the clip where this crazy woman Bachmann says that carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful but there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas. Hah!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox-6wvR0sGU

Michele Bachmann desperately needs to take a United States History lesson before she goes and says anything else about how she thinks this nation was founded and how it grew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRSx0hKWppM

You say your God stands for life. Really? Read the Old Testament and you will come to a different conclusion. Oh wait...God will allow killing if people piss Him off or are fighting for the wrong side (which would be any side that God is not on). What about His own people, hum? WWII ring a bell? Aren't the Jews supposed to be God's people? Why didn't He protect them? He is God, right? Has ALL the power in the universe at His disposal, correct? NOTHING goes without His express approval, right? Seems to me like He sure as shit didn't pick life then, and actually has a horrible track record of consistently picking death on mass levels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5_WcCax6Nw

This is creepy and eff'd up. Do you really want someone like this in the White House?
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Glenn Beck

What is Wrong with this Man?

Beck says that this nation has become an affront to God. Don't you believe it. This nation has its issues as does every nation, but what contributes to our nation's perceived greatness is our collective ability to push through our problems and apply solutions. We certainly DO NOT get it right all the time and sometimes the things we have done as a nation (to include the way we treat one another at times) are deplorable. 

However, contrary to what Mr. Beck has to say here our nation is not falling apart. He would like you to think so as the last vestiges of a talon's-grip upon the interpretation of rights in this country (and for all of its citizens) by many within Christianity are categorically  debunked and tossed into the garbage...where they belong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buEE7Azv_-g

Glenn, it does not matter what letters and founding documents you have studied over the years. Why? Because information and understanding and knowledge mean absolutely DICK if you persistently misinterpret such information. As far as your absurdly beseeching rhetoric for Americans to fall on their knees in prayer, fat-fucking-chance. 

And you know what? If you and all the people who think like you took half of the time that you spend preaching political doomsday crapola and instead used it for something positive instead of destructive, I bet there are a lot of things that would absolutely be in far better condition as opposed to how such things are now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHdqQX7GQvA

No, Mr. Beck, America is NOT one nation under God. You might want it to be and you might even need it to be considering half of the crazy shit you say. But, much like the belief of a flat world did absolutely jack shit to retract from the roundness of the planet, your incorrect beliefs and assertions do not change the fact this nation was most certainly NOT founded on the Bible and Christianity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCpAKHfxn-8

Hah! This shithead thinks education is not a right. Asshole. I am pretty sure 'education' would fall under life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. And our rights do not come from your idiotic, sadistic, maniacal, twisted, and delusional Deity of that thing you call a HOLY Bible. Your God is a delusional son of a bitch who does not deserve one drop of the worship and fear He so desperately craves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiucQ_INghE

What the fuck is wrong with some people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLDYIy6Epdc

Glenn, Glenn, Glenn. People are beginning to change their faith and it has zilch to do with any 'outdated' concepts. People are gradually changing their faith because as time goes by they are becoming more and more aware of the fucked-up nature of what they believe and the fucked-up nature of the book such beliefs are founded on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO1_8_4-Jgk

Does Glenn Beck ever check up on the truth or falsity of the crap he claims?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA34XGikCcg

This just in...Glenn Beck is a moron. And he proves it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tb_mMPD6hw

Glenn, you asshole. Jesus did not have any say whatsoever as to whether or not He would be crucified, He had no friggin choice and this is for several reasons. Firstly, according to the Old Testament prophets He was going to be crucified no matter what. You certainly cannot have proof of God's words failing to come true by allowing Jesus to escape crucifixion. 

Secondly, God Himself said He sent His Son specifically for the purpose of being crucified. Everybody has to do what God says, even Jesus. Lastly, if Jesus is in fact a pure expression of God as a member of the Trinity (this would mean Jesus is ALSO God) He cannot contradict Himself by failing to do what He promised as such would be self-defeating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1bVeAu8sz8

You know, maybe we need idiots like Glenn Beck so we can remind ourselves from time to time of how NOT to behave and treat people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d-XvSTtCR0

Haahhhaaaa!!! This is so funny!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I4DuJnx-Ws

Glenn Beck is a true enigma of stupidity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfysnmZk-YE

This is shameful, Mr. Beck. Shameful. You did this on purpose. Did you even think about these words before they left your mouth? You sir, are a complete fuck-tard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbg604XqPY

WTF?!!!! I am glad I do not believe what you believe, Mr. Beck. Your fervent belief is not synonymous with truth and justice and wisdom. What people like me find confusing is the fact people actually believe all the shit you say you believe. Your belief is prejudicial, stereotypical, hateful, and wrong. Fuck you.
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