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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Wild Bill for America?


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Wild Bill for Himself

So, I am cruising the Internet for video clips to post on my blogs and I come across this ultra-conservative, white, obviously Christian asshole who calls himself "Wild Bill." Apparently, Wild Bill thinks he has the answers as to why America has the problems that it has, and what America should do to make the problems go away. Sporting a ten-gallon cowboy hat, this man smugly offers his ridiculous, unwanted, dangerous advice. Assholes like this mo-fo are excellent examples of why religion has no place in government.

 Here in this video we have Senor Wild Bill lamenting that individuals of low moral character have inundated the American Government, namely the White House and Congress. I think it is hilarious that every time conservative Christians find their grip on American politics loosening even more than it already has the first thing many of them do is rush to the nearest media outlet (newspapers, radio programs, Internet, etc.) and proclaim that not only are the changing laws and rules and regulations a sign of America's ever-decaying morality, but the bad things and the terrible problems that this nation is facing is actually a punishment direct from God. Basically, these nuts are saying that God is saying, "Fine. You won't do  what I want you to do so now I am going to fuck you up." Great God you got there, pal. Keep Him all to yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A07K02uAl4

 You know what, Wild Bill? I bet the young voters of America would appreciate you calling them the "dumb kid vote" about as much you would appreciate being called the "dumb white Christian cracker vote."

 Listen here, Dickhead, your equating of asking for permission to assemble in protest with applying for a permit is incorrect. No one is saying that the people cannot gather in protest, you putz. America was built largely on protest and the right to assembly. Yet you seem to forget, oh brainless one, that it all began in the times of freaking horses and buggies. There were no vehicles zipping to and fro, there were no traffic flow problems to address, there were no real considerations given to how many people should or should not be in a given area in order to be safe from fire hazards, there were no fears of being attacked by terrorists with explosive devices and all that happy horseshit.

 But nooooooo. You want to go and try to make some kind of grand conspiracy out of it simply because it suits your purpose of drawing attention to your bullshit cause. Assembly is great. People coming together to protest valid issues is great. BUT, we still have to do so safely. The permits are not given based on what the people are protesting, you moron. The permits are given based on place, time, number of people and how all of that affects situations of liability and danger.

 Uh, hate to tell you buddy, but your logic here is severely flawed. You make it sound like every criminal running free in America is loaded down with an arsenal of war that is used to attack and abuse the American Public in its entirety. Again, you have displayed the common conservative Christian behavior of misusing facts and misstating facts in an effort to prove your point. FAIL.

 YOU are America's leading liberalogist? That isn't even a freaking word, you Nimrod. Oh, and your comment about liberals never winning anything for valor...or something to that effect...is straight-up stupidity and you know it. But see, shitheads like you enjoy saying crap like that because you know that somewhere along the line there is going to be someone to get pissed off enough with your lies to turn around and give you a piece of their mind. Then when they do this you gleefully point at them and announce that their show of anger is a clear indicator of them being wrong and you being right. 

 Haaha!!!Hhaha!! Just another fat, white prick thinking that his race and his religion make him and his nonsense conspiracy claims better than everyone else. Don't lose that confidence.

 Well. Well, well, well. What have we here but MORE of Wild Bill purposely misinterpreting and misstating various statistics in an effort to win people over to his uber-right conservative ways. What a demented asshole. Hah! Listening to this nitwit you would think that America has fallen apart like a maximum security prison during a severe inmate riot. Do you think that Mr. Wild Bill here knows that it is very easy to check up on the bullshit he claims?

 Wild Bill, don't even try to make it out like any of your white ancestors suffered nearly as much as minority races. Were there white slaves? Oh, yes. That is a fact that is not difficult to prove. In their cases most of them ended up in indentured servitude. While their treatment was quite loathsome it still did not compare to what the blacks, Mexicans, and Native Americans suffered. So, don't even go there, mother fucker. Don't even. Not to mention, the fact that white minorities suffered does not in any way reduce the suffering of the other minorities.

 Wild Bill forgot to mention how Christianity can be very dangerous to America. How so? Well, unfortunately you have some Christians out there who try very hard to convince as many people as possible that this country is going down the tubes due to falling away from the Bible and authority of God or some similar bullshit, and that Christians need to "take America back" in order to survive. It really does not matter what religion it is or what political party it is, because so long as the information provided is being used to trick people into fighting there is a problem.

 Ahh, more 'scary' disinformation from our pal Wild Bill.

 Manhood comes from God? Do you think Isaac thought so when he was about to be sacrificed by his father on God's command? Do you think Job thought so when God allowed everything to be taken from him? Do you think the women of the Bible who were raped thought so? Do you think the people who are treated terribly within religion think so? You make it sound like Christianity is such a PEACEFUL religion. Huh. Nothing could be further from the truth. Why don't you ask your friendly neighborhood Native American? Oh wait, there are probably no more left where you are from, right?

 Wow. This guy is SO full of shit. Dude, you can't scare people into believing like you with your dumbass stories of your pretend God sending people to a pretend hell for not believing in a pretend God who you believe gives you so much power and authority. You do realize that since your God is pretend that the power and authority you THINK you have is also pretend, you see that, right?

 Oh geeze. This is a bold lie. Not very hard to disprove, either. Hey Bill, you DID read the constitution where it says that no religion shall be established, right? People like you might THINK the USA is a Christian nation but that does not make it so. And what you are trying to offer as proof is NOT proof but rather is a severe distortion of fact, something Christians like you are very familiar with.

 This guy is a member of the Delusional Christians of America Club where the members mistakenly think that this nation was founded by Christians (and God) FOR Christians (and for God).

 This man is psychotic. Does he really believe what he is saying? Seriously, do you really think he believes everything he is saying? Does he realize what he is saying can absolutely be proven false within just a few clicks of the mouse and an Internet search?

 Tell you what, Bill, let us say we agree to your proposal so long as we can also post in classrooms the truth about Christianity and its violent temperament  That would be fair. Make sure the absolute truth about the Crusades and everything that happened to the victims of such Crusades are there for all to see. Oh, and include what the Christians did to the Native Americans. Oh, and to the Africans in some places. Oh, and the Mexicans. Oh, and anyone who thinks or believes differently. we want to make sure the kids make an informed choice, so make sure ALL of that information is there for them to see.


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Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Bryan Fischer: Out of Control

This Guy has More Issues than Time and Newsweek

This guy is a real douchebag. So, his plan to removing sexual assaults in the military is to remove women from the military. Hummm. So, it isn't about controlling the behavior of the people doing the assault, but rather is about removing the women? Then he says something about men on men rape in the military is committed 90% of the time by serial homosexual rapists. This guy is completely and totally misquoting the article he is claiming to be quoting from. He takes the words that he likes from the article and then adds words of his own. Doesn't he know that God doesn't like lying?

No, Mr. Fischer, God did not create men and women with specific life duties as you so seem to think. I am sure you THINK God says that every time you dig into your little book of delusions and pick out whatever you think backs up your FUBAR claims. And if a man has a problem with a woman working and contributing to the family finances then just maybe that chauvinist SOB shouldn't be getting married. Your view of women is all FUCKED UP.

This guy is retarded. Seriously. Bryan Fischer wouldn't be saying what he is saying about any religion other than his own, right? Would he complain about, say, all mention of religion having to do with magic or Wicca or nature-based religions being mentioned? Of course not. He is trying to make himself look like a champion for religion when he is not. He is only a champion for HIS own religion and HIS own beliefs based on that religion. Stupid. So goddamn stupid.

Haahaa!!! Fischer asserts that Mormons support gays because they think that if they do they will eventually be able to restore the Mormon practice of bigamy. Hah! Oh, and as is his consistent fashion when taking to the airwaves, Mr. Fischer leaves out pertinent information.

This is just insanity. God gave man weapons? God gave man weapons to protect the children? If God is so protecting, you asshole, He sure as you-know-what wouldn't need guns (or any weapon for that matter) in order to protect anything. Your God is supposed to be all-powerful and able to do everything all at once and all the time. If He was so goddamn protective the children would not be hurt...period.

Ahhh, don't you just love it when a right wing conservative takes the Founding Fathers and the founding documents that they created OUT of context? And I'll tell you what, Fischer, I sure as f*ck DON'T want my rights in the hands of someone like you. Your God did not give rights to anyone or anything. Do you know why this is so? Because He does not exist. 

This asshole is calling the Americans in the South pansies. Oh HELL no. HELL NO! What the heck is he talking about when he says, "...these people will not fight back?" What the hell does he think they were doing in the Civil War, going on an extended picnic? I would think he would also be aware of the members of our military who are from the South and the many wars that citizens from the South in the United States have fought in. Shee-it, one of my grandfathers is from Alabama and HE fought in Korea, so don't EVEN insinuate that my tough-as-nails, courageous grandfather is a pansy, you fucking nut-job.

Haahaaha!!! What makes you think that EVERYONE who is steeped in YOUR particular religion is physically healthy? And you DO realize that the statistic you are referring to is not solely representative of Christianity, right? You DO understand that they were in fact including Eastern traditions and faiths involving meditation and other practices not embraced by Christianity, right? Ahh, yet another example of Mr. Fischer purposely misquoting information in an effort to get his particular faith to look stellar. Good luck with that.

Yes, we are familiar with the wording of the Constitution. We are ALSO familiar with YOUR interpretation of the Constitution. Take it out of context all you want, douchebag. Claim all you want that the founders of this country intended for your particular faith to run this country and the lives of those who live within this country. Your claims were never true, are not now true, and will never be true.

Bryan, Bryan, Bryan...you are confusing the dictator-theocracy statements of the God in your Bible with our three branches of government. Notice that our three branches of government are separate from each other. Do you know why this was done? It sure as pickle-dicks had nothing to do with the Bible and everything to do with ensuring that a system of checks and balances would help maintain government in the long-run, and that one person or group within government would not end up with all of the power. You didn't pay attention in your government classes, did you?

Yeah, that is exactly right, Mr. Fischer, where WAS God when the shootings went down? WHERE WAS HE? Did all of the little children and teachers who were killed not believe in God, is that it? Is that why He allowed them to be killed? If that IS NOT the case, and I wager it is not, why did God allow little children and adults who believed in Him to be victims of a horrible crime? Hummm? Why didn't God just punish the particular people who do not believe in Him instead of making others suffer? And what about the families who lost their children or wives or husbands or people they loved? What did they do wrong to call for such horrendous judgment? If your God is that pissed off from people not actively filling His constant call for attention and worship His reaction is a clear indicator He is not worthy of ANY of the attention that is given.

Bryan Fischer is a real gem of a human being. Somehow he thinks and believes that allowing people rights when such rights are not in line with what the Bible has to say impinges on his right to religious freedom. Idiot. He may think so but his faith and his religious book have ZERO right or legal freedom to dictate who should and should not have rights and what those rights should be. Your out-of-this-world, insane argument is an excellent example of why separation of church and state is so important to the continuation of this democracy, this here United States of America.

The apostle Paul was a classic ego-chauvinist. You seem to forget that. As to your claim that Jesus did not have female disciples, that is incorrect. Mary Magdalene, Joanna, and Susanna were disciples of Jesus and even supported Him out of their own efforts. You may find this in the eighth chapter of the Gospel of Luke. By the way you should probably take a look at Galatians 3:28 which says, "There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, NOR IS THERE MALE AND FEMALE, for you are all one in Christ Jesus."

So, your God is SO incredibly powerful that instead of telling people directly what they are doing is wrong, God decides to play a game of Here-is-a-Natural-Disaster-Now-Guess-Why-I-Am-Angry-with-You? You would think that God in His infinite wisdom would see the idiocy of behaving in such an obtuse manner and just be upfront and fair and reasonable. And if God is omniscient, and according to your Bible He is omniscient, He would already know that people will screw up His edicts and would therefore take measures to prevent such things from happening.

Bryan, you and people who think and believe like you do are the furthest distance possible from being even remotely compared and likened unto Rosa Parks. Rosa Parks did not do what she did in an effort to be exclusionary of ANY group. Her approach was IN-clusional in purpose and in action and in definition. You really have zero grounds on which to compare yourself to a person of the character caliber of Rosa Parks.

Listen Fischer, the President was showing RESTRAINT and you are confusing that response with behaving cowardly. Restraint is a crucial necessity of President Obama, because if our country's leader reacted to serious situations in the manner in which you would we would all be fucked, and when I say "we" I am referring to the whole of humanity.

Hah! Fischer, you are taking straight from the playbook of the Holy Roman Empire in its heyday. 

Listen here you fuck-tard, there have been many women to serve this country in the capacity of a soldier. I encourage you to look up Molly Pitcher (whose real name is thought to be Mary McCauley), Mary Marshall and Mary Allen in the War of 1812, Dr. Mary Walker in the Civil War, 150,000 WACs in WWII...the list goes on and on. Your assertions that women lack military capabilities are testament to your chauvinism.

Where in the world do you get the notion that being homosexual shortens a person's life? Wow. You seem to be suffering from a serious case of SAS, also known as Stupid Asshole Syndrome.

The freaks come out at night...including Bryan Fischer.

The real haters are the homosexuals? WTF? And remember this is coming from a guy who says that children who have homosexual parents should be kidnapped. If that isn't hateful I don't know what is.

Hah!! Listen to what these shit-for-brains fundamentalists have to say about environmentalism. These guys completely and totally and purposefully misrepresent the purpose and ideology of environmentalism.

Rrriiiiigghhhhhttt. You are just twisting all kinds of facts here. You have no shame. Pity. Oh, your references to the Revolutionary War are incorrect. Pick up a goddamn history book. Oh wait...that's right! People like you will only read history accounts that support your ridiculous and delusional claims.

I don't give a shit what the apostle Paul said, but I do wish to point out that Jesus said to come as you are. I am pretty sure Jesus outranks Paul.


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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Ann Coulter

She Who Suffers From SBS (Stupid Bitch Syndrome)
What the hell is this hooker talking about?

Holy shit. Holy...holy...shit. This woman is a person? And she claims to be CHRISTIAN? Ann Coulter, you do absolutely nothing to help your faith or your cause.

Ann...you stupid bitch...the American Revolution was NOT a revolution of Christians. Please, oh PLEASE, go to the library and grab a stack of U.S. History books and start reading. Please.

This woman is the female version of Glenn Beck. Much like Beck often does Coulter makes a terrible habit of saying off-the-wall shit and making up facts without even taking the smallest glance at what the facts are and what the evidence is.

According to Ann Coulter if Obama is re-elected that will be the end of America and wealth. Not only that, but the base of the democratic party is stupid single females who do not have a man to provide for them so they are looking to the government to provide the role of the missing man in their life.

Oh Jesus, this is funny!

Whoopi Goldberg is totally awesome. I love the part where she asks Ann Coulter what Ann knows about being black. Outstanding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYDW2Pgd6a4

This woman is a horrible person. Listen to what she says about other races (very racist) and then listen to how she either tries to make a joke or a spoof out of it, or how she denies saying such things altogether.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmxyFj7fOk

Ann Coulter has absolutely ZERO grounds on which to base her ravings against single mothers. She takes the statistics and twists them into meanings and categories to which they do not and should not apply. While she states a statistic that notes many of the criminals in prison were raised by a single parent (usually a single MOTHER) she is taking that information and applying it to the entire group of single mothers without properly considering any other factors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQPMjQApBcw
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Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson: Showing the Love of God

     Pat Robertson is a man of considerable education, a man who is supposed to be a representative of a God...THE God...that consists of all things great and wonderful and beautiful and loving and holy. However, listening to some of the crap this guy says you wouldn't think you were listening to a representative of the greatest love of the universe. His comments are often filled with prejudice, hate, and requests for divine judgment on those who do not measure up to Robertson's little world of spiritual delusion.

     Before you go and devote yourself to a spiritual cause that has consistently been shown to be detrimental to humankind take a look at these clips and listen to what this asshole has to say about what he holds to be just and true in the universe.

This clip is Robertson's plug against adopting children. What a total douche.

Here is Robertson confusing people not wanting to hear his bullshit on religion with some kind of infringement on his right to practice the religion of his choice. Pat does not seem to understand that his freedom of religion does not translate to having authority to treat people poorly if they do not believe and live in the manner that his faith decrees, or that he can take the rules of his delusional faith and expect all others to apply such to their own lives. Stuff it, Pat.

Here we go again with Robertson demanding that people live according to the rules of his asshole God.

Pat Robertson endorses wife beating.

Nothing like using a national tragedy to promote your view of God and salvation and right and wrong. If you are lucky, you will be able to make it sound like all of the people who DON'T believe in the poppycock of the Bible are to be blamed for such tragedy.

Pat Robertson enlightens the world on why Islam is not a religion. Moron.

Here is Robertson's claim that Haiti made a pact with the devil eons ago.

Robertson smokes crack for breakfast.

Maybe the reason Robertson says so much crazy stuff is because he has dementia. This guy is so secure in his belief that he is right and everyone else is wrong that he truly thinks it is his duty to spout the bullshit that he spouts. You just gotta listen to the things he predicts for America since all of America does not believe in the manner that he does.

Another stupidity driven statement escapes from Robertson's mouth. 

Why do marriages suffer? According to Robertson it is because of ugly wives.

Holy Jesus this is freaking funny!!

Move over doppler radar, we have Robertson praying!

Pat Robertson as a modern-day Van Helsing.

Is this old windbag for real?

Oh wow. Wow.


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