Showing posts with label moron. Show all posts
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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Wild Bill for America?


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Wild Bill for Himself

So, I am cruising the Internet for video clips to post on my blogs and I come across this ultra-conservative, white, obviously Christian asshole who calls himself "Wild Bill." Apparently, Wild Bill thinks he has the answers as to why America has the problems that it has, and what America should do to make the problems go away. Sporting a ten-gallon cowboy hat, this man smugly offers his ridiculous, unwanted, dangerous advice. Assholes like this mo-fo are excellent examples of why religion has no place in government.

Here in this video we have Senor Wild Bill lamenting that individuals of low moral character have inundated the American Government, namely the White House and Congress. I think it is hilarious that every time conservative Christians find their grip on American politics loosening even more than it already has the first thing many of them do is rush to the nearest media outlet (newspapers, radio programs, Internet, etc.) and proclaim that not only are the changing laws and rules and regulations a sign of America's ever-decaying morality, but the bad things and the terrible problems that this nation is facing is actually a punishment direct from God. Basically, these nuts are saying that God is saying, "Fine. You won't do  what I want you to do so now I am going to fuck you up." Great God you got there, pal. Keep Him all to yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A07K02uAl4

You know what, Wild Bill? I bet the young voters of America would appreciate you calling them the "dumb kid vote" about as much you would appreciate being called the "dumb white Christian cracker vote."

Listen here, Dickhead, your equating of asking for permission to assemble in protest with applying for a permit is incorrect. No one is saying that the people cannot gather in protest, you putz. America was built largely on protest and the right to assembly. Yet you seem to forget, oh brainless one, that it all began in the times of freaking horses and buggies. There were no vehicles zipping to and fro, there were no traffic flow problems to address, there were no real considerations given to how many people should or should not be in a given area in order to be safe from fire hazards, there were no fears of being attacked by terrorists with explosive devices and all that happy horseshit.

But nooooooo. You want to go and try to make some kind of grand conspiracy out of it simply because it suits your purpose of drawing attention to your bullshit cause. Assembly is great. People coming together to protest valid issues is great. BUT, we still have to do so safely. The permits are not given based on what the people are protesting, you moron. The permits are given based on place, time, number of people and how all of that affects situations of liability and danger.

Uh, hate to tell you buddy, but your logic here is severely flawed. You make it sound like every criminal running free in America is loaded down with an arsenal of war that is used to attack and abuse the American Public in its entirety. Again, you have displayed the common conservative Christian behavior of misusing facts and misstating facts in an effort to prove your point. FAIL.

YOU are America's leading liberalogist? That isn't even a freaking word, you Nimrod. Oh, and your comment about liberals never winning anything for valor...or something to that effect...is straight-up stupidity and you know it. But see, shitheads like you enjoy saying crap like that because you know that somewhere along the line there is going to be someone to get pissed off enough with your lies to turn around and give you a piece of their mind. Then when they do this you gleefully point at them and announce that their show of anger is a clear indicator of them being wrong and you being right. 

Haaha!!!Hhaha!! Just another fat, white prick thinking that his race and his religion make him and his nonsense conspiracy claims better than everyone else. Don't lose that confidence.

Well. Well, well, well. What have we here but MORE of Wild Bill purposely misinterpreting and misstating various statistics in an effort to win people over to his uber-right conservative ways. What a demented asshole. Hah! Listening to this nitwit you would think that America has fallen apart like a maximum security prison during a severe inmate riot. Do you think that Mr. Wild Bill here knows that it is very easy to check up on the bullshit he claims?

Wild Bill, don't even try to make it out like any of your white ancestors suffered nearly as much as minority races. Were there white slaves? Oh, yes. That is a fact that is not difficult to prove. In their cases most of them ended up in indentured servitude. While their treatment was quite loathsome it still did not compare to what the blacks, Mexicans, and Native Americans suffered. So, don't even go there, mother fucker. Don't even. Not to mention, the fact that white minorities suffered does not in any way reduce the suffering of the other minorities.

Wild Bill forgot to mention how Christianity can be very dangerous to America. How so? Well, unfortunately you have some Christians out there who try very hard to convince as many people as possible that this country is going down the tubes due to falling away from the Bible and authority of God or some similar bullshit, and that Christians need to "take America back" in order to survive. It really does not matter what religion it is or what political party it is, because so long as the information provided is being used to trick people into fighting there is a problem.

Ahh, more 'scary' disinformation from our pal Wild Bill.

Manhood comes from God? Do you think Isaac thought so when he was about to be sacrificed by his father on God's command? Do you think Job thought so when God allowed everything to be taken from him? Do you think the women of the Bible who were raped thought so? Do you think the people who are treated terribly within religion think so? You make it sound like Christianity is such a PEACEFUL religion. Huh. Nothing could be further from the truth. Why don't you ask your friendly neighborhood Native American? Oh wait, there are probably no more left where you are from, right?

Wow. This guy is SO full of shit. Dude, you can't scare people into believing like you with your dumbass stories of your pretend God sending people to a pretend hell for not believing in a pretend God who you believe gives you so much power and authority. You do realize that since your God is pretend that the power and authority you THINK you have is also pretend, you see that, right?

Oh geeze. This is a bold lie. Not very hard to disprove, either. Hey Bill, you DID read the constitution where it says that no religion shall be established, right? People like you might THINK the USA is a Christian nation but that does not make it so. And what you are trying to offer as proof is NOT proof but rather is a severe distortion of fact, something Christians like you are very familiar with.

This guy is a member of the Delusional Christians of America Club where the members mistakenly think that this nation was founded by Christians (and God) FOR Christians (and for God).

This man is psychotic. Does he really believe what he is saying? Seriously, do you really think he believes everything he is saying? Does he realize what he is saying can absolutely be proven false within just a few clicks of the mouse and an Internet search?

Tell you what, Bill, let us say we agree to your proposal so long as we can also post in classrooms the truth about Christianity and its violent temperament  That would be fair. Make sure the absolute truth about the Crusades and everything that happened to the victims of such Crusades are there for all to see. Oh, and include what the Christians did to the Native Americans. Oh, and to the Africans in some places. Oh, and the Mexicans. Oh, and anyone who thinks or believes differently. we want to make sure the kids make an informed choice, so make sure ALL of that information is there for them to see.


Thursday, June 13, 2013

Michele Bachmann

The Religious Right Gets Crazier and Crazier

Yikes. We seek God? We seek the ways of God? Is this woman aware of God's behavior in the Old Testament? The New Testament?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d42RgyhZpE

This woman is crazy. The US is the Saudi Arabia of oil and natural gas? Cultures are great but not all cultures are created equal? We have a gangster government? The Swine Flu is suspiciously occurring when democrats are in the White House? What?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N39mUCXQ0RU

Okay...this clip is crazy. My favorite part is about 1:15 into the clip where this crazy woman Bachmann says that carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful but there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas. Hah!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox-6wvR0sGU

Michele Bachmann desperately needs to take a United States History lesson before she goes and says anything else about how she thinks this nation was founded and how it grew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRSx0hKWppM

You say your God stands for life. Really? Read the Old Testament and you will come to a different conclusion. Oh wait...God will allow killing if people piss Him off or are fighting for the wrong side (which would be any side that God is not on). What about His own people, hum? WWII ring a bell? Aren't the Jews supposed to be God's people? Why didn't He protect them? He is God, right? Has ALL the power in the universe at His disposal, correct? NOTHING goes without His express approval, right? Seems to me like He sure as shit didn't pick life then, and actually has a horrible track record of consistently picking death on mass levels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5_WcCax6Nw

This is creepy and eff'd up. Do you really want someone like this in the White House?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcyqzWCTWEM

Oh my dear LORD, but isn't this freaking funny?!
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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Ann Coulter

She Who Suffers From SBS (Stupid Bitch Syndrome)


What the hell is this hooker talking about?

Holy shit. Holy...holy...shit. This woman is a person? And she claims to be CHRISTIAN? Ann Coulter, you do absolutely nothing to help your faith or your cause.

Ann...you stupid bitch...the American Revolution was NOT a revolution of Christians. Please, oh PLEASE, go to the library and grab a stack of U.S. History books and start reading. Please.

This woman is the female version of Glenn Beck. Much like Beck often does Coulter makes a terrible habit of saying off-the-wall shit and making up facts without even taking the smallest glance at what the facts are and what the evidence is.

According to Ann Coulter if Obama is re-elected that will be the end of America and wealth. Not only that, but the base of the democratic party is stupid single females who do not have a man to provide for them so they are looking to the government to provide the role of the missing man in their life.

Oh Jesus, this is funny!

Whoopi Goldberg is totally awesome. I love the part where she asks Ann Coulter what Ann knows about being black. Outstanding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYDW2Pgd6a4

This woman is a horrible person. Listen to what she says about other races (very racist) and then listen to how she either tries to make a joke or a spoof out of it, or how she denies saying such things altogether.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmxyFj7fOk

Ann Coulter has absolutely ZERO grounds on which to base her ravings against single mothers. She takes the statistics and twists them into meanings and categories to which they do not and should not apply. While she states a statistic that notes many of the criminals in prison were raised by a single parent (usually a single MOTHER) she is taking that information and applying it to the entire group of single mothers without properly considering any other factors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQPMjQApBcw


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Glenn Beck

What is Wrong with this Man?

Beck says that this nation has become an affront to God. Don't you believe it. This nation has its issues as does every nation, but what contributes to our nation's perceived greatness is our collective ability to push through our problems and apply solutions. We certainly DO NOT get it right all the time and sometimes the things we have done as a nation (to include the way we treat one another at times) are deplorable. 

However, contrary to what Mr. Beck has to say here our nation is not falling apart. He would like you to think so as the last vestiges of a talon's-grip upon the interpretation of rights in this country (and for all of its citizens) by many within Christianity are categorically  debunked and tossed into the garbage...where they belong.

Glenn, it does not matter what letters and founding documents you have studied over the years. Why? Because information and understanding and knowledge mean absolutely DICK if you persistently misinterpret such information. As far as your absurdly beseeching rhetoric for Americans to fall on their knees in prayer, fat-fucking-chance. 

And you know what? If you and all the people who think like you took half of the time that you spend preaching political doomsday crapola and instead used it for something positive instead of destructive, I bet there are a lot of things that would absolutely be in far better condition as opposed to how such things are now.

No, Mr. Beck, America is NOT one nation under God. You might want it to be and you might even need it to be considering half of the crazy shit you say. But, much like the belief of a flat world did absolutely jack shit to retract from the roundness of the planet, your incorrect beliefs and assertions do not change the fact this nation was most certainly NOT founded on the Bible and Christianity.

Hah! This shithead thinks education is not a right. Asshole. I am pretty sure 'education' would fall under life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. And our rights do not come from your idiotic, sadistic, maniacal, twisted, and delusional Deity of that thing you call a HOLY Bible. Your God is a delusional son of a bitch who does not deserve one drop of the worship and fear He so desperately craves.

What the fuck is wrong with some people?

Glenn, Glenn, Glenn. People are beginning to change their faith and it has zilch to do with any 'outdated' concepts. People are gradually changing their faith because as time goes by they are becoming more and more aware of the fucked-up nature of what they believe and the fucked-up nature of the book such beliefs are founded on.

Does Glenn Beck ever check up on the truth or falsity of the crap he claims?

This just in...Glenn Beck is a moron. And he proves it.

Glenn, you asshole. Jesus did not have any say whatsoever as to whether or not He would be crucified, He had no friggin choice and this is for several reasons. Firstly, according to the Old Testament prophets He was going to be crucified no matter what. You certainly cannot have proof of God's words failing to come true by allowing Jesus to escape crucifixion. 

Secondly, God Himself said He sent His Son specifically for the purpose of being crucified. Everybody has to do what God says, even Jesus. Lastly, if Jesus is in fact a pure expression of God as a member of the Trinity (this would mean Jesus is ALSO God) He cannot contradict Himself by failing to do what He promised as such would be self-defeating.

You know, maybe we need idiots like Glenn Beck so we can remind ourselves from time to time of how NOT to behave and treat people.

Haahhhaaaa!!! This is so funny!

Glenn Beck is a true enigma of stupidity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfysnmZk-YE

This is shameful, Mr. Beck. Shameful. You did this on purpose. Did you even think about these words before they left your mouth? You sir, are a complete fuck-tard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbg604XqPY

WTF?!!!! I am glad I do not believe what you believe, Mr. Beck. Your fervent belief is not synonymous with truth and justice and wisdom. What people like me find confusing is the fact people actually believe all the shit you say you believe. Your belief is prejudicial, stereotypical, hateful, and wrong. Fuck you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbNRatnE6FY


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