Yay!! Pat Robertson strikes AGAIN! Boo-YAH!!

Pat Robertson is a whole bunch of bricks short of the full chimney. But, hey, on the good side he does consistently offer up to the world and all of humanity a hearty flow of religious bullshit that is sure to tickle your funny bone and bring a full smile to your face. Thank GOD Pat never made it very far in politics.


Here, Pat Robertson suggests his theory of what could have happened to a plane...and then he adds...well, just watch it. He gets totally random and it is hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgJNb6u3t0Q


Awww...Pat reminisces the good old times in the Bible where gays could be stoned. He sounds genuinely sorry that times have changed so very much. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rco5mMC9um8


Pat LIES about Muslim politicians in this country, and for a little extra umph to his nonsensical ramblings he adds that the American ideal of separation of church and state have gone way out of bounds. Way out of bounds? You mean way out of the boundaries that some Christians would set?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA5taAM25ik


Some of the lies that fly from Pat's mouth are so very out-of-this-world stupid that you have to wonder how it is that so many people lend this fellow any credibility whatsoever. A DEAD person brought back to life by prayer? Promising people their dead children may be restored to them? I think somebody spiked his apple juice. That, or Pat is smoking schwag. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6foV3WObSk


Here, Pat outdoes himself by making a statement so dumbfounding you are left thinking if what you just heard was really what was said. How in the fuckey-doo this cretin correlates Atheism with rape is beyond all sense, common or otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ZDplL7MVw


How very sweet. Pat defends the murderous actions of God. And don't you just love his assertion that bad, terrible people procreate and produce more bad people? There are plenty of bad people in this world who came from good parents. Likewise, there are plenty of good people who came from bad parents. Do you think Pat knows this? Does he have the capacity to understand this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izeWVzCw6gA


Here, Dr. Pat Robertson asserts that the cause of a woman's reoccurring cancer is the animosity between the woman and her father.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CokctlM618M


Pat relays what God told him would happen in 2014. Notice how generalized his statements are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euEeYsBlyCk


Sooo...scientific studies on global warming are really part of a huge hoax to make billions of dollars? Say what? 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdpBR34Ufis


Wow. Pat says there ARE some things that you should keep from your spouse. Been with a transsexual? Pat says to keep your mouth shut. Hah!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEL_7VjoSUU


Whew! Good thing we have Pat to tell us that nudity is not wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8WIaEoA_98


Pat totally bags on Creationism. Maybe there is hope for him after all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUm5Ej8TyGY


Sooo...watching scary movies can open a person up to being inundated/possessed by demons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPNhkuzw2-8


Astronomer Pat Robertson shares with the world that an asteroid hitting the earth would fulfill prophecies made by Jesus Christ. Oh, and he wrote a book about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTdoZBTIdSI


Holy shit. Holy holy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BREhjIAg1Vo


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Kent Hovind

Is the doctor in?

Kent Hovind is an interesting fellow. According to some of the offered information in regards to this man he is Dr. Kent Hovind...the doctorate being a PhD and not a medical degree. However, if you take the time to peruse Hovind's educational background you might be surprised to discover that his claims of having earned a PhD are questionable indeed.

Go to this site and really look at what it says in regards to Mr. Hovind's PhD dissertation:

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kent_Hovind's_doctoral_dissertation

In the beginning of this video Kent Hovind tries desperately to show how people can indeed live to the ages claimed in the Bible, such as Methuselah being 969 years-old when he died. Then he takes an immediate and sudden left turn when he starts talking about how humans and dinosaurs coexisted. The so-called facts that Hovind states are terrible distortions of tidbits of truth here and there, and Hovind shows no shame in making these absurd claims.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu69q9YIEkA

I love the claim that Hovind makes in this video that believers of the Bible have always known that the earth is round. I suppose he forgot that the church leaders and founders of old thought the world was flat. Those church leaders during Galileo's time very ardently believed that the earth was the center of the universe; of course, now we know that is not true. Anyways, here we run into the same problem of Hovind spewing ridiculous information as though it were indeed the truth he so desperately wants it to be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=UVxU-MxrJZQ

Don't you just love the purposeful misrepresentation of fact? This guy must have been a politician in a past life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSd1D6i8RDQ

Here Hovind tries to use literal mythology as proof of his assertion that dragons did/still do exist. This is such a ridiculous assertion that I am surprised that people actually buy into the bullshit Hovind regurgitates. There is a part in this video that discusses the Ica Stones being frauds, yet Hovind continues to use these fraudulent artifacts as proof for his crackpot theories. Nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMvsWO3AXis

This video is curious as it opens with some horseshit about eating the little seeds in the pit of a peach. I don't give a rat's ass what this Hovind guy says, I would never eat the seed. I suggest that you DO NOT eat the seed as Hovind suggests. The seeds are not good for you no matter how many times Doctor Hovind asserts that eating the seeds prevents cancer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvODdtQgUsY

The gentleman in this video comes across as a tad strange, but I think what he has to say is valid and appropriate in response to Kent Hovind. He very easily points out the problems in Hovind's theories, especially when it comes to light and time and how such function within the universe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjhibQTaNa4

Hovind's ideas in regards to how the starts have formed and to what Boyle's Law applies are totally jacked up. Hovind does not even try to give explanations as to why a law that applies in a closed system would apply in other systems. He just simply takes the law and says that it applies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llohKXtGhmw

The man in this video is correct...Hovind must assert that all of these scientists in astronomy and cosmology and related subjects are all wrong, because if anything they have to say is correct then Hovind's retarded theories on a young earth have nothing left to do but languish in the shame of their stupidity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcc-NbF-3hw

Yes...the idea that light and the stars are billions of years old is kryptonite to creationist theories. I love the rooster crowing in the background of this video. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyM7B9vVxy4

Hah! Listen to how Hovind simply cannot seem to answer the goddamn questions straight up. Not only does Hovind think that there is some grand layer of fossils that is proof for the Great Flood of Noah, but he would also have you believe that nearly every branch of science was begun by creationists. Wow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIgWPwVfJX0

Here Hovind has the audacity to say that there are many people who believe things about the Bible without actually studying and researching these things before actually believing them. Uhmmm...I hate to break it to you Mr. Hovind, but that is totally the pot calling the kettle black.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h6Fpq7gfqA

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