New Claims by Preachers

Try the newest book Turkey Broth for the Spirit: Just a Few Questions that presents questions concerning the Pentateuch of Moses and the absurd cruelty of God that can be found everywhere in the first five books of the Holy Bible:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=ester+lighthorse

What have they been up to?

Let us take a look at what some of our old proselytizing pals have been up to, shall we?

Oh dear me...Cindy Jacobs. This lady is a hoot. She sits here and gives the most generalized 'prophecy' ever and then I suppose expects to be seen as having been enlightened by God? Shit, I have read better predictions from the daily Yahoo horoscopes. It's either going to be real bad or real good? WTF? That isn't prophecy, you ninny. That is a common goddamn sense observation. Every day that you wake up...every day that anyone wakes up, we know it is either gonna be good or bad. There is no mystery to that whatsoever and it is NOT goddamn prophecy. Geeze, woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAFvZngrtSs

This is hilarious! I like the little computer animated cartoon of Jacobs being dangled over a stage. The people who made this video seem to be just as bad as Jacobs, right? I mean, what are these people doing? Fighting over the people who follow God? Are they worried who the parishioners are going to give their money to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zayTeQMKhi4

Here, Pastor John Hagee would have you believe that the headlines of a newspaper that read "New World View In Washington" actually translate to "New World Order In Washington." Are you surprised that any God-fearing individual would go the length of twisting the words of another in an effort to get their message across to people? Also, in this clip Hagee says that the first version of the New World Order appears in Genesis 10 where Nimrod proposes to build the Tower of Babel. BUT this is not true. Sure, Nimrod does found Shinar, but he NEVER proposes building the Tower of Babel in chapter 10 (where it is not even mentioned by name) or in chapter 11 (where the Tower of Babel IS mentioned by name). And where in the hell is Hagee getting his information that the Tower of Babel was covered with signs and symbols of the occult and astrological symbols? What is the purpose of this bullshit? It doesn't sound scary. It sounds stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2tXGlX47SA

Hagee wants you to believe that Atheism is a theological idea...that Atheists HATE God. Now I ask you...seriously...how in the fuckey-doo can an Atheist hate a God they hold does not exist?  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq-Dj-V7Q64


You KNOW I had to put in something that showcased Benny Hinn, right? This guy is freaking hilarious, thus it would be a sin to leave him out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXiuox2F_qg


Holy shit!!! You GOTTA love Pastor Joel Osteen for his apparent innocence and ignorance in submitting a tweet that was later taken down. Oh mercy! This is a good one!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WebnCyRFmOw


I dare you to watch this and NOT laugh your ass off!! Hah! I had to keep stopping the freaking video because I was laughing so hard. Does Rexella Van Impe (apparently named after a pharmacy...maybe) always sound like she has either been smoking a doobie or has popped a couple of Valium with a side serving of Xanax? I laughed till I cried!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2NPgQ1Kjvc


Sooo...Kenneth Copeland has a cure for PTSD? Has he been holding out on all of the suffering soldiers all of these years? So the soldiers do not need medication or psychology? What?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYx0M_wYSBk


This video is not recent but I wanted to include it because this woman is absolutely bonkers-nutso...big time. She really needs to bring it down a notch, stop smoking the crack and drinking Drain-o...SOMETHING.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5kMCBYXsDc&list=PLDB18E8767213FC4D


http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=ester+lighthorse

http://www.zazzle.com/smartytwoshoes

http://justlivingbyfaith.blogspot.com/

http://shoon4774-thegreatestlieevertold.blogspot.com/

Hal Lindsey

Yet Another Nut from the Tree of the Spiritual Trade

     Okay, first things first. Hal Lindsey looks like he would be the love child of Kaiser Wilhelm. With that stunning revelation over let us now proceed to the first video.
     Here, Lindsey claims that Syria is quickly descending into chaos. I hate to pop his prediction bubble (well, not really) but Syria and the nations of the Middle East live in chaos. That is what they do...live in a constant state of chaos. This is nothing fucking new, Hal baby. For whatever reason the nations in the Middle East are loathe to cease fighting.
     A few minutes into his revealing newscast Lindsey says something along the lines of those individuals in the Bible thought that the end of days was near, and that he agrees with them. ? Do you see the problem with this statement?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxNn0Zyga8s

     Little or no interest in Bible prophecy in 1969? Bitch, ever since this bipolar religion called Christianity was formed its deluded followers have prophesied ad nauseum with little or no success.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XiyWkCU4oI

     This mother fucker is purposely warping the truth of the issue and why the IRS did what it did. As many may know the area of religion offers many a tax break for those with a mind to spread the supposed word of God. Considering the huge amounts of money that many church organizations and their pastors rake in the IRS wants to be sure that these preachers and organizations are following the rules that qualify them for the tax breaks.
     That is what the IRS is trying to establish. Lindsey does his best to make it sound like the IRS is jumping on the invisible bandwagon of mistreating God's faithful in the United States. It is a grand plot fabricated by Satan in order to bring God and His church down.
     People who are wealthy generally want to remain wealthy although we all know it does not always work out that way. Depending on the particulars of a situation it is not uncommon for some individuals to try to qualify for tax breaks that would allow them to keep a majority of their earnings. The tax breaks intended to benefit certain qualifying organizations and individuals of faith have at times been abused.
     These particular tax breaks provided by the IRS are for specific organizations and individuals of faith and no one else, and for no other reason. If what an organization or individual pastor is doing or saying does not fit into the required category the IRS wants to know.
     What the kaiser is saying here is very misleading. Granted, I am not exactly a cheerleader for the IRS but what is being said is totally jacked up. If it is that a qualified organization or private individual is utilizing their qualifications and tax breaks as a forum for activity other than what is allowed they may be facing some trouble. In the case at hand the IRS is not picking on religion or faith or anything like that; it just wants to make sure those receiving the tax breaks are within the requirements. If they are, good. If not, not so good.
     Of course the charlatan preachers of the spiritual world do not want the IRS snooping around because the IRS may see the luxury and opulence of the personal lives of the preachers and decide to make them pay. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsVOAHCaoi0

     Well, if those waiting for the return of Jesus would like a heads up on when He is likely to return to earth (in glory, no less) they should watch this video. Lindsey seems to think the return of Jesus is not going to be anytime soon. He makes the comment that the results of the most recent elections will affect America for the next 30 years. So, there you have it. Jesus will not be arriving anytime soon after all. It would be wise for those awaiting the departure to unpack their bags and go get a good attorney. The disappointed and divinely abandoned individual should at least take a shot at trying to get back some of the shit they gave away like the house, the car, the pets...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Js_Lzzeck

     So, apparently the kaiser is witnessing some very scary events and wants to impart some wisdom on how a person can deal with these 'scary' events. Hah! If you think about it a bit you will recall that a previous kaiser who witnessed some very scary events did jack shit about it resulting in Hitler eventually seizing power. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sUBFj1ZWBY

     Lindsey treats his guests to prophecy that is about as ambiguous as you can get. Of course, Christianity must be ambiguous so that when the prophecies are wrong they are quickly and virtually painlessly restructured to fit any new prophecies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Hiq6us8BE

     The essence of prophecy becoming true right before your very eyes. Hummm...I wonder where we have heard this before?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn5hg7iXZCI

     Good evening, and welcome to the Hal Lindsey-is-Going-to-Speak-Out-of-His-Ass-Again report.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnp34v0aQvM


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http://www.zazzle.com/rapture_predictions_print-228929651513887296

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