Jack Van Impe

Adopted Son of Nostradamus

     This first video I have posted is really an example of the insanity plaguing Jack Van Impe and his wife (who by the way always sounds like she is totally loaded on valium or something). Jack's wife Rexella (doesn't that sound like a drug store name?) opens with spacey comments and then she deferrs to her husband who proceeds to offer a story of how these two crooks were in Los Angeles years ago, in a travel lodge, and Jack tells Rexella to sit in his lap so he can kiss her...and then an earthquake strikes. ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYp92mag8vQ

     So, this pulpit charlatan is trying to convince people that in Christianity people love their neighbor as themselves. In Christianity people do not run around killing one another. Islam is not a religion of peace but Christianity is. I bet the victims of the Spanish Inquisition and of the Crusades, as well as the Natives in the Americas, the folks of the People's Temple, and the perished members of the Branch Davidians would beg to differ.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vD7tK8OJE0

     Jack's wife is off her goddamn rocker. Her persistent spacey expressions and vocal inflections are a hindrance to Jack unless he counts people watching his show out of morbid curiosity a good thing. And for the love of Pete stop claiming that every time there is a natural disaster it is a sign that Jesus is on his way back. Fuck a duck, man. Floods happen. Earthquakes happen. If you question this please go and get a dictionary about the world's natural disasters. There are some real doozies in there, too. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m03BbUBY4A

     Restore America to biblical Christianity? Why? Have you read the Bible? Have you read all the horrible things in the Bible that people did in the name of God? Have you read all the horrible things that GOD instructed people to do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i8YM7NFs54

     Don't you just love how the differing factions within institutionalized religion consistently bicker and fight? These groups scramble and stumble over each other, pointing their fingers saying this guy is wrong or that guy is wrong, all in an effort to wrestle the minds and monies of the followers away from each other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcuw441yoAU

     Ahh, another example of the utter disconnection of Rexella Van Impe with the rest of the real world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-z1Cp3TciA

     Jack says that what he is saying here in this video is proof that the Lord Jesus is coming back soon! Of course, if you look at the date of the video posting and then think of today's date...well, you gotta wonder about the differences between man's understanding of 'soon' and Jesus' understanding of 'soon' in relation to when the absent Son of God is due to return.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbxk88LvIL4

     This is an interesting webpage about Van Impe and some of the more stupid stunts he and his inebriated wife have pulled.
http://www.jackvanimpe.ca/


http://toleratingaggressivereligioushumor.blogspot.com/

http://realbookofrevelation.blogspot.com/

http://cantstandreligion.blogspot.com/

https://sites.google.com/site/esterlighthorse/

http://www.zazzle.com/biblical_myth_periodic_table_of_elements_posters-228084324809883766

http://www.amazon.com/Turkey-Broth-Spirit-Theologians-ebook/dp/B004LX0IOK/ref=sr_1_3?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1308702224&sr=1-3

https://sites.google.com/site/wiseonecartooncreations/

http://www.zazzle.com/theopoly_game_of_the_divine_poster-228221851132138911

http://shoon4774-thegreatestlieevertold.blogspot.com/