Thursday, May 23, 2013

Dayna Muldoon

Curse Me Kilts it's Another Lying Thief!


     It has been a while, a least since Tammy Faye Baker, that we have seen such a morbidly fascinating female preacher such as Dayna Muldoon. If I were Dayna Muldoon (which praise God I am not) I would get some acting lessons or something.
     Oh my dear sweet Jesus. This woman cannot sing for shit, or rap, or whatever it is she is trying to do. A miserable fail in its entirety. Her campy, made-up lyrics only make things worse. If it were not for the fact that she is a shyster preacher I would say for her not to quit her day job, cause she sure as hell can't make it in music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHSE60vojr0

     Listen to what this spiritual hooker is saying and how she is saying it. Her vocal inflections are completely lacking in anything remotely genuine. In some ways she sounds like an educated person trying desperately to sound like the poor broke people from the hood. What do you know, a spiritual version of Vanilla Ice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD1XCava-gk

     Where did pastor Dayna find this guy? Wherever she found him I think he is a stand in and the original guy chickened out. Look at the guys sleeves...they are rolled, and not just a little bit. And what the hell is she talking about some "band" being cut and broken? Is she referring to the stomach band put in to prevent eating too much? 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQM5a_WgMSE

     This woman's lack of melodious talent is deliciously hilarious! She needs to fire her song writer, or if she does not have one she should hire one because she herself is totally failing in her own efforts. Someone needs to tell her she is NOT Whitney Huston or the gospel singing Wynans. If her God heals she should request He heal her busted ass singing voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra0e5MDaFXw

     This is SO amazing! I absolutely LOVE IT! This priestess of the False-High God is pushed from her high horse as another preacher exposes her in front of everyone. Watch her reaction as it is rather interesting. It really takes her several moments to really get the clue that her ass has been punked.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx0x15QC2ds

     This man is trying to ask the attendees of one of pastor Dayna's gathering what they think of her claims of healing and all that fun mumbo-jumbo. They seem fairly willing to answer and respond to his inquiries, but then some douche who is very likely working for Muldoon arrives on the scene and tries to break up the party. If Muldoon was so truthful and truly blessed by the powers of God, why didn't the staff let the questioning man in and prove to him they were not the charlatans they unfortunately appear to be?

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