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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

John Hagee: Can't Keep His Trap from Saying Stupid Shit


This is a Man of God?

Oh, how nice. Hagee is praying that God give the President the wisdom of Solomon as he (the President) leads the nation into war. Lovely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8sDDbDxFmY

What Hagee neglects to tell you in this nifty little clip is that Lincoln signed TWO requested national days of prayer and fasting, one signed on August 12, 1861, and one signed on March 30, 1863. The second resolution for a proclamation of prayer and fasting was originally introduced by Senator James Harlan of Iowa on March 2, adopted on March 3, and signed by Lincoln on March 30. Hagee should have mentioned that Senator Harlan's daughter married President Lincoln's son, Robert. Oh, and he probably should have mentioned that the American Civil War ended in 1865...which makes Hagee's claim of things 'suddenly' turning around for the Union total bullshit.
     But what I think is particularly interesting is what Hagee left out about the first national day of prayer that Lincoln signed into effect 1861. Read it, and in the first paragraph you will see that it was a committee of both Houses of Congress that REQUESTED that the President recommend a day of "public humiliation, prayer and fasting" that would be observed by those with "religious solemnities." There is a lot more to be read on both documents and hopefully you will read them both here: http://sdfa.org/lincoln_a.htm
     Please pay close attention to the language in both of the documents signed by President Lincoln and keep in mind that it is HIGHLY LIKELY that since BOTH resolutions were requested OF President Lincoln and not initiated by him that he did not write the bodies of the resolutions themselves, but only affixed his name at the end. Of course, I am very sure Hagee and loads of other psychopathic evangelicals would scream differently.
     But, even that doesn't matter because the idea that God intervened because of prayer and fasting is hilariously stupid, right? Unless it is God's personal policy to totally ignore the first day of the fasting and beseeching prayers of the Union, totally ignore the second day of the same as well, allow hundreds of thousands of soldiers to die horribly, and allow the areas affected by the war to be torn to shreds (literally). I suppose it COULD be God's policy if you consider what He did to the Israelites in the Old Testament.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcaNRX_wl6k

     Okay...we will not discuss the hideousness of Hagee's suit jacket, but, his reference to Alexander Haig and the famous quote of being in charge is NOT from the 9/11 tragedy. It is from the March 30, 1981 assassination attempt of President Ronald Reagan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptrnH00J0Wk

     What the heck is this fuck-tard talking about? Why is he trying to use world tragedies to try to validate his stupid and ridiculous agenda and vicious God? Oooooohhhhh!!! GOD has a MIGHTY plan and it involves the deaths of MILLIONS of people with SIX MILLION of the dead HIS OWN PEOPLE. NICE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ec-kZGKnQ8

     Again, Mr. Hagee, you are trying to define government and what government should be and needs to be according to a fantasy-riddled religious document. Step off, Mr. Hagee. Your imaginary God does NOT run this country. Some people like you think so, but that does not make it truth. The longer we can keep religious loonies like you and your pals OUT of politics the better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnXFJCjJ06U

     Like many others in the muck that results when you mix religion and politics Hagee makes absurdly stupid claims. Never mind the full extent of the political ramifications of what he says here...I only want to comment on one thing: God's treatment of HIS chosen people. Hagee can say all he wants that Israel has this great and grand connection to some great divine being somewhere in the great yonder, but in case Hagee has not peeked into the Old Testament and into the actual historical records of the 'chosen people' of God...this great supreme being has totally and completely treated HIS people with contempt and cruelty and not only that, but this great divine being has done this CONSISTENTLY. And you worry about other nations turning their backs on Israel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPqs4GCszSw

     So, what you are saying is that BEFORE there were even people on the earth this great God of yours decided that His great 'plan' for mankind would include a day and minute and hour and all that happy horseshit where God would KILL one third of the population of mankind? You don't think that is likely to get you a bunch of converts, do you? In fact, it might get a few to collect their brains and to leave your precious little flock. You are a sicko. Your God is a sicko. Your Bible is also totally sicko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCY9zMitdPU


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Friday, May 24, 2013

Kenneth Copeland

I Smell a Rat

     It seems like this guy has been on religious television forever. He is one of the wealthiest television preachers, in part due to concocting ridiculous stories like the one he tells here in an effort to disarm the many sheep in the audience. That way the audience members won't think twice about writing this worm a check or giving him cash when he asks them for their money.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luh30BiCUlI

     Copeland is very creative when finding ways to validate his prosperity doctrine. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6gWdJA48K4

     Give money to me. If you give money to me I promise that God will bless you immensely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCVyIbG4nrQ&list=PL97226299D64BD0A1

     You know, you have serious investigations like this one that are aired on major networks. The information is compelling, yet these liars and thieves still continue to rake in the cash. Why are people still giving to them? Do these people ever watch these types of shows? Do they even care that they are being taken for a ride?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b5m824hwJk

     Granted, I am not a Christian. I was, however, raised Christian and am very familiar with the doctrines and rules and such. Now, we were taught that you do not need anyone to go to God for you on your behalf. Never. You yourself speak directly to God through prayer. That is really a key stone in the foundation of Christianity, that the believer goes before Christ themselves through prayer.
     And of course you know why Copeland has a freaking prayer line, right? Why pass up the chance to squeeze as much as possible from the believers? Create a prayer line, and when they call in offer them the newest DVD or promotional item that Jesus really wants them to have.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1kEKTVaxZY

     This is rather interesting. This was the first time I ever heard a sermon on how God is the biggest failure in the Bible. I had to listen to it several times. You know what I realized? Copeland is right. The God presented in the Bible is definitely the greatest failure in the Bible. He is the one with the greatest amount of power, omnipotence, authority, and who consistently fucks things up for everyone, including His chosen people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rHvdk_cBzg

     Well, here we have actual proof that believers get drunk on the blood of Christ. I always wondered why so many people attended communion services. This show of entirely fabricated...shit, I don't even know what to call it...this is pathetic. Simply fucking pathetic. Do you feel sorry for the people getting rooked when they make the choice to believe this bullshit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SgByE0pX1M

     Hubba-dubba-yabba-dabba? What the hell does he say at the beginning? He is supposed to be speaking in tongues. If he is speaking in tongues then the believing folks in the audience are listening with stupidity.