Oral Roberts

Some Things Never Change

You gotta give it to the evangelists...because they are so wonderfully entertaining. This guy, Oral Roberts, is right up there with the rest of the evangelists that always find a way to taint the message of Jesus, although not irreparably. There are always more assholes in the world ready and willing to follow these guys no matter what they have done.

Geeze! This is pretty funny, especially the part where the guy has a dream about a 900 foot tall Jesus. This asshole even claims to have raised a child from the dead. You know, you would think that if someone is going to lie that they would at least make it believable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtk2hQrPO9s

You would be hard pressed to find very many evangelicals who have NOT rocked their organization with some scandal or other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKCenNc0pMs

Don't even try to pretend that you are shocked. I wonder if he told the cops he had been drinking the blood of Jesus? I mean, wine IS used as the blood of Jesus so you figure His Holiness has, what, 10% proof alcohol minimum?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=bH7fpBYP2Ns&NR=1

Good Lord! I have heard of stupid criminals...I think we all have...but how can these people be this dumb? Who misappropriates funds and then saves the proof on the computer and THEN loans that computer to someone? You would think that with their level of education they would at least give their crimes better thought. Hah! And they ALWAYS have something to say about the REAL truth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JnG6rjVEvE

Deliciously hilarious. And this guy is right, it IS people like Oral Roberts who fuck up religion and abuse the faith of those who blindly follow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqH9qQlIRYg

Oh, good gracious. These preachers really need to get a new trick because they have most certainly played this particular game for far too long. People HAVE caught on. Then again, maybe the right people are not catching on. Get the religiously misled to catch on and you might actually get somewhere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tw7UvFu8ns

Well, it is apparent that there is no shortage of Oral Roberts fans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpELE9cGWeE

So...Oral Roberts has received a message from God about five things that were to SHORTLY come to pass. Remember, this was in the early fifties. What were these prophecies? Well lets take a peek: man cannot and will not destroy himself in that period of time (1950s). God was going to limit atomic weapons. There was going to be a visitation of man by angels. There was going to be a flood of supernatural events and evidence of supernatural powers. Mass miracle healing would begin taking place...this guy just goes on and on and on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX8tgfVzbvs

Holy crap. This is beyond creepy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61_rPgitFmc


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