Cindy Jacobs

A Higher Level of Lies and Craziness

Okay, so this lady hangs out with a gang called "The Apostolic Council of Prophetic Elders" which actually sounds about as credible as the "Legion of Doom."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeAGJQ6zDpk

Ahhh, here we have the amazing Ms. Jacobs revealing that if you are of Native American heritage that you should probably repent and renounce the evil things she is talking about. Hah! Where is she getting her information? I can tell you that there is wonderful and beautiful diversity among the Native Americans in every facet of their heritage. To so carelessly lump them into one group is pure stupidity and indicative of the amazing depth of idiocy of what people like Ms. Jacobs believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9YP0tK7Buw

This psycho woman is trying to say that the repeal of DADT resulted in a bunch of black birds dying. Now I ask you, Ms. Jacobs, what kind of a twisted fuck is it that you worship who would kill off nature in mass numbers...animals who have zero clue about the politics of man...as a warning or threat to man of what might happen if he doesn't shape up and do what God wants?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V17WGTvPHGg

First of all, you dumb asses are taking what the article said WAY out of context. Second of all, sin has absolutely DICK to do with the friggin' weather. Lastly, you stupid people sit there and spout off that Christians are not affected by such things and that they can even control the weather...uhmmm...are you NOT aware of the weather patterns that hit the Midwest every freaking year? You DO know these areas are filled with largely Bible-believing populations, right? That weather has zero to do with religion or what anyone believes and everything to do with the function of this planet. Ninnies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNaetBsNWeE

So...the LORD is going to begin peeling off the layers of deceptive people on this planet? Thank GOD! You know what that means, right? All the freaking preachers go first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgM6do4JpFs

Ohhh, so your food magically multiplied when your kids brought friends over. Lady, the only things that multiply with you are your lies. And you know what else? If your shoes lasted longer than usual it had nothing to do with God, you idiot, and everything to do with you simply taking care of your goddamn shoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NYOQ3YT3sY

You fed three thousand people from a few loaves of bread. You...are SO...FULL OF SHIT you should be ashamed of yourself. But, I know such is far too much to ask of you. Too bad there is not really a hell because if there was you, Cindy Jacobs, would definitely be going there. You are a bad person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7iGGxquR3c

This woman is freaking psychotic. She says she cured insanity through her prayer and binding of evil heebie-jeebies making some lady insane. If that is the case I strongly suggest Ms. Jacobs pray over herself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHYbrs2mIJY

This stupid bitch has no shame whatsoever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2-5eq_WVMI


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