Yay!! Pat Robertson strikes AGAIN! Boo-YAH!!

Pat Robertson is a whole bunch of bricks short of the full chimney. But, hey, on the good side he does consistently offer up to the world and all of humanity a hearty flow of religious bullshit that is sure to tickle your funny bone and bring a full smile to your face. Thank GOD Pat never made it very far in politics.


Here, Pat Robertson suggests his theory of what could have happened to a plane...and then he adds...well, just watch it. He gets totally random and it is hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgJNb6u3t0Q


Awww...Pat reminisces the good old times in the Bible where gays could be stoned. He sounds genuinely sorry that times have changed so very much. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rco5mMC9um8


Pat LIES about Muslim politicians in this country, and for a little extra umph to his nonsensical ramblings he adds that the American ideal of separation of church and state have gone way out of bounds. Way out of bounds? You mean way out of the boundaries that some Christians would set?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA5taAM25ik


Some of the lies that fly from Pat's mouth are so very out-of-this-world stupid that you have to wonder how it is that so many people lend this fellow any credibility whatsoever. A DEAD person brought back to life by prayer? Promising people their dead children may be restored to them? I think somebody spiked his apple juice. That, or Pat is smoking schwag. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6foV3WObSk


Here, Pat outdoes himself by making a statement so dumbfounding you are left thinking if what you just heard was really what was said. How in the fuckey-doo this cretin correlates Atheism with rape is beyond all sense, common or otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ZDplL7MVw


How very sweet. Pat defends the murderous actions of God. And don't you just love his assertion that bad, terrible people procreate and produce more bad people? There are plenty of bad people in this world who came from good parents. Likewise, there are plenty of good people who came from bad parents. Do you think Pat knows this? Does he have the capacity to understand this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izeWVzCw6gA


Here, Dr. Pat Robertson asserts that the cause of a woman's reoccurring cancer is the animosity between the woman and her father.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CokctlM618M


Pat relays what God told him would happen in 2014. Notice how generalized his statements are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euEeYsBlyCk


Sooo...scientific studies on global warming are really part of a huge hoax to make billions of dollars? Say what? 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdpBR34Ufis


Wow. Pat says there ARE some things that you should keep from your spouse. Been with a transsexual? Pat says to keep your mouth shut. Hah!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEL_7VjoSUU


Whew! Good thing we have Pat to tell us that nudity is not wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8WIaEoA_98


Pat totally bags on Creationism. Maybe there is hope for him after all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUm5Ej8TyGY


Sooo...watching scary movies can open a person up to being inundated/possessed by demons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPNhkuzw2-8


Astronomer Pat Robertson shares with the world that an asteroid hitting the earth would fulfill prophecies made by Jesus Christ. Oh, and he wrote a book about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTdoZBTIdSI


Holy shit. Holy holy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BREhjIAg1Vo


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